Je to zaj\u00edmav\u00fd, ale pomalu se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 st\u00e1vat ji\u017e tradic\u00ed, \u017ee se jednoho dne v \u00fanoru kolem druh\u00e9 hodiny u zast\u00e1vky objev\u00ed p\u00e1r podivn\u00fdch individu\u00ed, z ni\u010deho nic p\u0159ijede od Lip\u00ed mal\u00fd zelen\u00fd autobus, oto\u010d\u00ed se a ony podivn\u00e9 bytosti se s v\u0159\u00edskotem na rtech v\u0159\u00edt\u00ed do jeho \u00fatrob na m\u011bkk\u00e1 sedadla. Dve\u0159e se zasunou a zelen\u00e1 st\u0159ela hbit\u011b vyraz\u00ed vp\u0159ed \u2013 vzh\u016fru do Znojma! Vybojovat na boulink dal\u0161\u00ed trofeje!
\nStejn\u011b tak tomu je i letos 2. 2. 2013. Do zelen\u00e9 dod\u00e1vky k ficcusovi nastupuj\u00ed t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 stejn\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e jako loni: siskini, Jen\u00edk, Dan a muf. N\u011bco tu koluje k pit\u00ed, ani nev\u00edm co, n\u011bjak mi t\u0159e\u0161t\u00ed hlava, muf sed\u00ed za mnou a \u0161krt\u00ed m\u011b na kapuci od kab\u00e1tu. Je mi hned jasn\u00fd, \u017ee SEDIM blb\u011b. :o(
\nP\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme k W\u00e9novi do Po\u010d\u00e1tek \u2013 st\u00e1le \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 zm\u011bna co se t\u00fd\u010de zvonku, tak\u017ee op\u011bt tro\u0161ku hul\u00e1k\u00e1me pod okny. Sb\u00edr\u00e1 ale plusov\u00e9 body \u2013 dole na dve\u0159\u00edch z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 zlat\u00e1 cedulka oznamuj\u00edc\u00ed, \u017ee zde se nach\u00e1z\u00ed VELVYSLANECTV\u00cd MOTORK\u00c1\u0158\u016e Z HAB\u0158\u00cd. V\u00edt\u00e1 n\u00e1s s\u00e1m zodpov\u011bdn\u00fd vedouc\u00ed W\u00e9na a jeho ctihodn\u00e1 asistentka Ka\u010denka. Nab\u00edzej\u00ed n\u00e1m ob\u010derstven\u00ed. W\u00e9na dokonce p\u0159ipravil i \u0161pagety, ale nikdo n\u011bjak nem\u00e1 chu\u0165 a tak mu tentokr\u00e1t d\u00e1v\u00e1me ko\u0161em. :o( Chvilku sed\u00edme a kec\u00e1me, pop\u00edj\u00edme a pak se u\u017e chyst\u00e1me k odjezdu. Nesm\u00edme tak\u00e9 zapomenout nalo\u017eit na\u0161eho maskota \u2013 velice obl\u00edben\u00e9ho papou\u0161ka.\u00a0 Souk\u00e1me se do ficcusovi zelen\u00e9 st\u0159ely a m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme rovnou do Dob\u0161ic u Znojma. Cestou se je\u0161t\u011b do\u017eaduji zast\u00e1vky na WC, ta dv\u011b piva cht\u011bj\u00ed ven. ficcus tentokr\u00e1t \u201eskoro\u201c bez frf\u0148\u00e1n\u00ed, asi jen po p\u016fl hodin\u011b pro\u0161en\u00ed a vyhro\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee se po\u010d\u016fr\u00e1m v dod\u00e1vce, zastavuje na odpo\u010d\u00edvadle. U\u017e je tma a j\u00e1 zased\u00e1m za nedalek\u00fd strom. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee tak. Po chvilce toti\u017e ficcus m\u00fdm sm\u011brem nastavuje \u010dum\u00e1k auta a ku\u017eel sv\u011btla obt\u00e9k\u00e1 kolem kmene stromu, za kter\u00fdm jsem ji\u017e notnou chv\u00edli v pod\u0159epu. V klidu dokon\u010duji akci a zased\u00e1m zp\u011bt do dod\u00e1vky. K cccendovi p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme kolem 18-t\u00e9 hodiny, p\u0159esn\u011b jak jsme sl\u00edbili. D\u011bti jsou zas o rok star\u0161\u00ed, my v\u0161ichni o rok kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Rozb\u00edh\u00e1me se po Jaro\u0161ovic z\u00e1mku, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 42+1 a vyb\u00edr\u00e1me si sv\u00e1 tradi\u010dn\u00ed lo\u017ee. V kuchyni u k\u00e1vy je\u0161t\u011b dokreslujeme ceduli na boulink. D\u011bti n\u00e1m pom\u00e1haj\u00ed, a proto\u017ee je po\u0159\u00e1d je\u0161t\u011b zima, somruje W\u00e9na na Terezce \u010depi\u010dku od panenky pro papou\u0161ka. Pak u\u017e pomalu vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme. Nebloud\u00edme, ficcus ji\u017e cestu dob\u0159e zn\u00e1.
