{"id":928,"date":"2009-12-11T15:16:23","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T14:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=928"},"modified":"2015-04-02T08:26:46","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T07:26:46","slug":"vanocni-besidka-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=928","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed bes\u00eddka 11.12.2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159i p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b leto\u0161n\u00edch V\u00e1noc jsme odhalili z\u00e1sadn\u00ed v\u011bc. Kdyby ji\u017e p\u0159ed lety dostal Ficcus na hran\u00ed p\u00e1r pytl\u016f s\u00e1dry, nezlobil by a nevym\u00fd\u0161lel si na n\u00e1s r\u016fzn\u00e9 nachyt\u00e1vky. P\u011bkn\u011b by si doma v kl\u00eddku odl\u00e9val a byl by klid. Kdy\u017e objevil existenci tohoto materi\u00e1lu za\u010dal odl\u00e9vat cokoliv, za trochu \u00fachyln\u00e9 pova\u017euji jeho odl\u00e9v\u00e1n\u00ed vlastn\u00ed man\u017eelky po \u010d\u00e1stech. Nachytali jsme ho, kdy\u017e se zasn\u011bn\u011b mazlil se s\u00e1drovou nohou. Z na\u0161ich t\u011bl se mu zamlouval jen obli\u010dej. Vyrobil n\u00e1m n\u00e1hradn\u00ed huby ze s\u00e1dry. V\u0161e domluveno a p\u0159ipraveno, mohly se rozeslat pozv\u00e1nky. <em><strong>P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, kamar\u00e1di, v\u011brn\u00ed obdivovatel\u00e9 Motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f z\u00a0Hab\u0159\u00ed!<\/strong> Rok se s\u00a0rokem se\u0161el, z\u00a0r\u00e1di\u00ed, televiz\u00ed, novin a obchodn\u00edch center u\u017e na n\u00e1s zase vystrkuj\u00ed rohy pekeln\u00e9 potvory, za kter\u00fdmi se kr\u010d\u00ed svat\u00ed and\u00edlci a je\u0161t\u011b kousek d\u00e1l J\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u2026j\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u017e\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u0161\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9k (a\u0165 u\u017e v\u00a0p\u0159estrojen\u00ed za Santu Clause, D\u011bdu Mr\u00e1ze nebo Pana No\u00ebla). A tak bylo na jedn\u00e9 z\u00a0na\u0161ich d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fdch a v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdch sch\u016fz\u00ed, t\u011bsn\u011b po probr\u00e1n\u00ed celosv\u011btov\u00e9 finan\u010dn\u00ed krize a mo\u017en\u00fdch v\u00fdchodisek z\u00a0n\u00ed, a t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed zah\u00e1jen\u00edm diskuze na t\u00e9ma glob\u00e1ln\u00ed oteplov\u00e1n\u00ed, za pop\u00edjen\u00ed tepl\u00e9ho \u010daje a sodov\u00e9 vody, rozhodnuto, \u017ee je nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das za\u010d\u00edt pl\u00e1novat tradi\u010dn\u00ed bes\u00eddku Motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f z\u00a0Hab\u0159\u00ed. V\u00fdb\u011br vhodn\u00e9ho term\u00ednu n\u00e1m nedal nijak zabrat. Ur\u010dili jsme ho na p\u00e1tek 11. 12. 2009 v\u00a019 hodin, s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e budete m\u00edt zahojen\u00e1 jelita od \u010dert\u016f a strome\u010dek je\u0161t\u011b zdobit nebudete. V\u011bt\u0161\u00ed probl\u00e9m n\u00e1m d\u011blalo vymyslet vstupenku na na\u0161i bes\u00eddku. \u010c\u00edm bychom v\u00e1s mohli p\u0159ekvapit, kdy\u017e u\u017e jste zvl\u00e1dli takov\u00e9 v\u011bci jako napsat \u00f3du na Hab\u0159\u00ed, um\u011blecky ztv\u00e1rnit Hab\u0159\u00ed nebo zdej\u0161\u00ed motork\u00e1\u0159e, napsat legendu o t\u00e9to p\u0159ekr\u00e1sn\u00e9 jiho\u010desk\u00e9 vesni\u010dce, nebo dokonce vymyslet a p\u0159edv\u00e9st reklamu? A tak jsme se rozhodli, \u017ee v\u00e1s tentokr\u00e1t do vsi pust\u00edme na z\u00e1klad\u011b \u00faplatk\u016f. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z\u00a0v\u00e1s si proto s\u00a0sebou p\u0159ivezte: kancel\u00e1\u0159skou sponku (1 ks \u2013 velk\u00e1, 3 ks \u2013 mal\u00e1) prov\u00e1zek (1,5 metru) pap\u00edr (A4) vaj\u00ed\u010dko (slepi\u010d\u00ed) pr\u016fhledn\u00e9 desky o velikosti A4 (jinak naz\u00fdvan\u00e9 ko\u0161ilka, sl\u00edda\u2026 1 ks) izolepu (1 metr) \u0161pejle (4 ks) bal\u00f3nek (nafukovac\u00ed) Kdokoliv doraz\u00ed bez t\u011bchto komponent, nebude do prostor kon\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed bes\u00eddky vpu\u0161t\u011bn, tedy ani k\u00a0baru. T\u00edm se dost\u00e1v\u00e1me k\u00a0m\u00edstu kon\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e9 mnoz\u00ed z\u00a0v\u00e1s velmi dob\u0159e znaj\u00ed \u2013 Penzion Habersk\u00fd vrch \u2013 tedy penzion um\u00edst\u011bn\u00fd v\u00a0Hab\u0159\u00ed na vyv\u00fd\u0161en\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b. P\u0159\u00edpadn\u00ed z\u00e1jemci o ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed najdou kontakt na <strong>www.haberskyvrch.cz<\/strong> a nebo \u2026\u2026\u2026. v\u0161ak vy v\u00edte. U\u017e te\u010f se na v\u00e1s skoro i docela t\u011b\u0161\u00edme! <strong>Motork\u00e1\u0159i z\u00a0Hab\u0159\u00ed<\/strong> <\/em>Ano, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b tahle pozv\u00e1nka vyvolala spousty dotaz\u016f, k \u010demu \u017ee bude zapot\u0159eb\u00ed tolik materi\u00e1lu. Co\u017ee jsme si to na n\u011b zase vymysleli. Objevily se i pokusy o podpl\u00e1cen\u00ed, ale z\u016fstali jsme neoblomn\u00ed! (P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b nab\u00eddn\u011bte v\u00edc). Na\u0161e, t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 domovsk\u00e1, hospoda byla na n\u00e1por motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch individu\u00ed p\u0159ipravena, Maru\u0161ka n\u00e1m nava\u0159ila gul\u00e1\u0161ek, n\u011bkdo tam naho\u0159e usoudil, \u017ee k V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed bes\u00eddce pat\u0159\u00ed sn\u00edh, tak ho na n\u00e1s za\u010dal sypat. \u010c\u00edm\u017e se pokusil zkomplikovat p\u0159\u00edjezd p\u00e1r jedinc\u016fm, ale jd\u011bte s t\u00edmhle na motork\u00e1\u0159e \ud83d\ude42 . Postupn\u011b dorazilo i p\u00e1r zpozdilc\u016f, tak mohla Ka\u010dka vyhl\u00e1sit leto\u0161n\u00ed \u00fakol. Nakreslit pl\u00e1n na perpetu mobile. Do toho se nikomu necht\u011blo. M\u011bkoty. Tak to zm\u011bnila. Vyhl\u00e1sila \u00fakol: nakreslit pl\u00e1n na jak\u00e9si ud\u011bl\u00e1tko vytvo\u0159en\u00e9 z p\u0159inesen\u00e9ho materi\u00e1lu, d\u00edky n\u011bmu\u017e by se dopravilo vaj\u00ed\u010dko z balk\u00f3nu na zem. V p\u016fvodn\u00edm stavu. Cel\u00e9. To se jim nad hlavami za\u010dalo kou\u0159it, to byly \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 my\u0161lenkov\u00e9 pochody. To vznikaly na pap\u00edrech n\u00e1dhern\u00e9 n\u00e1kresy. Dal\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st\u00ed \u00fakolu bylo podle sv\u00e9ho geni\u00e1ln\u00edho pl\u00e1nu sestrojit ud\u011bl\u00e1tko funk\u010dn\u00ed a p\u011bkn\u011b ho vyzkou\u0161et. To si ty sv\u00e9 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 hlavi\u010dky l\u00e1mali! V n\u011bkter\u00fdch t\u00fdmech vznikaly vskutku neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 kousky. Pod balk\u00f3n jsme rad\u011bji nat\u00e1hli plachtu, abychom Maru\u0161ce nezavaj\u00ed\u010dkovali podlahu. N\u00e9, \u017ee bychom \u00fasp\u011b\u0161nosti motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch v\u00fdtvor\u016f nev\u011b\u0159ili, no ale p\u0159eci jen&#8230;. Sami v\u00fdrobci si o\u010dividn\u011b moc jisti nebyli. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b z\u00edrali na sv\u00e1 vejce padaj\u00edc\u00ed z balk\u00f3nu rychlost\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161inou pon\u011bkud v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e by jim bylo po chuti. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 pln\u00fd po\u010det bod\u016f, za originalitu, z\u00edskala Iv\u010da. Jejich n\u00e1pad na vytvo\u0159en\u00ed minitrampol\u00edny se zd\u00e1l bezchybn\u00fd, jen kdyby se na ni jeji par\u0165\u00e1k s vaj\u00ed\u010dkem trefil. Condor\u016fv l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed stroj z prezervativu byl kr\u00e1sn\u00fd na pohled. I ostatn\u00ed n\u00e1s, a snad i sebe, pobavili. Jen jedno vaj\u00ed\u010dko z\u016fstalo neporu\u0161eno. Snad ani s\u00e1m Merlin nech\u00e1pal, kterak se jim to povedlo. Dal\u0161\u00ed \u00fakol pro hosty vyhl\u00e1sil, po pr\u00e1vu, Ficcus. Rozdal v\u0161em l\u00edste\u010dky, na kter\u00fdch m\u011bli napsat kter\u00e1 b\u00edl\u00e1 huba, le\u017e\u00edc\u00ed na stole, pat\u0159\u00ed k hub\u011b \u017eiv\u00e9, mezi ostatn\u00edmi pochoduj\u00edc\u00ed. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 stoprocentn\u00ed \u00fasp\u011b\u0161nost, a t\u00edm dokonalou znalost Motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f z Hab\u0159\u00ed, p\u0159edvedl W\u00e9na. Ostatn\u00ed si moc rady nev\u011bd\u011bli (jak kdo). Pravda, t\u0159eba Mufa s Ficcuskou nezam\u011bnil nikdo \ud83d\ude42 . Pomalu by si zaslou\u017eili oddechov\u00fd \u010das. Tak rozd\u00e1me P\u00e9eFky, letos vytvo\u0159eny Danem. T\u00e9ma na n\u011b bylo dost jasn\u00e9. T\u0159i rozbit\u00e9 motorky za jeden m\u011bs\u00edc hraj\u00ed na fotk\u00e1ch hlavn\u00ed roli. Je\u0161t\u011b vyfotit padavky roku a vrhnout se do v\u00edru tance pod taktovkou DJ Ser\u017ei, do konzumov\u00e1n\u00ed sal\u00e1m\u016f, s\u00fdr\u016f, tul\u010di, piva, bechera&#8230;&#8230;Prost\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed chlasta\u010dka. Jen jsme neodebrali host\u016fm arzen\u00e1l &#8230;&#8230;no a nechte t\u00e9 motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 verbe\u017ei, notabene pod vlivem, vaj\u00ed\u010dka a izolepu. Co se m\u011blo st\u00e1t, se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b stalo. Vejce se m\u011bnila z podoby pevn\u00e9, b\u00edl\u00e9, do podoby velice nepevn\u00e9, pov\u011bt\u0161inou \u017elut\u00e9. Nap\u0159\u00edklad vejce, Condorem vr\u017een\u00e9 na Dana, dopadlo na W\u00e9nu, no a tak n\u011bjak podobn\u011b. Vejce nastrkan\u00e1 do Condorov\u00fdch kapes z\u016fstala nakonec neporu\u0161ena. Mak s Merlinem se rozvzpomn\u011bli na sv\u00e1 mlad\u00e1, uli\u010dnick\u00e1 l\u00e9ta a odmot\u00e1vali izolepu z m\u00edst, kde m\u011bla z\u016fstat a aplikovali ji na m\u00edsta, kam rozhodn\u011b nepat\u0159ila. To se alespo\u0148 zd\u00e1lo Marianovi a Condorovi p\u0159i spat\u0159en\u00ed sv\u00fdch \u010dty\u0159kolov\u00fdch motorek. Condor pr\u00fd dokonce p\u0159i spat\u0159en\u00ed sv\u00e9ho olepen\u00e9ho auta utrousil i n\u011bjak\u00e9 to peprn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed slovo. K neuv\u011b\u0159en\u00ed. Kone\u010dn\u011b do\u0161la Tul\u010da, vejce i izolepa a n\u00e1m se poda\u0159ilo rozehnat motork\u00e1\u0159skou bandu. \u010c\u00e1st se odebrala k Siskin\u016fm. A tam&#8230;..no a tam se o\u010dividn\u011b pokra\u010dovalo. N\u00e9 tak u n\u00e1s. U n\u00e1s u\u017e se nepilo (proto\u017ee nebylo co), ale vyt\u00e1hli jsme karty. V pr\u0161\u00ed jsem fakt dobr\u00e1! Vyhr\u00e1la jsem kopici sirek! O pen\u00edze se jim hr\u00e1t necht\u011blo. Luxusn\u00ed pohled byl na Condora nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b z\u00edraj\u00edc\u00edho do