{"id":1211,"date":"2011-03-05T11:24:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-05T10:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=1211"},"modified":"2017-10-16T09:52:01","modified_gmt":"2017-10-16T08:52:01","slug":"a-zase-enduuro-haberske-howno-03-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?p=1211","title":{"rendered":"a zase end\u016f\u016fro. Habersk\u00e9 hoWno 03.2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">T\u0159eba to letos vyjde. T\u0159eba nebude za\u010d\u00e1tek b\u0159ezna zasyp\u00e1n haldami sn\u011bhu jako vloni. T\u0159eba se d\u00e1 do Hab\u0159\u00ed pozvat p\u00e1r nadr\u017een\u00fdch end\u016f\u016frist\u016f (nadr\u017een\u00fdch na enduro \ud83d\ude42 ), vymyslet pro n\u011b n\u011bjakou zaj\u00edmavou trasu, n\u011bjak\u00fd ten \u00fakol a zorganizovat z\u00e1vod s n\u00e1zvem ,,Habersk\u00e9 hoWno\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Klaplo to, sn\u011b\u017en\u00fd mu\u017e\u00edk si dal pauzu, srnky nebyly vystresovan\u00e9 dlouh\u00fdm nedostatkem potravy a na na\u0161e luka a pole mohly vyrazit motorky.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">N\u011bjak nev\u00edm, jestli Pepa a spol. akci p\u0159ipravuj\u00ed pro pobaven\u00ed ostatn\u00edch, \u010di pobaven\u00ed sv\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Tentokr\u00e1t se docela bavili p\u0159i trasov\u00e1n\u00ed. Siskin\u016fv traktor byl vybr\u00e1n, coby zku\u0161ebn\u00ed end\u016fro stroj. N\u011bco dal, n\u011bco dal jen s velik\u00fdm p\u0159emlouv\u00e1n\u00edm. A nejv\u00edce trasuj\u00edc\u00ed pobavilo, kdy\u017e velik\u00e9 t\u011blo pana Mufa nedobrovoln\u011b opustilo valn\u00ed\u010dek za trakt\u016frkem. Pr\u00fd to byl takov\u00fd off road, \u017ee se tam nedalo udr\u017eet, \u0159\u00edkal Muf. Pr\u00fd to byla d\u011bsn\u00e1 sranda, kdy\u017e dal Muf t\u0159i v\u00fdstavn\u00ed kotouly ze str\u00e1\u0148ky, \u0159\u00edkali ostatn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">V p\u00e1tek 4.3. do Hab\u0159\u00ed vj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed p\u00e1r aut s \u010dist\u00fdmi motkami na k\u00e1r\u00e1ch. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1daj\u00ed, \u017ee odjedou s motkami ne\u010dist\u00fdmi a \u00farovn\u00ed za\u0161pin\u011bnosti budou posuzovat kvalitu v\u00edkendu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">P\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ve\u010der&#8230;&#8230;. n\u011bkdo dal, n\u011bkdo ne. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed jedinci si uv\u011bdomovali, \u017ee r\u00e1no nastupuj\u00ed na start presti\u017en\u00edho z\u00e1vodu a Richardovi to bylo fuk. Spot\u0159eba tulamorky se v Hab\u0159\u00ed oproti pr\u016fm\u011bru podstatn\u011b zv\u00fd\u0161ila.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Sobotn\u00ed r\u00e1no m\u011b p\u0159ekvapilo jakousi postavou, voln\u011b ulo\u017eenou u n\u00e1s v kuchyni. Zakopla jsem o Medv\u011bda. Co\u017e by nebylo tak divn\u00e9, ale p\u0159ekvapilo m\u011b, \u017ee sp\u00ed jen tak na zemi, bez karimatky a tlamu m\u00e1 podez\u0159ele bl\u00edzko pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 misky pro psy. A to m\u011bl v pokoji kr\u00e1sn\u011b rozestlan\u00fd brloh.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Z r\u016fzn\u00fdch kout\u016f na\u0161eho a Maru\u0161ky obydl\u00ed lezly podivn\u00e9 postavy, aby se v\u010das postavily na start.