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\u017de pr\u00fd je V\u00edde\u0148 v \u010dase p\u0159edv\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm kr\u00e1sn\u00e1. \u017de pr\u00fd tam va\u0159\u00ed skv\u011bl\u00fd pun\u010d. \u017de stoj\u00ed za to, V\u00edde\u0148 vid\u011bt, pun\u010d pop\u00edt.<\/p>\n
N\u00e9, \u017ee bychom v\u0161emu v\u011b\u0159ili, ale stejn\u011b mus\u00edme vykonat kontrolu na na\u0161em v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9m konzul\u00e1tu, tak spoj\u00edme p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 s u\u017eite\u010dn\u00fdm.<\/p>\n
P\u00e1r dn\u00ed p\u0159ed na\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdpravou l\u00e9taj\u00ed maily mezi Hab\u0159\u00edm a V\u00eddn\u00ed. P\u00ed\u0161eme Alexovi, a\u0165 n\u00e1m nic nechyst\u00e1, \u017ee j\u00eddlo p\u0159ivezeme. V\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e1 sekce Habersk\u00fdch motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f si ned\u00e1 \u0159\u00edct a p\u00ed\u0161e, \u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 j\u00eddlo vozit nem\u00e1me, \u017ee v\u0161eho bude dost, \u017ee hlad m\u00edt nebudeme, a a\u0165 se opova\u017eujeme n\u011bco vozit! Haber\u0161t\u00ed nedbaj\u00ed a Ficcus zach\u00e1z\u00ed dokonce tak daleko, \u017ee ob\u011btuje p\u0159edek sv\u00e9ho slu\u017eebn\u00edho vozu a sr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed rovnou DV\u011a srny jednou ranou. Gul\u00e1\u0161ek je nava\u0159en, bramborov\u00e9 placky usma\u017eeny, dort upe\u010den……m\u016f\u017eeme v\u0161e nalo\u017eit do aut (na motorky je p\u0159eci jen zima) a vyrazit.<\/p>\n
Cestu m\u00e1me tro\u0161i\u010dku komplikovanou. Nejprve se Ser\u017ea d\u016frazn\u011b zdr\u00e1h\u00e1 pou\u017e\u00edt svoje auto coby transport pro ob\u0159\u00ed hrnec gul\u00e1\u0161e. Dost\u00e1v\u00e1 vyr\u00e1\u017eku p\u0159i p\u0159edstav\u011b jedin\u00e9 mastn\u00e9 skvrnky a my mu chceme nacpat do auta n\u011bkolik des\u00edtek litr\u016f gul\u00e1\u0161e! Skand\u00e1l! U Ficcus\u016f se p\u0159erovn\u00e1vaj\u00ed spac\u00e1ky, aby se nakonec svezly srnky vozem, kter\u00e9 je usmrtilo.<\/p>\n
Je\u0161t\u011b n\u00e1s m\u00edrn\u011b zdr\u017e\u00ed zaj\u00ed\u017e\u010fka na OMW pro jedin\u00fd konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed druh oleje, kter\u00fd ba\u0161t\u00ed Ser\u017eovo BMW. A je\u0161t\u011b je t\u0159eba ho ihned dol\u00edt. P\u0159i tomhle zdr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1m doch\u00e1z\u00ed, \u017ee zkratka BMW znamen\u00e1 Brzy M\u011bnit Wolej.<\/p>\n
Dost zdr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed, V\u00edde\u0148 \u010dek\u00e1! A s n\u00ed i konzul Alex a t\u011blocvi\u010dna pln\u00e1 j\u00eddla. Vypad\u00e1 to, \u017ee se tu m\u016f\u017eeme zabivakovat na m\u011bs\u00edc.<\/p>\n
Ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b se pokus\u00edme proviant zlikvidovat, ale on vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1, tak se rad\u011bji vyd\u00e1v\u00e1me do ruchu velkom\u011bsta.<\/p>\n
Alex se snadno v\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 do role starostliv\u00e9ho \u0161koln\u00edka, \u0159ekne co, kdy, kde, jak, pro\u010d, vraz\u00ed n\u00e1m v\u0161em do ruky pap\u00edrky s jeho vyti\u0161t\u011bnou adresou, telefonn\u00edm \u010d\u00edslem a \u010dek\u00e1m, kdy vyt\u00e1hne prov\u00e1zek, \u017ee se ho m\u00e1me na vych\u00e1zce dr\u017eet.<\/p>\n
Spolehliv\u011b dohl\u00e9dne na na\u0161e nastoupen\u00ed do tramvaje a n\u00e1sledn\u00e9 vystoupen\u00ed z tramvaje, kdesi ve st\u0159edu velk\u00e9ho m\u011bsta. Jsme vcucnuti do davu a nejl\u00edp se maj\u00ed minificcusky, kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed p\u0159ehled. Chlapi si je posadili za krk..<\/p>\n
Je a\u017e s podivem, \u017ee jsme se mezi mili\u00f3ny sv\u011bt\u00fdlek, tis\u00edci v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch cingrl\u00e1tek, des\u00edtky st\u00e1nk\u016f nepoztr\u00e1celi. N\u011bjak\u00fdm z\u00e1zrakem jsme se na\u0161li u st\u00e1nku s pun\u010dem. Krom\u011b lahodn\u00e9ho obsahu jsme koupili i hrne\u010dky.<\/p>\n
A\u010d mus\u00edme uznat, \u017ee je V\u00edde\u0148 opravdu n\u00e1dhern\u011b na\u010dan\u010dan\u00e1, nic moc n\u00e1s tu nedr\u017e\u00ed. P\u0159eci jen n\u00e1m kouk\u00e1 sl\u00e1ma z bot a nejsme z habersk\u00e9 n\u00e1vsi zvykl\u00ed na ma\u010dk\u00e1n\u00ed, strk\u00e1n\u00ed, fun\u011bn\u00ed podivn\u00fdch individu\u00ed za krk. Pomalu se probojov\u00e1v\u00e1me lidskou \u0159ekou n\u011bkam, kde se budeme moci pohybovat sob\u011bsta\u010dn\u011b ve sm\u011bru, kter\u00fd si sami ur\u010d\u00edme.<\/p>\n
Poda\u0159ilo se a te\u010f, mimo hlavn\u00ed centrum m\u011bsta, si m\u016f\u017eeme p\u0159edv\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed atmosf\u00e9ru vychutnat relativn\u011b v klidu. Na stromech vis\u00ed rozz\u00e1\u0159en\u00e1 \u010derven\u00e1 srd\u00ed\u010dka (fakt jsou V\u00e1noce, i kdy\u017e to vypad\u00e1 na Valent\u00fdna), mnohobarevn\u00e1 cukrlata, u podivn\u011b plastov\u00e9 pern\u00edkov\u00e9 chaloupky vystrkuj\u00ed \u010dum\u00e1\u010dky je\u017eci, zaj\u00ed\u010dci a jin\u00e1 verbe\u017e. I poctiv\u00e9, cihlov\u00e9 budovy maj\u00ed nasv\u00edcen\u00e9 a nazdoben\u00e9 kab\u00e1ty, aby vypadaly jako z cukru a krajek.<\/p>\n
Zrak z toho p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Opou\u0161t\u00edme tedy mumraj a vrac\u00edme se do t\u011blocvi\u010dny k pln\u00fdm stol\u016fm. Ani te\u010f se n\u00e1m neda\u0159\u00ed nad j\u00eddlem vyhr\u00e1t. A to se je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z n\u00e1s sna\u017e\u00ed dostat do formy cvi\u010den\u00edm na kruz\u00edch.<\/p>\n