karet, nad hlavou se mu objevila bublina s velik\u00e1nsk\u00fdm otazn\u00edkem a po chv\u00edli zmaten\u00e9ho uva\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed vynesl \u0161estku. Jen nech\u00e1pu jednu v\u011bc. S t\u00edmhle bal\u00ed\u010dkem jsme u\u017e odehr\u00e1li p\u00e1r kol. To jsme si nikdo \u0161estky nev\u0161imli? My\u0161ka pr\u00fd ano, ale d\u011blala jakoby nic a hr\u00e1la s n\u00ed. No, asi je na \u010dase j\u00edt chrn\u011bt. R\u00e1no jsem se sna\u017eila velice ti\u0161e, abych nikoho nevzbudila, va\u0159it vypro\u0161\u0165ovac\u00ed pol\u00e9vku. P\u0159i\u0161el Condor a \u0161eptem jsme si pov\u00eddali. My\u0161ka si po chvilce st\u011b\u017eovala, \u017ee se v tom krav\u00e1lu ned\u00e1 sp\u00e1t. Na Condorovo n\u00e1mitku, \u017ee on tedy \u0161eptal, odv\u011btila, \u017ee Condor sv\u00fdm \u0161epotem probud\u00ed mrtv\u00e9ho za t\u0159emi zav\u0159en\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi. M\u00edrn\u011b zmuchlan\u00fd Mak si st\u011b\u017eoval, \u017ee to m\u00e1m pr\u00fd ihned vypnout, a ukazoval ven na hust\u011b se sypaj\u00edc\u00ed sn\u00edh a ptal se, zda si uv\u011bdomuji, \u017ee n\u00e1\u0161 chodn\u00ed\u010dek kon\u010d\u00ed ve k\u0159ov\u00ed. Po zd\u011blen\u00ed, \u017ee na to p\u0159i\u0161el po tm\u011b, n\u00e1m ostatn\u00edm docela zvedl n\u00e1ladu. A do tohoto okam\u017eiku pronesl Icing velice zhnusen\u00fdm hlasem hl\u00e1\u0161ku dne: ,,Fuj! Spal jsem v Condorovi!\u201ca nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b valil sv\u00e9 mlad\u00e9 o\u010di na n\u00e1pis na spac\u00e1ku. \u010c\u00edm\u017e n\u00e1s rozesm\u00e1l a Mariana doslova skolil na kolena. N\u011bkdy v tomto okam\u017eiku si Mariano s\u00e1hl do kapsy a zjistil, \u017ee v n\u00ed m\u00e1 kl\u00ed\u010d, kter\u00fd v\u010dera v okam\u017eiku bystr\u00e9ho osv\u00edcen\u00ed vyndal ze z\u00e1mku, pr\u00fd v dobr\u00e9m \u00famyslu. Cht\u011bl zabr\u00e1nit p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00fdm \u017eert\u00e9\u0159\u016fm, aby pod vlivem dobr\u00e9 n\u00e1lady a tul\u010di t\u011blocvi\u010dnu nezamkli. Zabr\u00e1nil, nezamkli ji ani majitel\u00e9. No a t\u00edm by se tak n\u011bjak pomalu dala V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed bes\u00eddka Motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f z Hab\u0159\u00ed zakon\u010dit. Jen je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r okam\u017eik\u016f u Siskin\u016f, kde jsme se dozv\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee se tam ve\u010der nen\u00e1padit\u011b chlastalo, p\u00e1n domu rozb\u00edjel skleni\u010dky a pr\u00fd cht\u011bl vys\u00e1t Rom\u010du, \u010demu\u017e jsme tak n\u011bjak nerozum\u011bli. A to je v\u0161e p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;te\u010f jen nazdobit strome\u010dek, p\u0159ipravit cukrov\u00ed a \u010dekat na Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ka&#8230;<\/p>[Not a valid template]","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159i p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b leto\u0161n\u00edch V\u00e1noc jsme odhalili z\u00e1sadn\u00ed v\u011bc. Kdyby ji\u017e p\u0159ed lety dostal Ficcus na hran\u00ed p\u00e1r pytl\u016f s\u00e1dry, nezlobil by a nevym\u00fd\u0161lel si na n\u00e1s r\u016fzn\u00e9 nachyt\u00e1vky. P\u011bkn\u011b by si doma v kl\u00eddku odl\u00e9val a byl by klid. Kdy\u017e objevil existenci tohoto materi\u00e1lu za\u010dal odl\u00e9vat cokoliv, za trochu \u00fachyln\u00e9 pova\u017euji jeho odl\u00e9v\u00e1n\u00ed vlastn\u00ed man\u017eelky [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6571,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions\/6571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}