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Jen maRRio nedorazil v\u010das. Vlastn\u011b dorazil. Asi t\u0159i minuty p\u0159ed rozpravou. Na\u0161e povzbuzov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee to d\u00e1, \u017ee se stihne p\u0159evl\u00edknout a p\u0159ipravit motorku komentoval v\u00fdrazy nepublikovateln\u00fdmi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">B\u011bhem p\u0159\u00edprav <span lang=\"cs-CZ\">se okolo prohnali p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 pom\u00e1haj\u00edc\u00ed, chr\u00e1n\u00edc\u00ed, co\u017e je v Hab\u0159\u00ed od jednoho nepl\u00e1novan\u00e9ho, st\u0159eleck\u00e9ho v\u00fdstupu velice pravideln\u00e9. Zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed bylo, jak\u00fd to na na\u0161e z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00e9 m\u011blo dopad. Ve vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00fdch o\u010d\u00edch se daly p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst ot\u00e1zky: ,,co to? Co se to d\u011bje? Pro\u010d jsou tu? Budou tu? Nem\u00e1m na motorce \u010d\u00edslo! Nem\u00e1m na k\u00e1\u0159e technickou!&#8230;..\u201c nebojte! Jdou po st\u0159elc\u00edch a n\u00e9 po end\u016fristech \ud83d\ude42 . <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">P\u0159i rozprav\u011b se z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00ed dozv\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee maj\u00ed jednu trasu, maj\u00ed velikou v\u00fdhodu, mohou si ji projet t\u0159ikr\u00e1t, zvl\u00e1dnou-li to. (Nezvl\u00e1dnou :-)) ).<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">A na start vyraz\u00ed spr\u00e1vn\u011b rozeh\u0159\u00e1t\u00ed. Rozeh\u0159\u00e1t\u00ed tancem. Prvn\u00edm \u00fakolem byl tanec dle n\u011bjak\u00e9 hudby, \u0161ipek a v\u00edm j\u00e1 \u010deho je\u0161t\u011b. Jen v\u00edm, \u017ee kdy\u017e jsem si to zkou\u0161ela, tak mi to ukrutn\u011b ne\u0161lo a v\u016fbec nech\u00e1pu, jak je mo\u017en\u00fd, \u017ee to n\u011bkter\u00fdm podivn\u00fdm jedinc\u016fm jde. P\u0159ekvapen\u00edm bylo<span lang=\"cs-CZ\">, \u017ee bale\u0165\u00e1k Uwe nezabodoval a vymlouval se se slovy, \u017ee pr\u00fd je barvoslep\u00fd. Richard se do \u00fakolu polo\u017eil s vervou podpo\u0159enou v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed tul\u010dou, a\u017e po\u010d\u00edta\u010d vypnul. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">B\u011bhem rozpravy jsem zaslechla Horejskovo povzdechnut\u00ed: ,, no ty woe, v\u00fdjezd po ledov\u00fd cest\u011b a budeme se m\u00edjet. To se budeme m\u00edjet i s marianem! No ty woe!\u201c<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Dost hloup\u00fdch kec\u016f a tanc\u016f a za \u0159id\u00edtka! Letos jsem si dovolila luxus. Za \u0159id\u00edtka jsem si, m\u00edsto zaji\u0161\u0165ov\u00e1n\u00ed servisu, sedla taky. \u010c\u00edm\u017e d\u011bkuji servisman\u016fm, Danovi, kri-kri, Mufovi a ostatn\u00edm, za nakrmen\u00ed t\u00e9 zv\u011b\u0159e, dovezen\u00ed a odvezen\u00ed pot\u0159ebn\u00e9ho z end\u016frokrmelc\u016f.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Za \u0159id\u00edtka Trickera jsem si sedla jen na p\u0159esun. Jsem snad bl\u00e1zen, abych proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bla nepr\u016fjezdn\u00fd potok? Vyj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bla nevyjetelnou Smrtelku oko\u0159en\u011bnou p\u00e1r kl\u00e1dami? Nejsem! T\u011bch je tu i beze mne dost. V prvn\u00edm potoku skon\u010dil&#8230;&#8230; skon\u010dili postupn\u011b v\u0161ichni. Smrtelku nevyjel&#8230;&#8230; nevyjel napoprv\u00e9 nikdo. Zaj\u00edmav\u00fd byl pohled na Uweho. Uwe vyr\u00e1\u017eel do z\u00e1vodu se siln\u00fdm sebev\u011bdom\u00fdm a slovy: ,,jedu na v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed!\u201c. Ka\u017ed\u00fdm bl\u00e1tiv\u00fdm a strm\u00fdm metrem se mu sebev\u011bdom\u00ed a odhodl\u00e1n\u00ed scvrk\u00e1valo a odplouvalo v rozbahn\u011bn\u00e9m pot\u016f\u010dku.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">B\u011bhem p\u00e1r prvn\u00edch metr\u016f z\u00e1vodu za\u010dalo naskakovat zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se pot\u00e9 t\u00e1hlo cel\u00fdm dnem.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Po zdol\u00e1n\u00ed Smrtelky u\u017e z jejich tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed nez\u00e1\u0159ily rann\u00ed \u00fasm\u011bvy. A m\u00e1m nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd dojem, \u017ee jsem zaslechla i m\u00edrn\u00e9 rept\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee pr\u00fd je to tro\u0161ku t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">A kone\u010dn\u011b m\u016f\u017eu i j\u00e1 vz\u00edt za plyn a dojet loukou na dal\u0161\u00ed stanovi\u0161t\u011b. Pod rem\u00edzek nad loukou. Rem\u00edzek nevinn\u00fd, skoro by se dalo \u0159\u00edct nudn\u00fd. Tak nudn\u00fd, \u017ee t\u011bm p\u0159ipravuj\u00edc\u00edm h\u00fdzl\u016fm st\u00e1lo za to, sem navalit n\u011bjak\u00e9 kl\u00e1dy, aby to tak nudn\u00e9 nebylo. A nebylo. P\u0159es kl\u00e1dy se motorky dopravovaly v\u0161emo\u017en\u011b a v\u00fdjezd bez nutn\u00e9ho rozjezdu byl dost slo\u017eit\u00fd. A d\u00edky ro\u0161t\u00ed, bohu\u017eel, nefotogenick\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pokra\u010dujeme do roklinky&#8230;&#8230; a tu si nech\u00e1me a\u017e na druh\u00e9 kolo. Te\u010f se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee je srdcem z\u00e1vodu.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Dal\u0161\u00edm zaj\u00edmav\u00fdm m\u00edstem je orani\u0161t\u011b. Ono by tak moc zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 nebylo, kdyby se Pepa ve v\u0161\u00ed slu\u0161nosti nepokusil dop\u0159edu domluvit s hlavou m\u00edstn\u00edho D\u017e\u00edZiD\u00ed. Mohlo to b\u00fdt jednoduch\u00e9, takhle bylo orani\u0161t\u011b zavezen\u00e9 mo\u010d\u016fvkou, \u010d\u00edm\u017e to bylo velice vesel\u00e9 pro n\u00e1s div\u00e1ky a m\u00edrn\u011b deprimuj\u00edc\u00ed pro startuj\u00edc\u00ed. Motorky, po r\u00e1nu nabl\u00fdskan\u00e9 se postupn\u011b m\u011bn\u00ed v zabahn\u011bn\u00e9, a te\u010f dokonce smrd\u00edc\u00ed, koule. Dost m\u011b rozhodil n\u00e1pad pana siskina, \u017ee bych mu mohla p\u016fj\u010dit Trickera. J\u00e1 dobr\u00e1 du\u0161e tak u\u010dinila. Fuj tajxl! To byla blbost.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pokra\u010dujeme p\u0159es S\u00e1\u0148ka\u0159skou a pod lesem k V\u00edtu. Tady ty bl\u00e1zny \u010dek\u00e1 trochu strm\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdjezd a fofrem zp\u011bt pod Smrtelku. Prvn\u00ed kole\u010dko maj\u00ed za sebou!<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pod Smrtelkou ho\u0159\u00ed ohe\u0148 Danem a kri-kri udr\u017eovan\u00fd, von\u00ed p\u00e1rky, b\u00e1bovka, kol\u00e1\u010d, pizza, piva, vody. Prost\u011b v\u0161e, pro co se podobn\u00e9 z\u00e1vody jezd\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pohodi\u010dka, kl\u00eddek. Naru\u0161en vp\u00e1dem policist\u016f. Tentokr\u00e1t fale\u0161n\u00fdch. Al\u010da s Romanem vytahali ze sk\u0159\u00edn\u00ed star\u00e9 policajtsk\u00e9 hadry navl\u00edkli se do nich a p\u0159i\u0161li n\u00e1m zvednout n\u00e1ladu. Nejv\u00edc Richardovi. Zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed. Trubi\u010dka nezezelenala, ale z\u010dervenala. N\u011bjak\u00fd vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed level.