V\u0161e to za\u010dalo 8.8.2oo7, nebo vlastn\u011b d\u0159\u00edv, ale to tu nebudu rozv\u00e1d\u011bt. Prost\u011b 8.8.o7 se na sv\u011bt mimo spousty jinejch d\u011bt\u00ed vyhrabala i Terezka. P\u0159esto\u017ee se o ni staral v prvn\u00edch dnech tat\u00ednek, rostla ve zdrav\u00ed a spokojenosti, aby se do\u010dkala sv\u00fdch prvn\u00edch narozenin. A k t\u011bm dostala kr\u00e1sn\u00fd d\u00e1rek. Dvojn\u00e1sobn\u00e9 ANO maminky a tat\u00ednka. A my, motork\u00e1\u0159i z Hab\u0159\u00ed jsme na tu sl\u00e1vu, pivo, pras\u00e1tko, muziku atd. byli pozvan\u00ed. To\u017e jsme tedy svolali sch\u016fzi, na kter\u00e9 bylo nutno vymyslet svatebn\u00ed dar. V\u00e1zi\u010dky, hrne\u010dky, topinkova\u010d od n\u00e1s snad ani nemohli Cccendovci o\u010dek\u00e1vat. Zajist\u00e9 o\u010dek\u00e1vali n\u011bjakou blbost, to\u017e jsme je nemohli zklamat. K z\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00ed d\u00e1rku bylo t\u0159eba p\u0159evle\u010den\u00ed Cccendy za Jani\u010dku a Jani\u010dky za Cccendu. N\u011bjak se jim do obr\u00e1cen\u00fdch rol\u00ed necht\u011blo, ale po chvilce si je vysloven\u011b u\u017e\u00edvali.[Not a valid template]Po uplynut\u00ed dan\u00e9 hodiny, b\u011bhem n\u00ed\u017e jsme se kr\u00e1lovsky bavili Cccendov\u00fdmi pokusy zachovat si ladn\u00e9 k\u0159ivky, dostali novoman\u017eel\u00e9 poukaz na pro\u017eit\u00ed romantick\u00e9ho v\u00edkendu v luxusn\u00edm svatebn\u00edm apartm\u00e1nu v obl\u00edben\u00e9 a hojn\u011b vyhled\u00e1van\u00e9 lokalit\u011b. Lokalitu ur\u010dili vcelku bez probl\u00e9m\u016f a rychle. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b v Hab\u0159\u00ed. Ale n\u011bjak se jim nezd\u00e1lo, \u017ee by zrovna v Hab\u0159\u00ed m\u011bl b\u00fdt luxusn\u00ed apartm\u00e1n. Nonono! To \u017ee je v Hab\u0159\u00ed pouh\u00fdch devades\u00e1t obyvatel, neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee by se u n\u00e1s nedalo ubytovat luxusn\u011b a nadstandartn\u011b. Je\u0161t\u011b t\u00fdden p\u0159ed pl\u00e1novan\u00fdm v\u00edkendem se ze mne Cccenda sna\u017e\u00ed tahat rozumy, co\u017ee jsme to vymysleli za blbost, a kdepak \u017ee je ubytujeme. Nezatlouk\u00e1m, na rovinu p\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee v kr\u00e1sn\u00e9m penzionu, v n\u00e1dhern\u00e9m svatebn\u00edm pokoji. Hodn\u011b divn\u011b se na to tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed a nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed, h\u00fdzl, nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee v Hab\u0159\u00ed cosi takov\u00e9ho je. A pak nade\u0161el onen v\u00edkend. Zah\u00e1jil ho ji\u017e ve \u010dtvrtek Bo\u0161 s rodinou. P\u0159ijel z kraje kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho, moravsk\u00e9ho do kraje je\u0161t\u011b kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho, jiho\u010desk\u00e9ho. A p\u0159ivezl sebou man\u017eelku Katku, dcerku Pe\u0165u a synka Mart\u00ednka. A ten mne tedy fakt dostal. Hned, bez p\u0159edchoz\u00edho dlouh\u00e9ho seznamov\u00e1n\u00ed se nechal chovat a v\u016fbec ode mne necht\u011bl. A u\u017e v\u016fbec n\u00e9 k tat\u00ednkovi. A\u010dkoliv Bo\u0161 tvrdil, \u017ee