Na Cccendu je spolehnut\u00ed. Cccenda m\u00e1 o n\u00e1s motork\u00e1\u0159e obavy, abychom se v zim\u011b nenudili, tak n\u00e1m p\u0159ipravuje zimn\u00ed rozpt\u00fdlen\u00ed. P\u00e1r let za sebou u\u017e v l\u00e9t\u011b hl\u00e1s\u00ed term\u00edn ,,zimn\u00edho boulink kapu Znojmo\u201c. A takt\u00e9\u017e p\u00e1r let n\u00e1m vyhro\u017euje, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t u\u017e opravdu, ale opravdu podlehneme znojemsk\u00fdm machr\u016fm a poh\u00e1r zanech\u00e1me v po\u0159\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed vesnici. A tak se stalo i letos. V l\u00e9t\u011b ozn\u00e1mil datum – 7.2.2009, zavyhro\u017eoval, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t budeme z\u00edrat na jeho pl\u00e1n a pak s pl\u00e1\u010dem a bez poh\u00e1ru opust\u00edme ji\u017en\u00ed Moravu. To\u017e tedy 7.2. vyrazili z Hab\u0159\u00ed Siskini, Ficcus, Lesan, Bar\u010da a Ver\u010da sm\u011br Asie. Siskin po cest\u011b nad\u00e1val na policajty p\u0159ed n\u00edm, na policajta za n\u00edm, na dodr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed rychlosti. J\u00e1 jsem nech\u00e1pala, pro\u010d jsme nejeli na motork\u00e1ch. Such\u00e9 silnice a 5-7\u00b0C! Par\u00e1da! N\u00e9, ma\u010dk\u00e1me se v Siskinovo miniaut\u011b. K Cccendovc\u016fm jsme dorazili s 20ti minutov\u00fdm p\u0159edstihem a p\u00e1n bytu n\u00e1s za to nepochv\u00e1lil, pr\u00fd je zvykl\u00fd, \u017ee se v\u017edy opozd\u00edme a te\u010f jsme mu ud\u011blali bordel v harmonogramu. Postupn\u011b se dostavuj\u00ed Bullovi (habersk\u00e9 \u017eel\u00edzko v ohni) a znojem\u00e1ci. Se znojemsk\u00fdmi navazujeme rozhovor tam, kde jsme ho vloni p\u0159eru\u0161ili a Ccceenda n\u00e1s \u017eene do dod\u00e1vky. Vych\u00e1z\u00ed najevo jeho pl\u00e1n. Veze n\u00e1s kamsi daleko. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m, a\u0165 m\u011b vzbud\u00ed ve V\u00eddni a zezadu se oz\u00fdvaj\u00ed hlasy, \u017ee jim probuzen\u00ed sta\u010d\u00ed a\u017e v Mariboru. Nakonec zastavujeme v \u0160atov\u011b p\u0159ed skl\u00edpkem. Morav\u00e1ci se potuteln\u011b usm\u00edvaj\u00ed. Sami, znal\u00ed um\u011bn\u00ed pit\u00ed v\u00edna, spol\u00e9haj\u00ed na na\u0161i nezku\u0161enost a p\u0159edpokl\u00e1daj\u00ed, \u017ee se tot\u00e1ln\u011b zrubeme a nebudeme schopni v\u00fdkon\u016f na dr\u00e1ze. To ale neznaj\u00ed haber\u00e1ky! Pan sklepmistr n\u00e1s prov\u00e1z\u00ed sklepem pln\u00fdm pronajat\u00fdch vinn\u00fdch box\u016f, vypr\u00e1v\u00ed historii, sna\u017e\u00ed se ohromit jm\u00e9ny celebrit, maj\u00edc\u00edch zrovna v jeho sklep\u00edch sv\u00e9 z\u00e1soby drah\u00e9ho moku. Kolem n\u00e1s je pr\u00fd v\u00edna za 30 mili\u00f3n\u016f korun. \u010c\u00e1st toho m\u011bn\u00ed tu m\u00e1 i jak\u00fdsi Petr Jaro\u0161. Kdo z n\u00e1s jeho box najde, z\u00edsk\u00e1 zdarma jednu drahou lahev. Na\u0161el ho Honza (nebo Luk\u00e1\u0161?) ze Znojma. Cccenda hodn\u011b neochotn\u011b a mrzut\u011b vyndav\u00e1 kl\u00ed\u010de z kapsy, odemyk\u00e1 sv\u016fj box a nech\u00e1v\u00e1 v\u00fdherce vybrat cenu.<\/p>[Not a valid template]