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">St\u0159eleck\u00e1 sout\u011b\u017e sout\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00ed m\u00edrn\u011b zklidnila a tak se Pep\u016fv v\u00fdrok: ,,kdo je po ob\u011bd\u011b schopen jet, ke mn\u011b!\u201c zd\u00e1 m\u00edrn\u011b nem\u00edstn\u00fdm. No, pravda je takov\u00e1, \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b tady p\u00e1r z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00fdch odpadlo. Slova:,, tohle ned\u00e1m! Tohle nem\u00e1m zapot\u0159eb\u00ed!\u201c zavr\u0161ila Lenka slovy: ,,to jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee Horejs jezd\u00ed na motorce h\u016f\u0159, ne\u017e j\u00e1 na koni\u201c<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">P\u00e1r posledn\u00edch zoufalc\u016f je na startu druh\u00e9ho kola. Onu pro\u0159\u00eddlou \u0159adu komentuje jeden z m\u00e1la odv\u00e1\u017en\u00fdch, maRRio: ,, nekecejte a poj\u010fte jezdit. To je hrozn\u00fd, tady jsou skoro v\u0161ichni dekorace a Richard vypad\u00e1 jak reklama na tul\u010du&#8220;. Aby ta \u0159ada nebyla a\u017e tak pro\u0159\u00eddl\u00e1 nastupuje odpo\u010dat\u00fd a nic netu\u0161\u00edc\u00ed Sqwer, jedouc\u00ed n\u00e1hodou kolem.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">U\u017e prvn\u00ed pot\u016f\u010dek mu m\u00edrn\u011b zne\u010dist\u00ed od\u011bv. Jemu, ani ostatn\u00edm tento fakt nezabr\u00e1n\u00ed k dal\u0161\u00edmu p\u0159etrp\u011bn\u00ed Smrtelky. Motorky padaj\u00ed, zvedaj\u00ed se, padaj\u00ed, zvedaj\u00ed se&#8230;.. ob\u010das to n\u011bkdo na pon\u011bkolik\u00e1t\u00e9 projede, ob\u010das to n\u011bkdo projede napoprv\u00e9, ob\u010das se n\u011bkdo tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee je to brnka\u010dka.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed rem\u00edzek ze hry vylou\u010d\u00ed pidisiskina Kubu. Prost\u011b mu to nejede. \u0160koda. Dote\u010f se dr\u017eel z\u00e1vodn\u00edk\u016f state\u010dn\u011b a te\u010f jen smutn\u011b kouk\u00e1 na potupn\u00e9 nakl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed jeho stroje do Zelen\u00e9 st\u0159ely strejdy Ficcuse. Asi \u0161patn\u00e9 technick\u00e9 z\u00e1zem\u00ed \ud83d\ude42 .<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">A vrac\u00edme se ke zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 roklince. Roklinka vypad\u00e1 nevin\u011b. Prost\u011b poklidn\u00fd, mal\u00fd pot\u016f\u010dek mezi ra\u0161\u00edc\u00edmi blatouchy a jin\u00fdm v\u0161emo\u017en\u00fdm ro\u0161t\u00edm. O\u00e1za klidu a domov pro nep\u0159ebernou hav\u011b\u0165. Hav\u011b\u0165 u\u017e dopoledne zjistila, \u017ee si m\u00e1 sbalit sakypaky a odst\u011bhovat se, proto\u017ee te\u010f sem naj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed parta drsn\u00fdch chlap\u016f na siln\u00fdch stroj\u00edch a nenechaj\u00ed tady st\u00e9blo tr\u00e1vy v klidu. Ze zur\u010d\u00edc\u00edho pot\u016f\u010dku se postupn\u011b st\u00e1v\u00e1 zabahn\u011bn\u00e9, smradlav\u00e9 koryto, ve kter\u00e9m nen\u00ed skrz d\u00fdm nic vid\u011bt, ale jsou sly\u0161et slova popisuj\u00edc\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti lidsk\u00e9ho t\u011bla. V lep\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b prolo\u017eena v\u00fdrazy ze zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00ed \u0159\u00ed\u0161e.