\nCccenda p\u0159ipravuje poh\u00e1ry, aby n\u00e1s naladil a pomalu u\u017e se tak\u00e9 trous\u00ed jeho t\u011b\u017ece sehnan\u00ed hr\u00e1\u010di. Znojemsk\u00e9 dru\u017estvo se skl\u00e1d\u00e1 z cccendy, Jani\u010dky, Mirky, Moniky, Jany, V\u00edti, Radima a Bo\u0161e. U\u017e dlouho dop\u0159edu hl\u00e1sil, \u017ee m\u00e1 probl\u00e9m sehnat alespo\u0148 t\u011bch osm lid\u00ed, a \u017ee to letos bude slab\u0161\u00ed. Obkl\u00e1d\u00e1me stoly n\u011bjak\u00fdm ob\u010derstven\u00edm, kter\u00e9 jsme p\u0159ivezli a u\u017e se pomalu rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed dlouho o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fd souboj. Ka\u010denka s cccendou tady oba \u0161ermuj\u00ed elektronick\u00fdmi trubi\u010dkami od Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ka, kter\u00e9 jim maj\u00ed nahradit cigarety. Muf po p\u00e1r kolech zji\u0161\u0165uje, \u017ee jsme z\u0159ejm\u011b opravdu siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed t\u00fdm a tak za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 vypou\u0161t\u011bt hru a v\u00edce se v\u011bnuje pit\u00ed. Za nedlouho se potuteln\u011b uculuje, mot\u00e1 se a tan\u010d\u00ed po dr\u00e1ze. I p\u0159es to nakonec z\u00edsk\u00e1v\u00e1 cenu za strajkera roku. Jako t\u00fdm obhajujeme v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed a tak op\u011bt p\u0159ipev\u0148ujeme zlatou cedulku na poh\u00e1r. Prvn\u00ed m\u00edsto v jednotlivc\u00edch z\u00edsk\u00e1v\u00e1 Radim, druh\u00e9 ficcus a t\u0159et\u00ed W\u00e9na. J\u00e1rek roku z\u00edsk\u00e1v\u00e1 Moni\u010dka a dost\u00e1v\u00e1 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 v\u00edko od kan\u00e1lu. P\u0159i p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed cen samoz\u0159ejm\u011b op\u011bt prob\u00edh\u00e1 tradi\u010dn\u00ed cccend\u016fv tanec. Na spole\u010dn\u00e9 fotce p\u00f3zujeme s rukama zalo\u017een\u00fdma ve stylu ala Ka\u010denka. Po skon\u010den\u00ed akce se p\u0159esouv\u00e1me k cccendovi do skl\u00edpku, kde pop\u00edj\u00edme a konzumujeme kr\u00e1sn\u011b p\u0159ipraven\u00e9 oblo\u017een\u00e9 m\u00edsy od pan\u00ed Bo\u0161ov\u00e9. N\u011bkter\u00e9 v\u011bci se prost\u011b s \u017eeleznou pravidelnost\u00ed opakuj\u00ed a tak i letos b\u011bhem chvilky odpad\u00e1v\u00e1 W\u00e9na, let\u00ed kamsi ke hn\u011bzd\u00e1m a op\u011bt se st\u00e1v\u00e1 ter\u010dem na\u0161eho focen\u00ed. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed tentokr\u00e1t se ho da\u0159\u00ed v pohod\u011b ulo\u017eit a neobt\u011b\u017euje tedy Terezku jako vloni. Muf vytuhnul naho\u0159e v pokoj\u00ed\u010dku a obt\u011b\u017euje ho miminko, on ale nereaguje.