Po chvilce bloud\u011bn\u00ed, p\u0159i kter\u00e9m to chvilku vypad\u00e1, \u017ee Bullovci budou m\u00edt od te\u010f jen dv\u011b d\u011bti m\u00edsto nyn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch t\u0159\u00ed, neb se Nika ztrat\u00ed, se v\u0161ichni nach\u00e1z\u00edme a zased\u00e1me k prost\u0159en\u00e9mu stolu. Cccenda se uj\u00edm\u00e1 role znalce v\u00edna, otev\u00edr\u00e1 jednu lahev za druhou, nal\u00e9v\u00e1 n\u00e1m a moud\u0159e o v\u0161em hovo\u0159\u00ed. Ob\u010das mu mus\u00ed nem\u00e9n\u011b moud\u0159e sko\u010dit do \u0159e\u010di Siskin, pon\u011bvad\u017e si na etiket\u011b p\u0159e\u010dte \u00fadaje odporuj\u00edc\u00ed Cccendov\u011b v\u00fdkladu. Ten se zlob\u00ed, \u017ee mu do toho, ksakru, nem\u00e1me kecat, \u017ee jsme tu od toho abychom chlastali! Lesan poslu\u0161n\u011b chlast\u00e1, Bull by chlastal r\u00e1d, ale n\u011bjak mu to nejde a my ostatn\u00ed se boj\u00edme v\u00edc nap\u00edt, abychom nem\u011bli rozost\u0159en\u00fd zrak a t\u0159esouc\u00ed se ruku. P\u0159esto si \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l v\u00edc se znojem\u00e1ky rozum\u00edme, jen m\u011b na\u0161tve Honza (nebo Luk\u00e1\u0161?) ot\u00e1zkou, kde \u017ee vlastn\u011b to na\u0161e Hab\u0159\u00ed le\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>[Not a valid template]
Je na\u010dase opustit tento podzemn\u00ed lok\u00e1l a p\u0159esunout se do lok\u00e1lu jin\u00e9ho. Bowlingov\u00e9ho. Op\u011bt lezeme do dod\u00e1vky a tentokr\u00e1t se n\u00e1m nechce sp\u00e1t. Naopak se v\u0161emu bezd\u016fvodn\u011b \u0159eht\u00e1me. Na m\u00edst\u011b \u010dinu se d\u011bl\u00edme do p\u011bti\u010dlenn\u00fdch dru\u017estev ke \u010dty\u0159em drah\u00e1m. N\u00e1s je jen dev\u011bt a tak si losem vyb\u00edr\u00e1me protihr\u00e1\u010de Zde\u0148ka, aby n\u00e1s pos\u00edlil. Mus\u00edm uznat, \u017ee a\u010d Znojem\u00e1k, hr\u00e1l fakt za n\u00e1s a sna\u017eil se. Po ka\u017ed\u00e9 h\u0159e u dr\u00e1hy z\u016fstanou dva nejlep\u0161\u00ed a ostatn\u00ed se budou d\u016fmysln\u011b to\u010dit. Syst\u00e9m je to skv\u011bl\u00fd, jen \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk si to nemysl\u00ed a chvilku se n\u00e1s sna\u017e\u00ed p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit, \u017ee to je syst\u00e9m neskv\u011bl\u00fd, ne\u0159ku–li \u00fapln\u011b blb\u00fd. Ustoupil p\u0159esile a pak cel\u00fd ve\u010der hled\u00e1 kdo si kde a co a u kter\u00e9ho stolu objednal a t\u011b\u0161\u00ed se, a\u017e zmiz\u00edme. Jsou jedinci, kte\u0159\u00ed mu v tom bordel ned\u011blaj\u00ed a zp\u016fsobn\u011b sed\u00ed cel\u00fd ve\u010der u jednoho stolu. Ale to je nuda, j\u00e1 se rad\u011bji poka\u017ed\u00e9 oto\u010d\u00edm. Je to z\u00e1bavn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \ud83d\ude42 Sna\u017e\u00edme se p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit Bullovce, \u017ee jsme je opravdu nepasovali na \u010destn\u00e9 \u010dleny jen kv\u016fli bowlingu. Jsou prost\u011b skv\u011bl\u00ed! Bull jede jeden strike za druh\u00fdm a Jana na dr\u00e1ze p\u0159\u00edmo balet\u00ed a je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159i tom z\u00edsk\u00e1v\u00e1 body po des\u00edtk\u00e1ch. Siskin m\u00e1 divn\u00fd, ale opr\u00e1vn\u011bn\u00fd pocit, \u017ee mu to tentokr\u00e1t moc nejde. Ficcus m\u00e1 divn\u00fd, ale opr\u00e1vn\u011bn\u00fd pocit, \u017ee mu to tentokr\u00e1t docela jde. Ficcus si sv\u00fdch p\u011bt minut sl\u00e1vy u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 a trochu psychicky rozhazuje soupe\u0159e. Sna\u017e\u00ed se Son\u011b uk\u00e1zat spr\u00e1vn\u00fd hod, pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 k p\u0159edveden\u00ed pom\u016fcku ,,pad\u00e1, pad\u00e1 sn\u00ed\u017eek b\u00edl\u00fd\u201c, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e se sna\u017e\u00ed zap\u016fsobit romanticky a elegantn\u011b. Romanticky mo\u017en\u00e1 p\u016fsob\u00ed (eleganci nech\u0165 zanech\u00e1 Bullov\u00e9), ale po Sonin\u00fdch dvou n\u00e1sledn\u00fdch kan\u00e1lech ho pos\u00edl\u00e1 kamsi a nechce si nechat radit. J\u00e1 nem\u00e1m pocit \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd, prost\u011b jen tak h\u00e1z\u00edm a s \u00fadivem zji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t nem\u00e1m na\u0161l\u00e1pnuto nejen na kan\u00e1l roku, ale ani na posledn\u00ed m\u00edsto. P\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9!<\/p>[Not a valid template]
Postupn\u011b Cccendovi doch\u00e1z\u00ed, \u017ee jeho skv\u011bl\u00fd pl\u00e1n tak \u00fapln\u011b nevy\u0161el, \u017ee ho st\u00e1l jen p\u00e1r lahv\u00ed dobr\u00e9ho v\u00edna a my se p\u0159esto op\u011bt hrneme k v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed. A je to tu! Posledn\u00ed kan\u00e1l, posledn\u00ed Bull\u016fv strike, posledn\u00ed tane\u010dn\u00ed kreace Bullov\u00e9. A Cccenda se zamra\u010den\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem p\u00ed\u0161e v\u00fdsledkovou listinu. 1.Bull 2.Ros\u0165a ( Znojmo) 3.Bullov\u00e1 V\u00edt\u011bzn\u00fd t\u00fdm: HAB\u0158\u00cd \ud83d\ude42<\/p>[Not a valid template]
P\u0159eb\u00edr\u00e1me ceny, poh\u00e1ry, plat\u00edme, Bull z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, Cccenda se mra\u010d\u00ed a znovu lezeme do dod\u00e1vky. Tentokr\u00e1t m\u00e1 za volantem Bullovou. Zezadu se oz\u00fdvaj\u00ed nejapn\u00e9 \u017eerty o \u017eensk\u00e9 za volantem, ale Bullov\u00e1 je uml\u010d\u00ed naprosto profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed j\u00edzdou. A u Cccendovic? Snaha o trochu p\u00e1rty, ale moc n\u00e1m to nejde. Otev\u0159en\u00e1 lahev vynikaj\u00edc\u00edho v\u00edna z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 nedopita, hromada j\u00eddla nesn\u011bdena. Cccenda odpad\u00e1 s mohutn\u00fdm chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm. B\u011bhem noci je k n\u00e1m do pokoj\u00edku odejit Honza (nebo Luk\u00e1\u0161?) z