syn\u00e1tora fakt neml\u00e1t\u00ed ani jinak net\u00fdr\u00e1. Ve\u010der jsme posed\u011bli u Maru\u0161ky v penzionu, probrali posledn\u00ed detaily nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edch dn\u00ed a n\u011bkdy mezi t\u0159et\u00ed a \u010dtvrtou tulamorkou jisk\u0159ili skv\u011bl\u00fdmi n\u00e1pady. Za nejlep\u0161\u00ed pova\u017euju na\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed nov\u00fdm \u010destn\u00fdm \u010dlen\u016fm motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f z Hab\u0159\u00ed zaji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed na\u0161eho velvyslanectv\u00ed v jejich domovech. A pak nade\u0161el p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ve\u010der 26.9.2008 a s n\u00edm dorazili i skoronovoman\u017eel\u00e9. Jejich p\u0159ekvapen\u00fd a m\u00edrn\u011b znechucen\u00fd v\u00fdraz ve tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edch, p\u0159i spat\u0159en\u00ed trochu vybydlen\u00e9 a dost opot\u0159ebovan\u00e9 chatky, bych v\u00e1m p\u0159\u00e1la vid\u011bt. Trochu rozpa\u010dit\u011b kr\u010dili rameny. Cccenda se kolem smutn\u011b rozhl\u00ed\u017eel, kde\u017ee jsou motorky a jak to, \u017ee se tu nekon\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd sraz a Jani\u010dka se vzmohla na slabou\u010dk\u00fd protest. Pr\u00fd jim tam bude asi zima. To\u017e se na\u0161e srdce ustrnula, zav\u00e1zali jsme hlavn\u00edm akt\u00e9r\u016fm o\u010di, aby je ta n\u00e1dhera nepovalila a dovedli jsme je do onoho, opravdu kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho, pokoje. A tady se jim o\u010di rozz\u00e1\u0159ili p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm a obdivem, tohle v Hab\u0159\u00ed fakt ne\u010dekali. Je\u0161t\u011b je tro\u0161ku dojalo jejich svatebn\u00ed foto vis\u00edc\u00ed nad postel\u00ed.[Not a valid template]A pak se \u0161lo jen tak m\u00edrn\u011b pa\u0159it. I s Terezkou. Ta holka m\u00e1 fakt v\u00fddr\u017e, po kom ona asi bude?! Bo\u0161 sed\u00ed s habersk\u00fdm kamar\u00e1dem, takt\u00e9\u017e posti\u017een\u00fdm jadernou energi\u00ed, a \u017eiv\u011b se bav\u00ed, pro n\u00e1s \u00fapln\u011b ciz\u00ed \u0159e\u010d\u00ed. N\u00e1s ostatn\u00ed bav\u00ed Ficcus historkou, kterak koupil kamion pytl\u016f na mrtvoly s my\u0161lenkou, \u017ee kupuje skv\u011bl\u00e9 a d\u011bsn\u011b lacin\u00e9 spac\u00ed pytle. M\u00e1te-li n\u011bkdo z\u00e1jem o kr\u00e1sn\u00fd, nepromokav\u00fd pytel na mrtvolu, obra\u0165te se na 602409512. Po dal\u0161\u00ed, bystr\u00e9 Ficcusovo my\u0161lence o nov\u00e9m vyt\u00e1p\u011bn\u00ed bar\u00e1ku t\u011blem, u\u017e to Bo\u0161 nevydr\u017e\u00ed a pt\u00e1 se, co\u017ee je vlastn\u011b Ficcusova profese, zda on n\u00e1hodou nen\u00ed brouk Pytl\u00edk, pr\u00e1ce v\u0161eho druhu. A n\u00e1hle, do t\u011bchto hodnotn\u00fdch debat, vstupuje Maru\u0161ka s tulamorkou na t\u00e1cku a se slovy, \u017ee pro n\u00e1s vyhla\u0161uje tento v\u00edkend mno\u017estevn\u00ed slevu na tul\u010du. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 n\u00e1m to dob\u0159e. Jani\u010dka vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 luxusn\u00edho bydlen\u00ed a nalo\u017e\u00ed sv\u00e9 t\u011blo do vany. Je\u0161t\u011b po\u010dk\u00e1me na Alexe, jedouc\u00edho z V\u00eddn\u011b v noci a v zim\u011b. Vypad\u00e1 dost unaven\u011b, ale pr\u00fd n\u00e9 z cesty, ale z toho, \u017ee dnes nafoukal 250 balonk\u016f. Ubytuje se na chatce \u010d.1 a vyhla\u0161uje mejdlo na jedni\u010dce. Nikdo se nep\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1, jdeme sp\u00e1t.[Not a valid template]V sobotu r\u00e1no maj\u00ed Cccendovci mal\u00e1 o\u010di\u010dka. Cccenda od tul\u010di, Jani\u010dka od Cccendy a Terezky. Terezka pr\u00fd v\u016fbec nespala, cht\u011bla nav\u0161t\u00edvit sl\u00edben\u00e9 mejdlo na jedni\u010dce a Cccenda pr\u00fd chodil kolem postele a ptal se, kde m\u00e1 postel. Pl\u00e1n na dne\u0161ek n\u00e1m trochu zkomplikovala Jani\u010dky alergie na p\u0159\u00edrodu, pr\u00fd do lesa fakt nem\u016f\u017ee, p\u00e1\u010d by se tam udusila. \u0160koda, lesn\u00ed pl\u00e1n pova\u017euju za vyda\u0159en\u00fd. Alex n\u00e1s sice p\u0159emlouv\u00e1, \u017ee to Jani\u010dka d\u00e1 i kdy\u017e to je\u0161t\u011b nev\u00ed. Se Siskinkou ho uji\u0161\u0165ujeme, \u017ee to fakt neriskneme, on na to odpov\u00ed, \u017ee tedy dobr\u00e1, \u017ee to tedy ch\u00e1pe, \u017ee Jani\u010dka nen\u00ed takov\u00e1 gumov\u00e1 Habera\u010dka jako my. Nevad\u00ed, navrhujeme pl\u00e1n n\u00e1hradn\u00ed. Jani\u010dka nad\u0161en\u011b souhlas\u00ed se zoologickou na Hlubok\u00fd. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee m\u00e1 alergii jen na fl\u00f3ru a ne na faunu. Motork\u00e1\u0159i dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed p\u00edsmenka, ze kter\u00fdch by si m\u011bli Cccendovci ve\u010der vylu\u0161tit, kdepak \u017ee maj\u00ed ukryt\u00fd svatebn\u00ed dar. M\u00e1 to mal\u00fd h\u00e1\u010dek, za ka\u017ed\u00e9 p\u00edsmenko mus\u00ed splnit \u00fakol. Alex se chop\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti a tvrd\u00ed Jani\u010dce, \u017ee m\u00e1 p\u00edsmenko ukryt\u00e9 pod jazykem a p\u0159emlouv\u00e1 ji k hled\u00e1n\u00ed. V ZOO jsme se tro\u0161ku rozprchli, no vlastn\u011b jsme ji celou m\u00edrn\u011b zaplnili. Lenku zaujal latinsk\u00fd n\u00e1zev pro straku obecnou, je cel\u00e1 spokojen\u00e1 a hned m\u00e1 \u00fakol pro Cccendovce. Mne zase zaujal n\u00e1pis \u010cESK\u00dd LES na jak\u00e9msi pavilonu, vlezu papundeklov\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi mezi n\u011bjak\u00e9 divn\u00e9 k\u0159ov\u00ed, betonov\u00e9 sk\u00e1ly a pomysl\u00edm si, \u017ee sem Jani\u010dka nem\u016f\u017ee, p\u00e1\u010d by otekla. Prvn\u00ed na koho v um\u011bl\u00e9 hou\u0161tin\u011b nar\u00e1\u017e\u00edm je Jani\u010dka.[Not a valid template]No ob\u011bd\u011b se nic zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho nestalo. Tedy alespo\u0148 si na nic nevzpom\u00edn\u00e1m. No, kdy\u017e tedy nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m Siskinky \u00fakol, aby Jani\u010dka s Cccendou prob\u011bhli na d\u011btsk\u00e9m h\u0159i\u0161ti opi\u010d\u00ed dr\u00e1hu. Na\u0161e fand\u011bn\u00ed p\u00e1r jedinc\u016f trochu rozeh\u0159\u00e1lo a tak Icing d\u011bsn\u011b skv\u011ble klopil na d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fd kachn\u011b a\u017e d\u0159el koleno o ka\u010d\u00edrek, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e vy\u0159v\u00e1val ,,to je moje prvn\u00ed kol\u00ednko, hur\u00e1, dovedu to!