Docela bez odmlouv\u00e1n\u00ed zal\u00e9h\u00e1me na \u017e\u00edn\u011bnky, kter\u00e9 pan dom\u00e1c\u00ed vybavil na\u0161imi jmenovkami a ply\u0161\u00e1ky. To pr\u00fd proto, abychom se neb\u00e1li m\u00edstn\u00edch stra\u0161idel. Co\u017e o to. Neboj\u00edm se, ale stejn\u011b v\u00edm, \u017ee se mi bude blb\u011b sp\u00e1t. Poka\u017ed\u00e9 m\u00e1m v t\u00e9hle star\u00e9 budov\u011b d\u011bsiv\u00e9 sny.<\/p>\n
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R\u00e1no n\u00e1m p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed k chuti zbytky od ve\u010de\u0159e.<\/p>\n
Alex n\u00e1s pros\u00ed o rychl\u00fd p\u0159esun mimo t\u011blocvi\u010dnu. Odpoledne tu maj\u00ed d\u011bti n\u011bjakou akci a on to mus\u00ed p\u0159ipravit. Radik\u00e1ln\u011b odm\u00edt\u00e1 na\u0161i pomoc a docela r\u00e1d by n\u00e1s u\u017e vid\u011bl n\u011bkde jinde, nebo rad\u011bji nevid\u011bl v\u016fbec. Prost\u011b n\u00e1s vyhazuje \ud83d\ude41 . Ale vylep\u0161uje to t\u00edm, \u017ee s n\u00e1mi vyhazuje i Sv\u011btlanu, kter\u00e1 se o n\u00e1s m\u00e1 postarat. A to se tedy budeme m\u00edt. U\u017e z minule v\u00edme, \u017ee proch\u00e1zka po V\u00eddni se Sv\u011btlanou je z\u00e1\u017eitek. Ona m\u00e1 v mal\u00ed\u010dku znalosti o ka\u017ed\u00e9m zdej\u0161\u00edm kameni, ka\u017ed\u00e9 cihle. A je\u0161t\u011b o tom um\u00ed p\u011bkn\u011b pov\u00eddat.<\/p>\n
Asi ji bylo jasn\u00e9, \u017ee dnes n\u00e1s histori\u00ed moc nenadchne. Zam\u00ed\u0159ila rovnou p\u0159ed chr\u00e1m Karlskirche. Ale ani trochu proto, aby n\u00e1m \u0159ekla, \u017ee tenhle nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed barokn\u00ed chr\u00e1m na sever od Alp, nechal postavit roku 1716 Karel VI. na po\u010dest italsk\u00e9ho duchovn\u00edho, Svat\u00e9ho Karla Boromejsk\u00e9ho. Onen duchovn\u00ed se v\u011bnoval ob\u011btem moru, co\u017e bylo v t\u00e9 dob\u011b ve V\u00eddni kon\u00e1n\u00ed velmi d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9. To n\u00e1m Sv\u011btlana zatajila, ale naopak n\u00e1s upozornila, \u017ee se tady nej\u010dasn\u011bji otev\u00edraj\u00ed st\u00e1nky s pun\u010dem. Za tento n\u00e1pad jsme ji zapsali velk\u00e9, v\u00fdznamn\u00e9 plus.<\/p>\n
P\u0159ed Karlskirche byla vybudovan\u00e1 mal\u00e1, p\u0159enosn\u00e1 farma. V\u0161ude spousty sl\u00e1my, chlupat\u00fdch ovc\u00ed, chlupat\u00fdch koz, chlupat\u00fdch prasat. No fakt! Nevid\u011bli jste chlupat\u00e9 prase? Je\u010fte do V\u00eddn\u011b!<\/p>\n
Cel\u00e1 atrakce zaujala nejv\u00edc Fijiho. Lucky o\u0159\u00ed\u0161ek (tedy pard\u00f3n! k\u0159\u00ed\u017eenec retr\u00edvra s pitbulem) l\u00edtal ve sl\u00e1m\u011b, jakoby m\u011bl nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed spot\u0159ebu pun\u010de. A to tedy nem\u011bl. Je je\u0161t\u011b mladistv\u00ed! Okoun\u011bj\u00edc\u00edch, \u010di si s Fijim hraj\u00edc\u00edch je tolik, \u017ee jsme m\u011bli vyb\u00edrat