Jaro\u0161ovic lo\u017enice, d\u011bsn\u011b \u0161ramot\u00ed, bud\u00ed n\u00e1s, p\u00ed\u0161e SMSku Luk\u00e1\u0161ovi (nebo Honzovi?). Kone\u010dn\u011b je r\u00e1no. Bud\u00edm bandu, zap\u00edn\u00e1m odpo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed \u010dasom\u00edry do odjezdu a v\u0161ichni na mne ka\u0161lou. Chyb\u00ed tu Pepa a jeho autorita! Postupn\u011b po byt\u011b bloud\u00ed p\u00e1r ospalc\u016f (jen Ver\u010da je ze stejn\u00e9ho t\u011bsta, jako j\u00e1. Je vzh\u016fru.), mezi nimi i Jani\u010dka, do\u017eaduj\u00edc\u00ed se p\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00e9, r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 lentilky.<\/p>[Not a valid template]
Opou\u0161t\u00edme byt Jaro\u0161\u016f, opou\u0161t\u00edme Znojmo, opou\u0161t\u00edme Moravu a se Siskinkou za volantem m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme dom\u016f. A Siskinka, maj\u00edc\u00ed dojem, \u017ee je u\u017e dlouho nuda, chyt\u00e1 jedinou kroupu v okruhu n\u011bkolika set \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00edch kilometr\u016f a rozb\u00edj\u00ed s n\u00ed okno u skoro nov\u00e9ho Siskinova auta. Chvilku se n\u00e1s sna\u017eila p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit, \u017ee dojela d\u011bsnou rychlost\u00ed \u010dmel\u00e1ka o rozbila sklo o jeho tvrdou prdelku (viz. p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ka Oldmann, K\u0159i\u0161\u0165anovice). Pak ji je\u0161t\u011b rozhod\u00ed, \u017ee ji klidn\u011b na cedul\u00edch oznamuj\u00edc\u00edch jakou jede rychlost\u00ed tykaj\u00ed: ,,Zpomal! 67km\/h\u201c A aby m\u011b p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dila, \u017ee jet na motork\u00e1ch by byla p\u011bkn\u00e1 blbost, se\u0161le na n\u00e1s sn\u011bhovou kalamitu. Na Vyso\u010din\u011b je svatba. \u010certi se tam \u017een\u00ed. I p\u0159es nep\u0159\u00edze\u0148 po\u010das\u00ed doj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme v pohod\u011b dom\u016f. Tak\u017ee! Cccendo, op\u011bt u\u017e pon\u011bkolik\u00e1t\u00e9! D\u00edk za skv\u011ble p\u0159ipravenou a zorganizovanou akci. Ahoj p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b! \ud83d\ude42 Bar\u010da<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Na Cccendu je spolehnut\u00ed. Cccenda m\u00e1 o n\u00e1s motork\u00e1\u0159e obavy, abychom se v zim\u011b nenudili, tak n\u00e1m p\u0159ipravuje zimn\u00ed rozpt\u00fdlen\u00ed. P\u00e1r let za sebou u\u017e v l\u00e9t\u011b hl\u00e1s\u00ed term\u00edn ,,zimn\u00edho boulink kapu Znojmo\u201c. A takt\u00e9\u017e p\u00e1r let n\u00e1m vyhro\u017euje, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t u\u017e opravdu, ale opravdu podlehneme znojemsk\u00fdm machr\u016fm a poh\u00e1r zanech\u00e1me v po\u0159\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed vesnici. A […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6638,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions\/6638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}