{"id":8098,"date":"2016-04-10T06:07:36","date_gmt":"2016-04-10T05:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=8098"},"modified":"2017-10-16T09:48:18","modified_gmt":"2017-10-16T08:48:18","slug":"a-zase-bahno-haberske-howno-9-4-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=8098","title":{"rendered":"A zase bahno. Habersk\u00e9 hoWno 9.4. 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hanz a uWe\u00a0 nepij\u00ed. S\u00a0alkoholem vyrovnali. To pr\u00fd hl\u00e1sali v\u00a0p\u00e1tek po cest\u011b z\u00a0Prahy do Hab\u0159\u00ed. Cest\u011b pln\u00e9 v\u00fdmol\u016f, v\u00fdjezd\u016f, bahna, ko\u0159en\u016f a kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch v\u00fdhled\u016f a pokud mo\u017eno \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9ho asfaltu. U cesty jsem nebyla, tak\u017ee nev\u00edm, jestli n\u00e1s jen nelakuj\u00ed, nedojeli k\u00a0n\u00e1m po silnici a nezamazali se dole pode vs\u00ed, aby nebyli pro sm\u00edch.<\/p>\n<p>Do Hab\u0159\u00ed dorazilo osm za\u0161pin\u011bn\u00fdch, mokr\u00fdch a asi i smradlav\u00fdch (co\u017e jsem nezji\u0161\u0165ovala) endurist\u016f p\u0159ed sedmou hodinou ve\u010dern\u00ed. Siln\u00e9 j\u00e1dro zam\u00ed\u0159ilo ze v\u0161eho nejd\u0159\u00edv do hospody a p\u00e1r zm\u011bk\u010dil\u00fdch, \u010di snad rozumn\u00fdch jedinc\u016f dalo nejd\u0159\u00edve odbahn\u011bn\u00ed a sprchu. Hanz a uWe byli p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b v\u00a0prvn\u00ed skupin\u011b a v\u00a0okam\u017eic\u00edch n\u00e1dechu, mezi vdechnut\u00edm dal\u0161\u00ed zelen\u00e9 m\u011b p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dovali, \u017ee fakt v\u016fbec nepij\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Bull, Horejsek a Honz\u00edk nejd\u0159\u00edv zacpali bl\u00e1tem sprchy v\u00a0penzionu Habersk\u00fd vrch a pot\u00e9 se teprve vypravili mezi m\u00edstn\u00ed \u0161tamgasty. Bullovi trvalo rovn\u00e9 \u010dty\u0159i minuty, ne\u017e se p\u0159iznal, \u017ee TO vyjel. Netu\u0161\u00edm co TO bylo, ale muselo TO b\u00fdt ukrutn\u00e9, drsn\u00e9 a nezapomenuteln\u00e9 TO! TO vyjel jen Bull a Jirka. TO u\u017e nikomu dal\u0161\u00edmu vyjet nedovolilo a ostatn\u00ed se museli poklonit Bullovi, \u017ee TO vyjel.<\/p>\n<p>Jeden by \u0159ekl, \u017ee cesta z\u00a0Prahy do Hab\u0159\u00ed mimo asfalt motork\u00e1\u0159e vy\u0161\u0165av\u00ed a za\u017eene je v\u010das do pelech\u016f. Nen\u00ed tomu tak. Cestu je zapot\u0159eb\u00ed probrat a zhodnotit. S\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00fdm pan\u00e1kem zelen\u00e9 se st\u00e1vaj\u00ed v\u00fdjezdy strm\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, rokle d\u011bsiv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, potoky hlub\u0161\u00ed, bahno mazlav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Asi pro odleh\u010den\u00ed p\u0159edal Milan Richardovi d\u00e1rek. D\u00e1t odp\u016frci fotbalu fotbalov\u00fd m\u00ed\u010d v\u00a0hospod\u011b pln\u00e9 sklen\u011bn\u00fdch p\u016fllitr\u016f, lahv\u00ed, sv\u011btel a tak, je hol\u00fd nesmysl. Snad jen z\u00e1zrakem nedo\u0161lo ke g\u00f3lu do sklen\u011bn\u00e9 ledni\u010dky.