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Muf, v dobr\u00e9 v\u00ed\u0159e, odstra\u0148uje n\u011bjakou v\u011btvi\u010dku a t\u00edm h\u00e1\u017ee cel\u00fd, n\u00e9 zrovna mal\u00fd strom na sqwera. Sqwer m\u00e1 tou dobou za sebou docela velk\u00fd \u00fasek roklinky za sebou, tud\u00ed\u017e u\u017e nem\u00e1 slov, do\u0161la mu. Po p\u00e1r metrech uleh\u00e1 vedle sv\u00e9ho zapadl\u00e9ho stroje a nerozhod\u00ed ho ani Pepovo prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed: ,,Odneste n\u011bkdo Sqwera, a\u0165 m\u016f\u017ee jet dal\u0161\u00ed. A jede dal\u0161\u00ed. Ani nev\u00edm kdo, ono to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00fdt \u00fapln\u011b fuk. V\u0161ichni jsou zabahn\u011bni, zpoceni, unaveni. Muf onoho dal\u0161\u00edho z\u00e1vodn\u00edka neml\u00e1t\u00ed stromem po hlav\u011b, tud\u00ed\u017e se z\u00e1vodn\u00edk dost\u00e1v\u00e1 d\u00e1l. O kousek. Z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 tr\u010det uv\u011bzn\u011bn bahnem. A hle! z\u00e1zrak! \u0158\u00edt\u00ed se dal\u0161\u00ed stroj. A na n\u011bm Hanz. Jedouc\u00ed, nekoukaj\u00edc\u00ed a o\u010dividn\u011b nemysl\u00edc\u00ed. Tam, kde se nevejde motorka ani jedna narve svoji &#8230;. vedle zapadl\u00e9ho kamar\u00e1da, gazuje, pop\u00edraj\u00edc ve\u0161ker\u00e9 fyzik\u00e1ln\u00ed z\u00e1kony projede a za mohutn\u00e9ho aplausu vyjede z roklinky ven! Neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9! Ono to jde! Nikdo tomu nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed a v\u0161ichni se ho pokus\u00ed napodobit. Ale u\u017e pry\u010d z roklinky. N\u011bkdo se z n\u00ed dostane a\u017e se siskinovo pomoc\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">A jedeme d\u00e1l. Zase na pomo\u010d\u016fvkovan\u00e9 orani\u0161t\u011b. U\u017e siskinovi moj\u00ed motorku nep\u016fj\u010d\u00edm, zas by mi ji zasmrd\u011bl.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Odtud p\u0159ej\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme pod lesem k V\u00edtu. Tenhle \u00fasek si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m. Trochu sn\u011bhu, trochu bl\u00e1ta, jede se mi fajn. A na konci se m\u00edrn\u011b (trochu v\u00edc ne\u017e m\u00edrn\u011b) za\u010derven\u00e1m po Hanzovo slovech, \u017ee teda fakt gazuju. Pepa to na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed trochu sraz\u00ed s t\u00edm, \u017ee jo, \u017ee ta motorka jede dob\u0159e.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">U V\u00edta n\u00e1s op\u011bt nav\u0161t\u011bvuj\u00ed pom\u00e1haj\u00edc\u00ed i chr\u00e1n\u00edc\u00ed. Tentokr\u00e1t prav\u00ed a opravdu se zaj\u00edmaj\u00edc\u00ed o n\u00e1s. Kdosi z na\u0161ich spoluob\u010dan\u016f je zavolal. Siskin nasazuje sv\u016fj zdvo\u0159il\u00fd, m\u00edrn\u011b omluvn\u00fd v\u00fdraz, vytahuje ob\u010danku a vysv\u011btluje, \u017ee jezd\u00edme po pozemc\u00edch s jejich\u017e majiteli to m\u00e1me domluveno. Ho\u0161i pok\u00fdvali, poradili abychom p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b dali v\u011bd\u011bt, a\u0165 nemus\u00ed vyj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt kdy\u017e si kdejakej bonz\u00e1k p\u00edskne a asi s tro\u0161kou z\u00e1visti, \u017ee my se bav\u00edme a oni mus\u00ed pracovat, odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed ze z\u00e1vodn\u00edk\u016f si t\u00e9hle n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy ani nev\u0161imli. Hustili toti\u017e gumu a sna\u017eili se trefit do na\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9 hodnoty. Nev\u00edm, zda se n\u011bkdo trefil, v\u00edm, \u017ee n\u011bkdo poradil Richardovi, a\u0165 se nep\u0159et\u011b\u017euje, nebo mu praskne pumpa. Z n\u011bkolika \u00fast se ozvala ot\u00e1zka:,, kter\u00e1?