\u201c Cccenda to taky chv\u00edli dovedl, ale prudkou levou neust\u00e1l a vy\u0161karpil se. Po drsn\u00e9 j\u00edzd\u011b Siskina s bat\u016f\u017ekem u\u017e person\u00e1l restaurace nevydr\u017eel a p\u0159i\u0161el n\u00e1m n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct. Ani vlastn\u011b nev\u00edm pro\u010d. V\u0161echny na\u0161e p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 d\u011bti byly p\u0159eci d\u011bsn\u011b hodn\u00e9 a kr\u00e1sn\u011b si na h\u0159i\u0161ti hr\u00e1ly. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee moc nech\u00e1paly, pro\u010d tak rychle miz\u00edme. No rychle, asi moc rychle ne. Zden\u011bk si je\u0161t\u011b na\u0161el \u010das p\u0159ehazovat Ka\u010dku po hlav\u011b za ohradu k ove\u010dce. Ove\u010dka nebyla ove\u010dka, byl to beran. Zden\u011bk m\u011bl velk\u00e9 ho\u0148ky Ka\u010dku vyt\u00e1hnout d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e se s beranem bl\u00ed\u017ee sezn\u00e1m\u00ed. Zato ho napadla agresivn\u00ed \u010dern\u00e1 labu\u0165 a u\u017emoulala mu mikinu. M\u00e1m dojem, \u017ee je nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das ze zologick\u00fd zmizet.[Not a valid template]Vrac\u00edme se do Hab\u0159\u00ed, kde se na\u0161e banda rozr\u016fst\u00e1 o Karla, Ninu a Mich\u00e1lka. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 \u017eensk\u00fd plk\u00e1n\u00ed kterak kter\u00fd drobe\u010dek pap\u00e1, kak\u00e1, blink\u00e1, krk\u00e1, spink\u00e1. Drsn\u00ed chlapi toho maj\u00ed dost a jdou si hr\u00e1t s letad\u00fdlkem. Letad\u00fdlko je Bo\u0161e a on ovl\u00e1dac\u00ed krabi\u010dku z ruky ned\u00e1 a ned\u00e1 a ned\u00e1. Je JEHO a on ji nikomu nep\u016fj\u010d\u00ed!!! Hlavn\u011b n\u00e9\u00e9 Siskinovi! Na krabi\u010dce jsou dv\u011b p\u00e1\u010dky, to je pro Siskina moc a to by fakt nezvl\u00e1d. Je po ble\u0161e. P\u0159i n\u00e1vratu z leteck\u00e9ho dne m\u00e1 Siskin bl\u00edzko k slz\u00e1m. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee ho Cccenda s Jani\u010dkou rozvesel\u00ed spln\u011bn\u00fdm \u00fakolem. Tanec, b\u00e1sni\u010dka, zp\u011bv. Jo jo, jsou to Morav\u00e1ci, tohle jim fakt ned\u011bl\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m. D\u00e1v\u00e1me si trochu pohody a klidu p\u0159ed ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed. N\u011bkdo hraje pin\u010des, n\u011bkdo jen tak relaxuje, a Siskinka si p\u0159eje st\u00e1hnout fotky od Cccendy. P\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed ji to, kdy\u017e vid\u00ed jeho hodn\u011b opot\u0159ebenou fle\u0161ku. Pr\u00fd ji nechce, proto\u017ee by si s n\u00ed zni\u010dila svoji d\u00edrku. Postupn\u011b p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed gratulanti ( Pe\u0165aFazer, Andy, My\u0161ka, Mac…) a Cccenda za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 vypadat spokojen\u011b. Kone\u010dn\u011b ten vytu\u0161en\u00fd sraz. A pak u\u017e jen trochu nudn\u00fd ve\u010der. Bezva dlabanec od Maru\u0161ky, p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed Alexovi k narozk\u00e1m. Trencle s logem Motork\u00e1\u0159i z Hab\u0159\u00ed jen tak n\u011bkdo nem\u00e1. Alex j\u00f3.