<\/p>\n<p>Zelen\u00e1 doch\u00e1z\u00ed, je t\u0159eba se vrhnout do pelech\u016f. A\u017e r\u00e1no se dozv\u00edd\u00e1m, \u017ee vrhnut\u00ed kdosi pojal jinak a \u017ee do\u0161lo ke zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edmu zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed. Je zn\u00e1m\u00e9, \u017ee a\u010d j\u00ed\u0161 cokoli, v\u017edy bl\u2026\u0161 vla\u0161\u00e1k. V\u00fdjimkou je zelen\u00e1. Pije\u0161-li zelenou, taky ji blink\u00e1\u0161. A to by bylo pro dne\u0161ek v\u0161e, p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. Tak tedy je\u0161t\u011b pr\u00fd ne. Je\u0161t\u011b m\u011bla Zdenka dost pr\u00e1ce s\u00a0uWem, aby ho n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t dok\u00e1zala navigovat do m\u00edsta jeho dne\u0161n\u00edho odpo\u010dinku. Jo ta abstinence je svinstvo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>V\u00a0sobotu r\u00e1no n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed vyvol\u00e1vali matn\u00e9 vzpom\u00ednky na v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed ve\u010der a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se t\u011b\u0161ili na dne\u0161n\u00ed je\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed. V\u0161echny Pepa trochu probral zad\u00e1n\u00edm \u00favodn\u00edho testu. P\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9 zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed- mezi n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edky, kte\u0159\u00ed k\u00a0n\u00e1m zav\u00edtaj\u00ed jednou za rok jsou jedinci, kte\u0159\u00ed p\u0159esn\u011b v\u00ed, ke kter\u00e9mu roku se datuje prvn\u00ed zm\u00ednka o Hab\u0159\u00ed, ve kter\u00e9m roce se jelo prvn\u00ed Habersk\u00e9 hoWno a v\u00a0jak\u00e9 nadmo\u0159sk\u00e9 v\u00fd\u0161ce Hab\u0159\u00ed le\u017e\u00ed. P\u0159ekvapiv\u011b maj\u00ed o Hab\u0159\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed znalosti ne\u017e o \u0161estidenn\u00ed a Dakaru. Chv\u00e1lyhodn\u00e9. O odpov\u011bdi- nejlep\u0161\u00ed habersk\u00fd motork\u00e1\u0159 ani nemluv\u011b. Na\u0161li se jedinci, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed naprosto skv\u011bl\u00fd p\u0159ehled a napsali Bar\u010da. Pepa nesouhlasil. To si vy\u0159\u00edd\u00edme doma, to sem nepat\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Dost plk\u016f a do sedel. Tom\u00e1\u0161 se nep\u0159evl\u00e9k\u00e1 a nestartuje. Pr\u00fd to m\u00e1 rozbit\u00fd. V\u016fbec nev\u00ed jak a sve\u0159ep\u011b odr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed Honz\u00edkovy n\u00e1vrhy na opravy. Prost\u011b je l\u00ednej a nechce se mu jezdit. Ostatn\u00ed zaj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed na parcelu a pozorn\u011b sleduj\u00ed Pepovo vysv\u011btlov\u00e1n\u00ed kudy \u017ee se to pojede. Vn\u00edm\u00e1 ho asi i Richard, neb prav\u00ed: ,,tak na to se ti m\u016f\u017eu vyka\u0161lat\u201c (no dobr\u00e1, pou\u017eil \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9 slovo), odkl\u00e1d\u00e1 motorku a leh\u00e1 si vedle n\u00ed. Pepa rozhoduje, \u017ee Richard jede prvn\u00ed, Richard na to nakonec neka\u0161le a jede. U p\u0159ejezdu kmenu si dal zaslou\u017een\u00fd odpo\u010dinek a n\u011bco mi \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee je dob\u0159e b\u00fdt daleko a nesly\u0161et ho. Pot\u00e9 si \u0161oupne je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9 to kole\u010dko navrch a vte\u0159iny naskakuj\u00ed a naskakuj\u00ed. Pot\u00e9 se do roklinky vyd\u00e1vaj\u00ed i ostatn\u00ed a p\u0159i n\u011bkter\u00fdch p\u0159ejezdech