\u201cA op\u011bt mnoho lid\u00ed spole\u010dn\u011b odpov\u011bd\u011blo: \u201eob\u011b.\u201c<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Te\u010f m\u00e1 n\u00e1sledovat zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fd v\u00fdjezd ledovou cestou na Zabitou. Tam je p\u0159ipraven pap\u00edr s \u010d\u00edslem, kter\u00e9 si maj\u00ed z\u00e1vodn\u00edci zapamatovat. Nikomu se u\u017e nikam nechce. V\u0161ichni u\u017e toho maj\u00ed dost. A dokonce i \u0159editel z\u00e1vodu uzn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee \u010das pokro\u010dil, \u017ee se u\u017e nahoru jezdit nemus\u00ed, a \u017ee pl\u00e1novan\u00e9 t\u0159et\u00ed kolo neklapne.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">S hlubokou \u00falevou v\u0161ichni m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed do Hab\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Odsmrd\u011bt, odbahnit, napojit, nakrmit, p\u0159evz\u00edt medaile, poh\u00e1ry, dort, pidilahve. Prost\u011b vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed! A jak dopadlo? Kdo byl prvn\u00ed a\u017e p\u00e1t\u00fd? A nen\u00ed ono to fuk? Nebylo d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, aby se lidi pobavili, ne\u017e aby zv\u00edt\u011bzili? No j\u00e1 v\u00edm, pro n\u011bkter\u00e9 jedince ne \ud83d\ude42 . Zaj\u00edmav\u00fdm okam\u017eikem bylo zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee cel\u00fd z\u00e1vod dojelo m\u00ed\u0148 jedinc\u016f, ne\u017e bylo nachystan\u00fdch cen. Tak\u017ee&#8230;. tak\u017ee ceny dostanou v\u0161ichni z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00ed, a\u010d odpadli, \u010di ne. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed ani nev\u011b\u0159ili, \u017ee si n\u011bjakou cenu zaslou\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">1, Bull<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">2, Hans<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">3, maRRio\u00a0 ( maRRiovi ub\u011bhly cenn\u00e9 vte\u0159iny p\u0159i tanci, jinak by jel na zlato)<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">V\u00cdT\u011aZ HABERSK\u00c9HO hoWna!!! Mariano!!!<\/p>[Not a valid template]<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">S ve\u010derem p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed \u010das, kdy se uk\u00e1\u017ee, jak si motork\u00e1\u0159i berou k srdci dan\u00e9 prosby. No jak? V\u011bt\u0161inou se na to vyka\u0161lali a na masky se vysr&#8230;. N\u00e9 tak Mariano, kri-kri, Zdenka, Uwe&#8230;.. A tak se u n\u00e1s st\u0159\u00edh\u00e1, \u0161ije, maluje, lakuje&#8230;..a na ma\u0161kar\u00e1k p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed kouzeln\u00e1 v\u00edla Am\u00e1lka (Mari\u00e1no u\u017e p\u0159i\u0161el na to, \u017ee m\u00e1 \u00fachvatn\u00e9 nohy a tak od dob \u010cerven\u00e9 Karkulky si jinou masku ne\u017e suk\u0148ovou nevyb\u00edr\u00e1),<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">sexy gej\u0161a, a sta\u0159e\u010dek, na kter\u00e9ho m\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk nutk\u00e1n\u00ed \u0161i\u0161lat, pom\u00e1hat mu ze schod\u016f, zametat cesti\u010dku a p\u0159edkous\u00e1vat j\u00eddlo. Uwe nem\u00e1 chybu!