\nDruh\u00fd den se lou\u010d\u00edme s dom\u00e1c\u00edmi, \u017ee je cccenda ve spodn\u00edm pr\u00e1dle u\u017e asi ani nemus\u00edm zmi\u0148ovat. Cestou zp\u011bt otv\u00edr\u00e1 Ka\u010denka s W\u00e9nou 5-ti litrov\u00fd kanystr s v\u00ednem \u2013 na v\u00ed\u010dku ozna\u010den\u00fdm V.Z. (jako Veltl\u00ednsk\u00e9 zelen\u00e9) a tro\u0161ku pop\u00edj\u00edme. Oni tro\u0161ku v\u00edc, a i kdy\u017e p\u016fvodn\u011b tuto zpr\u00e1vu m\u011bla napsat Ka\u010denka s W\u00e9nou, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee si toho u\u017e moc nepamatuj\u00ed, tak\u017ee se tohoto \u00fakolu zase \u201edobrovoln\u011b\u201c zhost\u00edm j\u00e1. Zastavujeme je\u0161t\u011b v Pavlic\u00edch v klob\u00e1sov\u00e9m r\u00e1ji a kupujeme p\u00e1r kilo masn\u00fdch v\u00fdrobk\u016f ze zdej\u0161\u00ed luxusn\u00ed produkce. Muf to do sebe hned hrne, W\u00e9na ol\u00edb\u00e1v\u00e1 v\u0161echna vycpan\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159ata na zdi, a\u010dkoliv je zde velk\u00e1 cedule: \u201eNesahat na vystaven\u00e9 expon\u00e1ty!\u201c Nakonec o n\u011bkolik kilometr\u016f d\u00e1l \u201evoj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed\u201c sl\u00e1mov\u00e9 medv\u00eddky z filmu: \u201ePoj\u010fte, pane, budeme si hr\u00e1t!\u201c Dan mu nad\u0161en\u011b pom\u00e1h\u00e1 a pak si st\u011b\u017euje, \u017ee m\u00e1 vop\u00edchanou hlavu a zlomenou kl\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed kost. V\u00e9Zetko rychle miz\u00ed a W\u00e9na nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebuje ihned zastavit na WC. Nic mu nevad\u00ed, \u017ee jsme zrovna ve m\u011bst\u011b, stoup\u00e1 si rovnou k n\u011bjak\u00fdmu domku a pod oknem vykon\u00e1v\u00e1 svou pot\u0159ebu. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed ani ta pan\u00ed za z\u00e1clonou nic ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1. ;o)) Hor\u0161\u00ed pak asi bylo, co si W\u00e9na vyslechl na zkou\u0161ce, m\u011bl b\u00fdt toti\u017e ve dv\u011b v divadle, ale bohu\u017eel po \u00faprav\u011b V\u00e9Zetkem n\u011bjak nebyl schopen tam v\u016fbec dorazit. Je\u0161t\u011b se ani nepr\u00e1skl co bylo. V Po\u010d\u00e1tk\u00e1ch jdeme na pizzu k tepl\u00e9mu \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edkovi a Dan pak \u010d\u016fr\u00e1 star\u00fdmu W\u00e9novi na \u201el\u00ed\u0161\u00e1ka.\u201c U bytovky zanech\u00e1v\u00e1me rozevl\u00e1tou Ka\u010denku s W\u00e9nou a m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme rovnou do Hab\u0159\u00ed. Ti dva zapomn\u011bli u cccendy spac\u00e1k, v aut\u011b klob\u00e1sky s masem a ztratili v\u00ed\u010dko od kanystru. Ficcus hl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee ho maj\u00ed u nich v popelnici, ale Ka\u010denka p\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee u\u017e ho asi nebudou pot\u0159ebovat. :o)))
\nNo mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se letos akce op\u011bt vyda\u0159ila a d\u011bkujeme moc organiz\u00e1torovi. Nov\u00fd term\u00edn je ji\u017e vyhl\u00e1\u0161en a p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b se pr\u00fd Radim s La\u010fou t\u011b\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee to bude v Hab\u0159\u00ed \u2013 tak to jsme opravdu zv\u011bdav\u00ed, jestli Znojmo doraz\u00ed.
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