kmene se ned\u00e1 netleskat. Skv\u011bl\u00e9 pokouk\u00e1n\u00ed! Ti p\u00e1nov\u00e9 to p\u0159eci jen maj\u00ed v\u00a0prack\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n<p>Smrtelka nesm\u00ed chyb\u011bt. Smrtelka u\u017e je hafo let sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed Habersk\u00e9ho hoWna a ani letos tomu nen\u00ed jinak. Smrtelku si kluci vyvrknou vcelku bez probl\u00e9m\u016f, ale pot\u016f\u010dek pod n\u00ed jim d\u00e1 p\u0159eci jen trochu zabrat. Hlavn\u011b uWemu vy\u017eene p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9 pavouky z\u00a0vejfuku i z\u00a0motobot. \u0158ekla bych, \u017ee i tady to bylo par\u00e1dn\u00ed pokouk\u00e1n\u00ed, ale m\u016fj fo\u0165\u00e1k, cel\u00fd zalepen\u00fd od bahna, m\u00edn\u00ed cosi jin\u00e9ho. Blatouchy a jin\u00e1 jarn\u00ed fl\u00f3ra z\u00edr\u00e1 a modl\u00ed se, aby to p\u0159e\u017eila. P\u0159e\u017eila a kluci jedou d\u00e1l. Nejen kluci. Radka s\u00a0Petrou nesedaj\u00ed do vyh\u0159\u00e1t\u00e9ho auta, ale hrdinn\u011b se m\u011bn\u00ed v\u00a0bat\u016f\u017eky sv\u00fdch drah\u00fdch, zabl\u00e1cen\u00fdch a zmrzl\u00fdch polovi\u010dek. Jedou nad V\u00edta, k\u00a0pot\u016f\u010dku na kter\u00fd m\u00e1 do\u017eivotn\u00ed vzpom\u00ednky Condor.<\/p>\n<p>Pepa \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee tohle pojedou v\u0161ichni na jednotn\u00e9 motorce a tou je Milanovo nov\u00e9, vyvon\u011bn\u00e9 bavor\u00e1ck\u00e9 G\u00e9eSo. Nesouhlas\u00ed nejen Milan, ale i ostatn\u00ed. Asi k\u00a0t\u00e9 b\u00edl\u00e9 motorce nemaj\u00ed d\u016fv\u011bru. Nev\u00edm pro\u010d, mn\u011b se l\u00edb\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee projedou pot\u016f\u010dkem a h\u00e1jkem na sv\u00fdch pov\u011bt\u0161inou oran\u017eov\u00fdch stroj\u00edch a u\u017e chv\u00e1taj\u00ed zp\u011bt do civilizace k\u00a0tepl\u00e9mu j\u00eddlu a studen\u00e9mu pivu. Mo\u017en\u00e1 chv\u00e1taj\u00ed a\u017e moc. N\u011bkdo, nev\u00edm kdo, to d\u00e1v\u00e1 trochu mimo cestu a z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 za n\u00edm vyoran\u00e1 r\u00fdha do pangejtu.<\/p>\n<p>Ob\u011bd je tentokr\u00e1t mimo n\u00e1\u0161 servis a Jarda v\u00a0hospod\u011b se mus\u00ed \u010dinit. J\u00e1 mezit\u00edm rozeh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1m troubu a postupn\u011b do n\u00ed strk\u00e1m ceny. Co\u017e samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nest\u00edh\u00e1m a u\u017e m\u011b Pepa hon\u00ed na dr\u00e1hu do \u017dabov\u0159esk. Ani trochu toho nelituji, neb vid\u011bt ty kluky je\u0161t\u011b o t\u0159\u00eddu v\u00edc zabl\u00e1cen\u00e9 je fakt bezva. Sem tam n\u011bjak\u00fd ten skok, bl\u00e1tiv\u00fd pr\u016fjezd a mazlav\u00fd v\u00fdjezd si pr\u00fd r\u00e1d nech\u00e1 uj\u00edt Richard a jen s\u00a0n\u00e1mi ostatn\u00edmi nejezd\u00edc\u00edmi m\u011bkou\u0161i ostatn\u00ed sleduje.