{"id":743,"date":"2009-04-12T17:24:27","date_gmt":"2009-04-12T16:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=743"},"modified":"2015-04-02T13:10:26","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T12:10:26","slug":"velikonoce-aneb-kontrola-konzulatu-v-liskovicich-42009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=743","title":{"rendered":"Velikonoce, aneb kontrola konzul\u00e1tu v L\u00edskovic\u00edch 12.04.2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>,,Budu m\u00edt nalo\u017een\u00fd maso na gril\u201c. No d\u00e1 se t\u00fdhle v\u011bt\u011b odolat? A to mi je\u0161t\u011b sympatick\u00e1 pan\u00ed v r\u00e1diu \u0159\u00edkala: ,,Velikonoce budou pro motork\u00e1\u0159e naprosto skv\u011bl\u00e9, silnice such\u00e9, slun\u00ed\u010dko bude p\u00e1lit o sto \u0161est\u201c. To se pak nech\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk snadno zviklat k proj\u00ed\u017e\u010fce.<br \/>\nSer\u017ea p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed do Hab\u0159\u00ed v 7,oo, aby byl p\u0159ipraven\u00fd k odjezdu v pl\u00e1novan\u00fdch 7,3o. P\u0159ed dv\u011bma lety by m\u011bl minim\u00e1ln\u011b dvouhodinov\u00e9 zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed. P\u0159eci jen se u n\u00e1s n\u011b\u010demu p\u0159iu\u010dil.<br \/>\nA tak vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme v sestav\u011b: Siskin, Siskinka (a jej\u00ed nov\u00e9 G\u00e9eSeRo), Ser\u017ea a j\u00e1, nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed a nejrychlej\u0161\u00ed (to jsme si mysleli) cestou k Horne\u0165\u00e1kovi na h\u00e1jenku do L\u00edskovic. Siskin\u016fv Caponord hl\u00e1s\u00ed 6\u00b0C ( j\u00f3, to u\u017e je fakt zh\u00fdralost, m\u00edt na motorce i takov\u00e9hle vychyt\u00e1vky), Pepa trochu rozhazuje Ser\u017eu slovy, \u017ee to m\u00e1 n\u011bjak podhu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd, a \u017ee m\u00e1 zajet k nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed benz\u00ednce si to dofoukat. Siskin jeho slova h\u00e1z\u00ed s m\u00e1vnut\u00edm ruky pod st\u016fl, a se slovy vlastn\u00edmi, \u017ee m\u00e1me v\u0161ichni fuelu dost a\u017e do Jind\u0159ich\u00e1\u010de sed\u00e1 na motorku a uj\u00edm\u00e1 se veden\u00ed. Trochu mi vrt\u00e1 hlavou, pro\u010d jedeme p\u0159es J. Hradec, kdy\u017e m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme na sever, ale nic nenam\u00edt\u00e1m, jsem u\u017e tak n\u011bjak zvykl\u00e1 na v\u0161echno .V Bud\u011bjik\u00e1ch si Ser\u017ea na \u010derven\u00e9 st\u011b\u017euje, \u017ee se mu jede n\u011bjak blb\u011b, \u017ee mu to na kruh\u00e1\u010di uklouzlo, a \u017ee by si to docela r\u00e1d dofoukal. Nadvelitel nedb\u00e1, jedeme d\u00e1l. Na okruhu p\u0159ed Li\u0161ovem se Siskin utrhl a odlet\u011bl, \u0159\u00edkala jsem sv\u00e9 C\u00e9B\u00e9eFce, a\u0165 to ned\u011bl\u00e1, \u017ee se to nem\u00e1, ale ona nedbala, p\u0159edjela Siskinku, dolet\u011bla Siskina a hrozn\u011b r\u00e1da by let\u011bla d\u00e1l, kdyby ve mn\u011b nezv\u00edt\u011bzil zdrav\u00fd rozum a nevr\u00e1til plyn do \u00fanosn\u00e9 polohy. J\u00f3, dneska by to \u0161lo! Dneska by to jelo! No nic, tak zase ubrat, za\u0159adit se a chovat se zp\u016fsobn\u011b \ud83d\ude41 . M\u00edj\u00edme benz\u00ednku v T\u0159eboni, m\u00edj\u00edme benz\u00ednku u Str\u00e1\u017ee, m\u00edj\u00edme prvn\u00ed benz\u00ednku v Hradci, m\u00edj\u00edme druhou benz\u00ednku v Hradci, m\u00edj\u00edme benz\u00ednku u Jaro\u0161ova a\u017e si mi p\u0159ed Kamenic\u00ed nad lipou ze\u0165\u00e1ka, sotva s n\u00e1mi dr\u017e\u00edc\u00edho krok, z\u017eelelo, \u0161\u00e9fa jsem si dovolila p\u0159edjet a zajela k tolik tou\u017een\u00e9 hadi\u010dce se vzduchem u Slovnaftu. Siskin zareagoval slovy:,, uf, kone\u010dn\u011b! U\u017e jsem m\u00e1lem na suchu a benz\u00ednka nikde!