{"id":1444,"date":"2006-09-19T17:35:09","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T16:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2017-10-16T09:57:56","modified_gmt":"2017-10-16T08:57:56","slug":"kristanovice-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=1444","title":{"rendered":"K\u0159i\u0161\u0165anovice 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V p\u00e1tek odpoledne jedeme se siskinem do hotelu Saturn v K\u0159i\u0161\u0165anovic\u00edch. Stejn\u011b jako loni po\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1 sraz motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f \u2013 p\u016fvodn\u011b Jiho\u010dech\u016f, ale hned roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00e9ho na celou republiku \u2013 stylem: \u201eMoje babi\u010dka bydlela ve Strakonic\u00edch, m\u016f\u017eu tak\u00e9 p\u0159ijet?\u201c T\u00edm p\u00e1dem doraz\u00ed lid\u00e9 nap\u0159\u00edklad z Prahy, Ostravy, od Znojma apod. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edci srazu z lo\u0148ska u\u017e dlouho dop\u0159edu hl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee doraz\u00ed ji\u017e v p\u00e1tek, aby si tu \u201ekult\u016fru\u201c po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b u\u017eili. A vskutku. P\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme k hotelu a na dvo\u0159e ji\u017e stoj\u00ed n\u011bkolik motorek. Postupn\u011b se v\u00edt\u00e1me se zn\u00e1m\u00fdmi tv\u00e1\u0159emi a jdeme se zabydlet. Ve\u010der poklidn\u011b sed\u00edme s lidmi jako je nap\u0159\u00edklad Marvin, Alex se sv\u00fdm synem, Belf se Zde\u0148kou, Pupi a Bupi, Horne\u0165\u00e1k, Bagy\u0161, Pepa a Bar\u010da, Hok s Martinou a dal\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>[Not a valid template]<p>R\u00e1no 19. 9. 2006 se tedy kon\u00e1 ji\u017e 3. ro\u010dn\u00edk setk\u00e1n\u00ed Jiho\u010dech\u016f a jejich obdivovatel\u016f. Sraz m\u00e1me mezi dev\u00e1tou a des\u00e1tou hodinu na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed P\u0159emysla Otakara II. v \u010cesk\u00fdch Bud\u011bjovic\u00edch. Po sn\u00eddani chvilku post\u00e1v\u00e1me u motorek na dvo\u0159e, Alex n\u00e1m tam poskakuje v \u201eharapesk\u00e1ch\u201c a p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00ed sv\u00e1 l\u00fdtka. U\u017e ale m\u00e1me nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das vyrazit a tak nased\u00e1me na motorky a mlhou si raz\u00edme cestu do Bud\u011bjc. Na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed jsme v\u010das. Parkujeme a douf\u00e1me, \u017ee doraz\u00ed dost lid\u00ed, po\u010das\u00ed na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed vypad\u00e1 slibn\u011b. Pomalu se to sj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed, se v\u0161emi se v\u00edt\u00e1me, rozd\u00e1v\u00e1m samolepky od Nigry. Jmenovky tentokr\u00e1t nem\u00e1me, stejn\u011b u\u017e se skoro v\u0161ichni zn\u00e1me. Jako vedouc\u00ed jezdec m\u00e1m \u017elutou vestu, zastavova\u010di dopravy oran\u017eovou. Muf pat\u0159\u00ed tak\u00e9 k t\u00e9to rychl\u00e9 rot\u011b a jede na \u010dty\u0159kolce. Siskin veze kameramana Jirku. V deset vyj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme z n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed, a proto\u017ee je tu n\u011bkolik jedinc\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed n\u011bjak zapomn\u011bli, \u017ee maj\u00ed p\u0159ijet s plnou n\u00e1dr\u017e\u00ed, zastavujeme je\u0161t\u011b rad\u011bji u