[Not a valid template]Ud\u011blen\u00ed titul\u016f \u010cestn\u00fd \u010dlen Motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f z Hab\u0159\u00ed a s n\u00edm spojen\u00fd proslov, pro\u010d \u017ee si ho doty\u010dn\u00ed zaslou\u017e\u00ed ( n\u011bkdo to dal, n\u011bkdo ne). S n\u00e1padem na z\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed konzul\u00e1t\u016f souhlasili v\u0161ichni. To jsem tedy zv\u011bdav\u00e1, kdy se objev\u00ed ve V\u00eddni pod cedulkou C\u00edrkevn\u00ed \u0161kola n\u00e1pis Konzul\u00e1t MOTORK\u00c1\u0158U Z HAB\u0158\u00cd. JaBa n\u00e1s trochu vyd\u011bs\u00ed my\u0161lenkou, \u017ee te\u010f je vlastn\u011b KONSUL, osv\u00edcen\u00fd konsul! A zase o kousek povyrostl![Not a valid template]Cccenda zu\u0159iv\u011b zji\u0161\u0165uje latinsk\u00fd n\u00e1zev straky obecn\u00e9 a n\u00e9 a n\u00e9 ho zjistit. A pak se n\u00e1m oslava zvrhne tro\u0161ku o\u010dek\u00e1van\u011b ve sch\u016fzi prob\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed d\u011btsk\u00fd t\u00e1bor. L\u00e1\u010fa si mi druh\u00fd den tro\u0161ku st\u011b\u017eoval, \u017ee ho v p\u016fl druh\u00e9 p\u0159iv\u00e1bilo sv\u011bt\u00fdlko, napov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed, \u017ee konzumujeme zlevn\u011bnou Tullamorku a na m\u00edst\u011b zd\u011b\u0161en\u011b zjistil, \u017ee nekonzumujeme, ale fakt v\u00e1\u017en\u011b hovo\u0159\u00edme. A to pr\u00fd komunist\u016fm nikdo nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee dok\u00e1\u017eou sch\u016fzovat hodiny a hodiny. On u\u017e tomu pr\u00fd v\u011b\u0159\u00ed. Hotovo, konec, sp\u00e1t! A r\u00e1no na sn\u00eddani. Cccendovc\u016fm se nepoda\u0159ilo vylu\u0161tit tajenku. Nevad\u00ed, vzd\u00e1v\u00e1m se. Dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed novoman\u017eelsk\u00e9 blahop\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed s textem, \u017ee co by pr\u00fd je\u0161t\u011b cht\u011bli, nebo\u0165 d\u00e1rkem byl tento v\u00edkend. Tak je\u0161t\u011b zapakovat novoman\u017eelskou fotku, Terezku, Mart\u00ednka, Pe\u0165u, letad\u00fdlko, atd. a pomalu se rozlou\u010dit. Nevad\u00ed, v\u0161ak my zase vymysl\u00edme n\u011bjakou blbost. AHOJ P\u0158\u00cd\u0160T\u011a! Straka obecn\u00e1 se latinsky naz\u00fdv\u00e1 PICA PICA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
V\u0161e to za\u010dalo 8.8.2oo7, nebo vlastn\u011b d\u0159\u00edv, ale to tu nebudu rozv\u00e1d\u011bt. Prost\u011b 8.8.o7 se na sv\u011bt mimo spousty jinejch d\u011bt\u00ed vyhrabala i Terezka. P\u0159esto\u017ee se o ni staral v prvn\u00edch dnech tat\u00ednek, rostla ve zdrav\u00ed a spokojenosti, aby se do\u010dkala sv\u00fdch prvn\u00edch narozenin. A k t\u011bm dostala kr\u00e1sn\u00fd d\u00e1rek. Dvojn\u00e1sobn\u00e9 ANO maminky a tat\u00ednka. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6593,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/6593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}