\u201c<br \/>\nSiskinka se zlob\u00ed, \u017ee jsme bl\u00e1zni, \u017ee d\u011bsn\u011b let\u00edme a s trochu provinil\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem hl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee m\u011bla na tachometru 170 a to tedy je\u0161t\u011b nikdy neza\u017eila .Na\u0161tvalo ji, \u017ee i p\u0159es jej\u00ed rychlostn\u00ed rekord jsme ji zmizeli v nedohlednu. D\u00e1v\u00e1me si automatov\u00fd kafe a Siskinka n\u00e1m rozd\u00e1v\u00e1 \u010dokol\u00e1dky. Asi na oslavu nov\u00e9 motorky a rychlostn\u00edho rekordu. Ser\u017ea dofouk\u00e1v\u00e1. Zbyte\u010dn\u011b, m\u011bl v gum\u00e1ch vzduchu na rozd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed. A je\u0161t\u011b se pt\u00e1, pro\u010d m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme na jih, kdy\u017e s\u00eddlo Horne\u0165\u00e1kovo konzul\u00e1tu le\u017e\u00ed na severu. Uji\u0161\u0165ujeme ho, \u017ee jih je n\u011bkde \u00fapln\u011b jinde, ale taky se Siskinkou nech\u00e1peme, pro\u010d m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme na v\u00fdchod. Siskin prohla\u0161uje n\u011bco o tom, \u017ee se stra\u0161n\u011b naotravujeme, \u017ee jen cht\u011bl, abychom se trochu projeli, a \u017ee te\u010f u\u017e to budeme st\u0159ihat na sever.<br \/>\nA tak st\u0159ih\u00e1me. Ser\u017ea se rozjel, j\u00f3 jistota pln\u00fdch gum d\u011bl\u00e1 divy. Pomalu se otepluje, potk\u00e1v\u00e1me motorky, je mi n\u00e1dhern\u011b motork\u00e1\u0159sky jarn\u011b a c\u00edt\u00edm, jak se p\u0159iblble \u0161kleb\u00edm do p\u0159ilby. Sem tam si je\u0161t\u011b pobrouk\u00e1v\u00e1m n\u011bjakou obl\u00edbenou Hoptrop\u00e1ckou a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, kdy mi bylo naposledy takhle fajn. Netu\u0161\u00edm.<br \/>\nDal\u0161\u00ed kaf\u00e9pausa je v Chrudimi. Siskinka se vrac\u00ed ze z\u00e1chodu s rozz\u00e1\u0159en\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem a se slovy: ,,Ser\u017ea m\u011bl pravdu, jeli jsme na jih! Jsme v Chorvatsku, \u010d\u016frala jsem pod palmou!\u201c Postupn\u011b se jdeme v\u0161ichni p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit. \u010cekala jsem n\u011bjakou ob\u0159\u00ed fotku, ale n\u00e9, vedle h\u00fdzlu stoj\u00ed opravdu \u017eiv\u00e1 palma a nad hlavou se klink\u00e1 n\u011bco p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed li\u00e1ny. Asi t\u00e9 fl\u00f3\u0159e d\u011bl\u00e1 dob\u0159e m\u00edstn\u00ed aroma. Fakt d\u017eungle.<br \/>\nPop\u00edj\u00edme, kec\u00e1me nesmysly, jak u\u017e se tak na benz\u00ednk\u00e1ch kec\u00e1v\u00e1 a Siskin n\u00e1m hl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee Hanka&#8230;.(to je jedno, co, to v\u00e1m nepr\u00e1sknu). Hanka se ohrazuje: ,,Co m\u011b bouch\u00e1\u0161?!\u201c Siskin odv\u011bt\u00ed, \u017ee se ji ani nedotkl. Na to ona, \u017ee jo, \u017ee cht\u011bla \u0159\u00edct: ,,Co m\u011b pr\u00e1sk\u00e1\u0161?!