vstupn\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Postupn\u011b, na mnoha zdej\u0161\u00edch, kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch v\u011b\u017e\u00ed odbimbalo poledne a \u0159eklo n\u00e1m, \u017ee m\u00e1me hlad, a\u010d jsme ho rozhodn\u011b m\u00edt nem\u011bli, po tom co jsme do sebe nacpali. I p\u0159es srdceryvn\u00fd Fijiho pl\u00e1\u010d opou\u0161t\u00edme sl\u00e1mu, prasata, kozy a m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme k restauraci Bamboo. P\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1 se Alex, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 hotovo, u\u017e n\u00e1s rozhodn\u011b nechce vyhodit a slibuje n\u00e1m n\u00e1ramn\u00e9 hody. Uji\u0161\u0165ujeme ho, \u017ee hody za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me od na\u0161eho p\u0159\u00edjezdu.<\/p>\n
Na pln\u00e9 \u017ealudky zapom\u00edn\u00e1me p\u0159i pohledu na n\u011bkolik druh\u016f mas, mo\u0159sk\u00fdch potvor, zeleniny, ovoce, p\u0159\u00edloh, n\u011b\u010deho, co nev\u00edm co je, a co jsem nikdy nesly\u0161ela, \u017ee by se dalo j\u00edst. Postupn\u011b si nakl\u00e1d\u00e1me tal\u00ed\u0159e a odn\u00e1\u0161\u00edme \u0161\u00e9fkucha\u0159i, aby n\u00e1m ty potvory uklohnil. VYNIKAJ\u00cdC\u00cd! Tady bych cht\u011bla ob\u011bdvat alespo\u0148 \u010dtrn\u00e1ct dn\u00ed, abych v\u0161echno ochutnala.<\/p>\n
S posledn\u00edm soustem na tal\u00ed\u0159\u00edch se pomalu bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1\u0161 odjezd. N\u00e9, \u017ee by se n\u00e1m odtud cht\u011blo, ale stejn\u011b u\u017e n\u00e1m tu nic nedaj \ud83d\ude42 .<\/p>\n
Nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e se p\u0159esunout k aut\u016fm, navalit nacpan\u00e1 b\u0159icha do seda\u010dek, zadat do GPS: dom\u016f, a vyrazit.<\/p>\n
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Jo, a abych nezapomn\u011bla. Vlastn\u011b jsme sem nejeli ba\u0161tit a nal\u00e9vat se. Jeli jsme na kontrolu!<\/p>\n
Bylo zji\u0161t\u011bno, \u017ee konzul absolutn\u011b nespolupracuje! \u0158ekne-li se mu, \u017ee nem\u00e1 p\u0159ipravovat \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 j\u00eddlo, p\u0159iprav\u00ed poho\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed pro 58 osob! (p\u0159ijelo n\u00e1s 12).<\/p>\n
K plusu je mu p\u0159ips\u00e1no, \u017ee se pokusil o vyv\u011b\u0161en\u00ed cedulky ,,Konzul\u00e1t Motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f z Hab\u0159\u00ed\u201c. Jen mu to zhatilo veden\u00ed \u0161koly. Pr\u00fd se pod n\u00e1pis: ,,C\u00edrkevn\u00ed \u0161kola\u201c n\u011bjak nehod\u00ed to na\u0161e logo s lebkou \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Tak\u017ee je t\u0159eba vyslovit na\u0161emu velvyslanci velik\u00e9 d\u00edky. Za v\u0161e.<\/p>[Not a valid template]","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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