<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Perlou ve\u010dera byla Zdenka. Coby \u010cerven\u00e1 Karkulka poskakovala les\u00edkem (t\u00edm se ji stal s\u00e1l), pohupovala ko\u0161\u00ed\u010dkem a \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee cel\u00fd ve\u010der l\u00ed\u010d\u00ed na vlka a nakonec chytila opici.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Kr\u00e1sn\u00e1, t\u011bhotn\u00e1 blond\u00fdnka skon\u010dila p\u0159i vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed na t\u0159et\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b, co\u017e ji rozru\u0161ilo a p\u0159\u00edmo na s\u00e1le porodila. Baseta. \u0160t\u011bn\u011b se m\u00e1 \u010dile k sv\u011btu a novope\u010den\u00e1 maminka po\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 u baru, nehled\u011b na zdrav\u00ed sv\u00e9ho potomka. Pro medaili za druh\u00e9 m\u00edsto si jde kr\u00e1tk\u00fdmi kr\u016f\u010dky, s nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed mo\u017enou eleganc\u00ed a \u00fasm\u011bvem, jen\u017e by si p\u0159\u00e1la kdejak\u00e1 filmov\u00e1 hv\u011bzda, kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 gej\u0161a. Vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed prvn\u00edho m\u00edsta n\u00e1s nep\u0159ekvapilo. Neandrt\u00e1lec si ho zaslou\u017eil. P\u00e1r jedinc\u016f to p\u0159eci jen zasko\u010dilo. Endur\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 banda se nezd\u00e1la b\u00fdti unesena Danov\u00fdmi nohami, ale preferovala jin\u00e9 hodnoty. Za v\u0161echny vyj\u00e1d\u0159il svoji touhu po p\u0159ehodnocen\u00ed v\u00fdsledk\u016f Hans v\u00fdk\u0159ikem do mikrof\u00f3nu: ,,Bonye M kozy ven!! \u201c . Co\u017e mu sice neklaplo, ale u mikrof\u00f3nu se mu zal\u00edbilo. Luffa si druh\u00fd den st\u011b\u017eovala, \u017ee bude pot\u0159eba po t\u00e9hle akci desinfikovat mikrof\u00f3ny. A to n\u00e1m kapela v\u011bnovala v\u00fdd\u011blek dne\u0161n\u00edho ve\u010dera na letn\u00ed d\u011bc\u00e1ck\u00fd t\u00e1bor.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Ned\u011bln\u00ed r\u00e1no bylo jako jin\u00e1 ned\u011bln\u00ed r\u00e1na. N\u011bkdo se ptal, co se d\u011blo, n\u011bkdo \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee se to d\u00edt nemohlo, bo si to nepamatuje. A co si nepamatuje, to se nestalo. Nakl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed motorek, trochu pov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed, lou\u010den\u00ed, odjezdy.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">T\u00edm by mohlo b\u00fdt leto\u0161n\u00ed HH uzav\u0159eno. A co bude d\u00e1l? Uvid\u00edme \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; T\u0159eba to letos vyjde. T\u0159eba nebude za\u010d\u00e1tek b\u0159ezna zasyp\u00e1n haldami sn\u011bhu jako vloni. T\u0159eba se d\u00e1 do Hab\u0159\u00ed pozvat p\u00e1r nadr\u017een\u00fdch end\u016f\u016frist\u016f (nadr\u017een\u00fdch na enduro \ud83d\ude42 ), vymyslet pro n\u011b n\u011bjakou zaj\u00edmavou trasu, n\u011bjak\u00fd ten \u00fakol a zorganizovat z\u00e1vod s n\u00e1zvem ,,Habersk\u00e9 hoWno\u201c Klaplo to, sn\u011b\u017en\u00fd mu\u017e\u00edk si dal pauzu, srnky nebyly vystresovan\u00e9 dlouh\u00fdm [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[29,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1211"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6661,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions\/6661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}