\u201c, ale \u017ee se ji otev\u0159ela pusa na n\u011bco jin\u00fdho.<br \/>\nU benz\u00ednky stoj\u00ed papundeklovej policajt a l\u00e1k\u00e1 n\u00e1s ke spole\u010dn\u00e9 fotce. Neodol\u00e1me, fot\u00edme se a fotky hned rozes\u00edl\u00e1me. Od Lucky vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed p\u0159\u00edkaz k uloupen\u00ed policajta. V Hab\u0159\u00ed se bude hodit! Ta motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 verbe\u017e si tam l\u00edt\u00e1 jak se ji zachce. Lucky n\u00e1pad nebyl asi ojedin\u011bl\u00fd. Policajt je zam\u010denej na pevnej \u0159et\u011bz.<br \/>\nKa\u0161leme na uv\u011bzn\u011bn\u00fdho policajta a sledujeme skupinku n\u011bjak\u00fdch divn\u00fdch mla\u010foch\u016f. Nejstar\u0161\u00ed je mezi nimi jak\u00e1si d\u00e1ma se zasn\u011bn\u00fdm pohledem, oble\u010den\u00e1 do koberce. Parta kluk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed by podle mne m\u011bli b\u00fdt n\u011bkde jinde a s n\u011bk\u00fdm jin\u00fdm, oble\u010dena do n\u011bjak\u00fdch jednotn\u00fdch h\u00e1bit\u016f, onu d\u00e1mu ohlazuje, \u010de\u0161e ji vlasy a obdivn\u011b ji sleduje. Pak se v\u0161ichni nasoukaj\u00ed do unaven\u00e9ho Favorita a odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00ed za sv\u011btl\u00fdmi z\u00edt\u0159ky. Usoudili jsme, \u017ee tu s n\u00e1mi pob\u00fdvala \u010d\u00e1st n\u011bjak\u00e9 sekty a jejich kr\u00e1lovna. Siskinka podala n\u00e1vrh, abychom si taky zvolili kr\u00e1lovnu a uct\u00edvali ji. Jsem pro a navrhuju, \u017ee by m\u011blo j\u00edt o nejstar\u0161\u00ed \u017eenskou v part\u011b. Siskin se nevyjad\u0159uje, Ser\u017ea nev\u00ed o co jde, pon\u011bvad\u017e m\u00e1 u ucha mobil a \u0159\u00edd\u00ed opravu pap\u00edrensk\u00e9ho lisu. Sotva mobil polo\u017e\u00ed, \u017eeneme ho za \u0159id\u00edtka, abychom odjeli p\u0159ed dal\u0161\u00edm zvon\u011bn\u00edm a \u0159e\u0161en\u00edm pracovn\u00edho probl\u00e9mu.<br \/>\nJedeme d\u00e1l za v\u016fn\u00ed grilovan\u00e9ho masa, potk\u00e1v\u00e1me Kaipana, spousty motorek, nad hlavami bzu\u010d\u00ed hejna mal\u00fdch letad\u00fdlek, kola\u0159i a brusla\u0159i se n\u00e1m pletou pod kola. Prost\u011b si tenhle proslun\u011bn\u00fd, voln\u00fd den ka\u017ed\u00fd u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1.<br \/>\nDo L\u00edskovic p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme bez bloud\u011bn\u00ed, co\u017e je trochu nuda. P\u0159i bloud\u011bn\u00ed a v\u011b\u010dn\u00e9m ot\u00e1\u010den\u00ed se nach\u00e1zej\u00ed ta nejhez\u010d\u00ed m\u00edsta. Proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme kolem n\u011b\u010deho otlu\u010den\u00e9ho, polozbo\u0159en\u00e9ho, zarostl\u00e9ho a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edme, zda to jen ten z\u00e1me\u010dek, o n\u011bm\u017e Hor\u0148a mluvil. Asi ano. K h\u00e1jence vede enduro cesta. Co taky \u010dekat jin\u00fdho, \u017ee jo?!<br \/>\nP\u0159ed h\u00e1jenkou n\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1 roz\u0161kleben\u00e1 Horne\u0165\u00e1kova tlama a elegantn\u00ed Zuz\u010din \u00fasm\u011bv. Hon\u0148a chyt\u00e1 prvn\u00ed plusov\u00e9 body do hodnocen\u00ed konzul\u00e1tu p\u0159ipraven\u00fdm tri\u010dkem a Zuzka prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00edm, \u017ee n\u00e1s pozvali na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu, proto\u017ee cht\u011bli str\u00e1vit sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed den s n\u011bk\u00fdm klidn\u00fdm, tich\u00fdm a pohodov\u00fdm. A to tedy my jsme!