benz\u00ednky \u00d6MV na Vltav\u011b. Na\u0161e cesta pak vede p\u0159es Hlubokou, Hlubokou Z\u00e1most\u00ed, Hrutov a Lomnici nad Lu\u017enic\u00ed do motorestu v D\u011bbol\u00edn\u011b u Jind\u0159ichova Hradce. Tam m\u00e1me domluven\u00fd ob\u011bd \u2013 pol\u00e9vku a ku\u0159ec\u00ed pl\u00e1tek s bramborem. Merlin dost\u00e1v\u00e1 od ficcuse Diplom za 1. m\u00edsto v sout\u011b\u017ei \u201eO nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho LOVCE\u201c, spole\u010dn\u011b s p\u0159ibalen\u00fdm kondomem. M\u00e1 to n\u011bjakou n\u00e1vaznost na jejich chatov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ed akc\u00ed, kdy ficcus hl\u00e1sil, \u017ee by cht\u011bla jet na sraz n\u011bjak\u00e1 jeho kolegyn\u011b z pr\u00e1ce, a \u017ee nem\u00e1 s k\u00fdm jet. Chud\u00e1k Merlin nic zl\u00e9ho netu\u0161e se up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b a urputn\u011b ob\u011btav\u011b hl\u00e1sil, \u017ee j\u00ed klidn\u011b sveze. No to je\u0161t\u011b asi neznal \u0161pr\u00fdma\u0159e ficcuse, kter\u00e9ho samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 jeho kolegyn\u011b neprosila o to, aby mohla jet s n\u00e1mi na sraz. Po ob\u011bd\u011b n\u00e1s kole\u010dka vedou p\u0159es centrum Jind\u0159ichova Hradce, abychom alespo\u0148 o\u010dkem zahl\u00e9dli ten kr\u00e1sn\u00fd hrad, co tam maj\u00ed, pak kousek po hlavn\u00ed silnici E551 do L\u00e1senice, kde odbo\u010dujeme na Chlum u T\u0159ebon\u011b a Suchdol nad Lu\u017enic\u00ed. Tam op\u011bt kr\u00e1tk\u00e1 zast\u00e1vka u benz\u00ednky a pokra\u010dujeme chvili\u010dku po kr\u00e1sn\u00e9m nov\u00e9m asfaltu p\u0159es Hrdlo\u0159ezy do Nov\u00fdch Hrad\u016f, Horn\u00ed Stropnice, Bene\u0161ov nad \u010cernou a je\u0161t\u011b jednou zastavujeme &#8211; tentokr\u00e1t u benz\u00ednky v Kaplici. Zde rozbaluje sv\u00e9 n\u00e1dob\u00ed\u010dko ficcus \u2013 n\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9 nebojte se, nesvl\u00e9kal se! Vytahuje z kufru \u017eidli\u010dku, n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00ed, hadr (rud\u00e9 tri\u010dko se \u017elut\u00fdm srpem, kladivem a hv\u011bzdou) a plak\u00e1t, na kter\u00e9m je naps\u00e1no: HARD IMAGE s. r. o. \u2013 \u00faprava slider\u016f, p\u0159ileb, motocykl\u016f\u2026RACING (slider \u2013 ra\u0161ple), OFF ROAD (plasty, pad\u00e1ky, p\u0159ilba \u2013 ra\u0161ple, kladivo), HARD \u0160KARPING (komplet tuning k nepozn\u00e1n\u00ed \u2013 mo\u017eno i ohe\u0148 \u2013 pouze na objedn\u00e1vku). Usazuje se a hned m\u00e1 prvn\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edky. Nap\u0159\u00edklad Horne\u0165\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd chce vypadat jako drs\u0148\u00e1k a tak si nech\u00e1v\u00e1 obrousit brikety na kolenou. Obch\u00e1z\u00ed ho tak\u00e9 OldMan, ale tomu se do toho nechce, p\u0159ece si nenech\u00e1 zkazit svou t\u011b\u017ece vybudovanou image \u201eodsazova\u010de\u201c. Bar\u010da dnes ji\u017e po n\u011bkolik\u00e1t\u00e9 osed\u00e1v\u00e1 mlad\u00fdmu Alexovi GSko bavor\u00e1ka 650. Pozorujeme Desmovu kombin\u00e9zu, kter\u00e1 se mu tak \u201etrochu\u201c vyt\u00e1hla na zadku. Kdosi zde prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee: \u201eDesmo m\u00e1 t\u011bhotnou prdel!