<\/p>\n<p>Leto\u0161n\u00ed hoWno je trochu jin\u00e9, ne\u017e ostatn\u00ed. Ty ostatn\u00ed byly zalit\u00e9 jarn\u00edm sluncem a h\u0159\u00e1li jsme se v\u00a0prvn\u00edch jarn\u00edch paprsc\u00edch, po kter\u00fdch nen\u00ed letos ani vidu. Leje, je zima, leje, je zima, mrznou n\u00e1m ruce, nohy a v\u0161echno ostatn\u00ed. Tak\u017ee fofrem zp\u011bt do Hab\u0159\u00ed, do tepl\u00fdch sprch a pokoj\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Znovu rozeh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1m troubu a va\u0159\u00edm vodu na kafe a \u010daje. I rum pro Bulla vyhrabu ze \u0161pajzu. V\u00a0tomhle p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9m odpoledni zjist\u00edme kdo m\u00e1 trauma z\u00a0my\u0161\u00ed a z\u00a0pavouk\u016f. Vcelku vesel\u00e9 odpoledne a n\u00e1pov\u011bda na tot\u00e1ln\u00ed rozhozen\u00ed kamar\u00e1d\u016f. UWe sakra, takhle se nem\u00e1\u0161 odkop\u00e1vat! To se ti jednou nevyplat\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Bull us\u00edn\u00e1 v\u00a0k\u0159esle, ale nakonec ho p\u0159eci jen probereme a jdeme k\u00a0Maru\u0161ce na vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Tj\u00e1dyd\u00e1dyd\u00e1!!!! Prvn\u00ed m\u00edsto\u2026.. Tak takhle ne! Jdeme od konce. Richard nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed vlastn\u00edm u\u0161\u00edm a u\u0161i n\u011bkoho jin\u00e9ho si p\u016fj\u010dit nechce. Je mimo sout\u011b\u017e. No jo, vyka\u0161lal se na tra\u0165. Tak\u017ee nakonec je sout\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00edch jen sedm.<\/p>\n<ol start=\"6\">\n<li>Hajnej, 5. Ple\u0161oun, 4.Honz\u00edk (\u017ee by ho v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed ve\u010der pod taktovkou Mufa vy\u0159adil ze hry?), 3.-prvn\u00ed ocen\u011bn\u00e9 m\u00edsto Hanz, 2.-velmi nat\u011b\u0161en\u00fd a spokojen\u00fd Bull, 1.- velmi zaslou\u017een\u011b Jirka!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>7.- a t\u00edm i nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ocen\u011bn\u00ed- HABERSK\u00c9 HOWNO- uWe!!! VELIK\u00c1 GRATULACE! Jo! Na zelenou to jezd\u00ed!<\/p>\n<p>A pak u\u017e jen norm\u00e1ln\u00ed ve\u010der. P\u0159evl\u00e1d\u00e1 zelen\u00e1, sem tam prolo\u017een\u00e1 pr\u016fzra\u010dnou a zlatavou. A spousta kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch a vesel\u00fdch historek.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>V\u00a0ned\u011bli r\u00e1no je\u0161t\u011b spole\u010dn\u00e1 sn\u00eddan\u011b a u\u017e se nakl\u00e1daj\u00ed zabl\u00e1cen\u00e9 stroje na k\u00e1ry a nast\u00e1v\u00e1 velk\u00e9 lou\u010den\u00ed. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se z\u00a0cesty je\u0161t\u011b vrac\u00ed pro zapomenut\u00e9 ta\u0161ky a tak.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00edm se st\u00e1v\u00e1 Habersk\u00e9 hoWno 2016 minulost\u00ed a u\u017e se m\u016f\u017eeme pomalu za\u010d\u00edt t\u011b\u0161it na to dal\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Bylo to s\u00a0v\u00e1mi zase fajn. D\u00edky :-).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Bar\u010da<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n[Not a valid template]\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Hanz a uWe\u00a0 nepij\u00ed. S\u00a0alkoholem vyrovnali. To pr\u00fd hl\u00e1sali v\u00a0p\u00e1tek po cest\u011b z\u00a0Prahy do Hab\u0159\u00ed. Cest\u011b pln\u00e9 v\u00fdmol\u016f, v\u00fdjezd\u016f, bahna, ko\u0159en\u016f a kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch v\u00fdhled\u016f a pokud mo\u017eno \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9ho asfaltu. U cesty jsem nebyla, tak\u017ee nev\u00edm, jestli n\u00e1s jen nelakuj\u00ed, nedojeli k\u00a0n\u00e1m po silnici a nezamazali se dole pode vs\u00ed, aby nebyli pro sm\u00edch. 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