<br \/>\nP\u0159i prohl\u00eddce usedlosti se sna\u017e\u00edme Horne\u0165\u00e1kovi taktn\u011b zd\u011blit, \u017ee p\u0159i koupi tro\u0161ku nalet\u011bl, proto\u017ee to, co n\u00e1m ukazuje coby lesn\u00ed, provon\u011bnou stud\u00e1nku je vlastn\u011b \u017eumpa a to dost smrd\u00edc\u00ed.<br \/>\nZato n\u00e1m nab\u00edz\u00ed sal\u00e1t, klob\u00e1sy a utajuje maso. Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme z n\u011bj ten kus fl\u00e1koty vym\u00e1mili, tak se zase vymlouval, \u017ee se mu neda\u0159\u00ed rozkecat gril. Ani to mu nepro\u0161lo. Ohe\u0148 rozd\u011blal star\u00fd z\u00e1les\u00e1k Siskin a za chvilku zavl\u00e1dlo po cel\u00e9 h\u00e1jence ticho, p\u00e1\u010d s plnou pusou se nemluv\u00ed. Chcete-li za\u017e\u00edt prav\u00e9 ob\u017eerstv\u00ed, zaje\u010fte na habersk\u00fd konzul\u00e1t do L\u00edskovic. Bu\u010f n\u00e1s cht\u011bl t\u00edm mno\u017estv\u00edm zab\u00edt, nebo uplatit.<br \/>\nJako sladk\u00e1 te\u010dka se pod\u00e1valy tradi\u010dn\u00ed Ho\u0159ick\u00e9 trubi\u010dky. Pr\u00fd se v Ho\u0159ic\u00edch vyr\u00e1b\u011bj\u00ed st\u00e1le ve velk\u00e9m a ka\u017ed\u00e1 slu\u0161n\u00e1 rodina m\u00e1 vlastn\u00ed v\u00fdrobnu. Tak si m\u016f\u017eete koupit Nov\u00e1kovy trubi\u010dky, Bene\u0161ovy trubi\u010dky, atd. Navrhla jsem Yousifovy trubi\u010dky. N\u00e1vrh nepro\u0161el. To jm\u00e9no by pr\u00fd p\u0159ipom\u00ednalo trubi\u010dky s tkani\u010dkou, p\u0159ipraven\u00e9 k v\u00fdvozu na v\u00fdchod.<br \/>\nPo plodn\u00e9 debat\u011b se p\u0159istoupilo k podobn\u011b plodn\u00e9 akci. Bylo t\u0159eba vy\u010derpat na rozbor trochu vody ze studny. A\u010d se se\u0161li t\u0159i namakan\u00ed \ud83d\ude42 motork\u00e1\u0159i, betonov\u00fdm deklem nehnuli a nehnuli. Nechali tedy svaly odpo\u010d\u00edvat a zapojili mozky. Horne\u0165\u00e1k vydoloval odn\u011bkud hadici a jal se vodu vys\u00e1t. Na vlastn\u00ed pohon. Pusou. Co se d\u011blo v jeho t\u011ble netu\u0161\u00edm, ale zvenku to vypadalo \u00fa\u017easn\u011b komicky. Za chv\u00edli mi p\u0159ipadlo, \u017ee m\u00e1me v sob\u011b p\u00e1r pan\u00e1k\u016f Tullamorky a n\u00e9 jen jeden Birell a spoustu citr\u00f3nov\u00e9 vody. Padaly takov\u00e9 pop\u016flno\u010dn\u00ed, opileck\u00e9 n\u00e1vrhy, kterak dostat vodu ze studny. Probl\u00e9m nejv\u00edc zaujal Ser\u017eu. Za\u010dal uva\u017eovat, co s vodou, zjist\u00ed-li se jej\u00ed vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed, a\u017e t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00e9 vlastnosti. Od t\u00e9to my\u0161lenky u\u017e byl jen kr\u016f\u010dek k my\u0161lence je\u0161t\u011b geni\u00e1ln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Zalo\u017een\u00ed spole\u010dnosti ,,Yousifovi trubi\u010dky nam\u00e1\u010den\u00e9 v Jandri\u010dov\u011b vod\u011b\u201c<br \/>\nTa citr\u00f3nov\u00e1 voda s n\u00e1mi d\u011bl\u00e1 divy. Bylo by t\u0159eba se zvednout a popojet. Nikomu se nechce, ale p\u0159edstava \u010dty\u0159hodinov\u00e9 cesty dom\u016f n\u00e1s zved\u00e1 od kafe a trubi\u010dek.<\/p>[Not a valid template]<p>Domlouv\u00e1me se, \u017ee nepojedeme onou nejkrat\u0161\u00ed, trochu nudnou cestou jako sem, ale d\u00e1me si n\u011bjak\u00e9 ty zat\u00e1\u010dky a vedlej\u0161\u00ed silnice. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me stylov\u011b. Horne\u0165\u00e1k n\u00e1m rad\u00ed, abychom se nevraceli enduro p\u0159\u00edjezdovou cestou, ale vzali to p\u0159\u00edmo po louce. Pr\u00fd je to bl\u00ed\u017e k silnici. A pohodln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Dobr\u00e1 tedy. N\u011bjak mu podv\u011bdom\u011b nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm, ale vyd\u00e1v\u00e1m se za ostatn\u00edmi na pastvinu. M\u00e1 pravdu, co to na n\u00e1s je, n\u011bjak\u00fd ten kilometr po tr\u00e1v\u011b, p\u0159es houp\u00e1ky, mezi \u017e\u00e1bami a cvr\u010dky. A jsme na silnici, m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme na jih, m\u00edj\u00edme lesy s koberci rozkvetl\u00fdch sasanek a je zase fajn.<br \/>\nSilni\u010dka na Kn\u011b\u017eice, M\u011bstec Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9, kolem \u017dehu\u0148sk\u00e9 obory se kr\u00e1sn\u011b klikat\u00ed. I t\u011bch d\u011br je v asfaltu n\u011bjak m\u00ed\u0148, ne\u017e na hlavn\u00ed. Docela si to u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m a m\u00e1m zase skv\u011bl\u00fd pocit.<br \/>\nTaky m\u00e1te v\u017edycky p\u0159es zimu strach, \u017ee ty st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00fd pentle silnic n\u011bkdo vyrve, \u017ee u\u017e tam na ja\u0159e nebudou, \u017ee bude s motorkami \u00e1men, \u017ee u\u017e si neu\u017eijeme?J\u00e1 se v\u017edycky boj\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e ta zima neskon\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee u\u017e v\u017edycky bude sn\u00edh a mr\u00e1z, \u017ee &#8230;&#8230;..a pak p\u0159ijde den, jako ten dne\u0161n\u00ed, v\u0161echny strachy spl\u00e1chne s jarn\u00ed vodou a p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed m\u011b, \u017ee zas bude dob\u0159e. A je!<br \/>\nS t\u011bmihle pocity proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme Kol\u00edn, Uhl\u00ed\u0159sk\u00e9 Janovice a stav\u00edme ve Vla\u0161imi u benz\u00ednky.<br \/>\nSiskini zam\u00e1\u010dknou slzu dojet\u00ed a vypr\u00e1v\u00ed n\u00e1m, kterak zrovna u t\u00e9hle benz\u00ednky, p\u0159ed lety spravovali Jawi\u010dku.<br \/>\nPan Obsluha je asi zakuklen\u00fd motork\u00e1\u0159, chv\u00e1l\u00ed si, \u017ee je prav\u00fd motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd den a \u017ee to tu cel\u00fd den hu\u010d\u00ed. Siskin\u016fm \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee to byl pr\u00e1v\u011b on, kdo je tady p\u0159ed lety vyt\u00e1hl z bryndy. Plk\u00e1me nesmysly. Tak\u00e9 se v\u00e1m zd\u00e1, \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b na benz\u00ednk\u00e1ch se semele nejv\u00edc blbost\u00ed?<br \/>\nP\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed d\u011bdula podoben Funesovi. Viz\u00e1\u017e\u00ed i energi\u00ed. Stav\u00ed letit\u00e9 kolo vedle Caponorda a p\u0159ikazuje mu:,,St\u016fj, tady m\u00e1\u0161 br\u00e1chu!\u201c Pak poskakuje od motorky k motorce, pohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed na tachometry a jen vrt\u00ed hlavou, kolik \u017ee se na tom d\u00e1 jet. Roz\u010dilujou ho digit\u00e1ln\u00ed tachometry, ze kter\u00fdch nic nevy\u010dte. Docela n\u00e1m p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 d\u011bti z d\u011bc\u00e1ku a \u010dek\u00e1me, kdy \u0159ekne:,,teto, kl\u00ed\u010dky! Nastartuj mi to!