\u201c D\u00e1l to val\u00edme p\u0159es Rejty, \u010cesk\u00fd Krumlov, Chval\u0161iny, Kti\u0161, K\u0159i\u0161\u0165anov do K\u0159i\u0161\u0165anovic a zp\u011bt do hotelu. Proto\u017ee Desmo m\u00e1 pocit, \u017ee mu n\u011bco racht\u00e1 v motorce, hned se kolem n\u00ed shlukuje p\u00e1r man\u00edk\u016f a hledaj\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u010dinu toho hluku. Nakonec se jim da\u0159\u00ed vylovit z \u00fatrob mal\u00fd \u017eelezn\u00fd v\u00e1le\u010dek, kter\u00fd se tam kdesi v zadn\u00edm kole p\u0159evaloval. P\u0159\u00edhodn\u011b ho naz\u00fdvaj\u00ed \u2013 kurv\u00edtkem. Bar\u010da si jde na chvilku projet brambor\u00e1ka Dakara a je z n\u011bj nad\u0161en\u00e1! Letos je tu tak\u00e9 p\u00e1r mla\u010foch\u016f \u2013 Icing a fallen.<\/p>[Not a valid template]<p>Postupn\u011b se v\u011bt\u0161ina \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f ubytov\u00e1v\u00e1 a sch\u00e1z\u00edme se ve velk\u00e9 restauraci hotelu. B\u011bhem ve\u010dera se sna\u017e\u00edm v\u0161echny vyfotit. Prob\u00edh\u00e1 tak\u00e9 p\u00f3z\u00f3v\u00e1n\u00ed \u201ePAD\u00c1\u010cK\u016e\u201c, to znamen\u00e1 focen\u00ed t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed v uplynul\u00e9m roce spadli na motorce. Bohu\u017eel se k nim po p\u00e1du na Slovensku tak\u00e9 mus\u00edm p\u0159ipojit. Pak mimo jin\u00e9 i M\u00e1rrio \u2013 po n\u00e1razu do skru\u017ee, letu p\u0159es \u0159id\u00edtka a zlomenin\u011b kl\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed kosti a muf, kter\u00fd n\u011bjak nestihl odbo\u010dit a jel rovn\u011b po pol\u0148a\u010dce do lesa. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee pozd\u011bji b\u011bhem ve\u010dera, nem\u016f\u017ee chyb\u011bt tradi\u010dn\u00ed vystoupen\u00ed zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho p\u011bveck\u00e9ho sboru Helm\u0161tajni. V z\u00e1palu boje zde n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed d\u011blaj\u00ed lebkouny, to si rad\u011bji najd\u011bte na fotk\u00e1ch, to se ned\u00e1 popsat. Jen\u00edk, Radek a Horne\u0165\u00e1k kou\u0159\u00ed doutn\u00edky v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed. V\u0161ichni jsou z nich \u201enad\u0161en\u00ed\u201c, proto\u017ee se zde zna\u010dn\u011b zmen\u0161uje viditelnost. Desmo zde p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00ed sv\u00e9 chlupat\u00e9 b\u0159icho. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se nikdo nezalekl a bujar\u00fd ve\u010d\u00edrek pokra\u010duje d\u00e1l a\u017e do pozdn\u00edch rann\u00edch hodin.<br \/>\nV ned\u011bli r\u00e1no po sn\u00eddani se v\u0161ichni pomalu rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00ed ke sv\u00fdm domov\u016fm. Bylo to super, tak snad zase za rok na vid\u011bnou!!!<\/p>[Not a valid template]","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V p\u00e1tek odpoledne jedeme se siskinem do hotelu Saturn v K\u0159i\u0161\u0165anovic\u00edch. Stejn\u011b jako loni po\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1 sraz motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f \u2013 p\u016fvodn\u011b Jiho\u010dech\u016f, ale hned roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00e9ho na celou republiku \u2013 stylem: \u201eMoje babi\u010dka bydlela ve Strakonic\u00edch, m\u016f\u017eu tak\u00e9 p\u0159ijet?\u201c T\u00edm p\u00e1dem doraz\u00ed lid\u00e9 nap\u0159\u00edklad z Prahy, Ostravy, od Znojma apod. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edci srazu z lo\u0148ska u\u017e dlouho dop\u0159edu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[29,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1536,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions\/1536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}