\u201c<br \/>\nPo obhl\u00eddce strojov\u00e9ho parku p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed ke sv\u00e9mu kolu a se slovy:,,Poj\u010f blb\u010de, nikdo T\u011b tu nechce\u201c elegantn\u011b naskakuje a miz\u00ed v d\u00e1li.<br \/>\nMiz\u00edme takt\u00e9\u017e. Sm\u011br jih, Hab\u0159\u00ed, Habersk\u00e1 hospoda.<br \/>\nDoma zji\u0161\u0165ujeme, \u017ee si bah\u0148\u00e1ci docela u\u017e\u00edvali. Pepa je prot\u00e1hl cestou necestou, Ficcus utopil vyp\u016fj\u010denou \u010dty\u0159kolku a Mufa potupn\u011b p\u0159it\u00e1hli na lan\u011b. Necht\u011bl mi prozradit pro\u010d. A\u017e po dlouh\u00e9 chv\u00edli zdr\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed pov\u00edd\u00e1:,,v\u00ed\u0161, tam je takov\u00fd \u010derven\u00fd \u010dudl\u00edk, a ten kdy\u017e nen\u00ed zapnut\u00fd, tak to nejede\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>A dne\u0161n\u00ed v\u00fdsledek?<\/p>\n<p>Ujeli jsme 501 km.<br \/>\nPo cest\u011b tam 271<br \/>\na zp\u011bt 230.<br \/>\nPou\u010den\u00ed pro p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b: Kdy\u017e se jede na sever, tak se m\u00e1 jet na sever a n\u00e9 na v\u00fdchod!<\/p>\n<p>Caponord vypad\u00e1 jako bratr vyslou\u017eil\u00e9ho kola.<\/p>\n<p>Kontrola konzul\u00e1tu v L\u00edskovic\u00edch<\/p>\n<p>1.Cedulka MzH<br \/>\nchyb\u00ed. M\u00ednusov\u00e9 body<\/p>\n<p>2.Tri\u010dko MzH<br \/>\np\u0159ipraveno. Plusov\u00e9 body.<\/p>\n<p>3.Poho\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed<br \/>\nn\u00f3, chvilku se zdr\u00e1hal a sna\u017eil se n\u00e1s nacpat \u0161pen\u00e1tem.<br \/>\nPak se n\u00e1s zase sna\u017eil zab\u00edt d\u011bsiv\u00fdm mno\u017estv\u00edm dobrot. Tak\u017ee m\u00ednus? No jo, ale ono to bylo v\u0161echno tak dobr\u00e9!! Hm, tak\u017ee vlastn\u011b plus. Velik\u00e9 PLUS.<\/p>\n<p>4. Obdivov\u00e1n\u00ed \u010dlen\u016f MzH<br \/>\nnic moc, ale zase si ned\u011blal vysloven\u011b bl\u00e1zny, jak to m\u00e1 ve zvyku (hlavn\u011b ze mne).<br \/>\ntak\u017ee plus.<\/p>\n<p>Hodnocen\u00ed:<\/p>\n<p>A\u017e na mal\u00e9 nedostatky (to je takov\u00fd probl\u00e9m vyrobit cedulku,,Konzul\u00e1t Motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f z Hab\u0159\u00ed\u201c?!)<br \/>\nse kontrol\u00f3\u0159i shodli na zanech\u00e1n\u00ed konzul\u00e1tu v Horne\u0165\u00e1kov\u00fdch ruk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n<p>Bar\u010da<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Budu m\u00edt nalo\u017een\u00fd maso na gril\u201c. No d\u00e1 se t\u00fdhle v\u011bt\u011b odolat? A to mi je\u0161t\u011b sympatick\u00e1 pan\u00ed v r\u00e1diu \u0159\u00edkala: ,,Velikonoce budou pro motork\u00e1\u0159e naprosto skv\u011bl\u00e9, silnice such\u00e9, slun\u00ed\u010dko bude p\u00e1lit o sto \u0161est\u201c. To se pak nech\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk snadno zviklat k proj\u00ed\u017e\u010fce. Ser\u017ea p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed do Hab\u0159\u00ed v 7,oo, aby byl p\u0159ipraven\u00fd k odjezdu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=743"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6643,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743\/revisions\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}