{"id":896,"date":"2009-10-15T17:48:04","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T16:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?page_id=896"},"modified":"2015-03-22T14:45:51","modified_gmt":"2015-03-22T13:45:51","slug":"traktorijada-11102009","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?page_id=896","title":{"rendered":"Traktorij\u00e1da 11.10.2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u010cern\u00e9 z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed 2009 v Hab\u0159\u00ed \u0159\u00e1dilo zlou rukou, vy\u0159adilo z motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch akc\u00ed n\u011bkter\u00e9 jedince, kte\u0159\u00ed potkali tu jak\u00e9hosi mlad\u00edka neznaj\u00edc\u00edho zna\u010dku: ,,dej p\u0159ednost v j\u00edzd\u011b\u201c, tu potuluj\u00edc\u00ed se srnku po silnici, \u010di kruh\u00e1\u010d stoj\u00edc\u00ed tam, kde by ho motork\u00e1\u0159 ne\u010dekal.<br \/>\nA tak nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e zanechat \u0161roty motorek v gar\u00e1\u017e\u00edch a vyt\u00e1hnout stroje jin\u00e9, pon\u011bkud bezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. A \u017ee traktor\u016f, trakt\u016frk\u016f, seka\u010dek je v Hab\u0159\u00ed snad dokonce v\u00edc, ne\u017e motork\u00e1\u0159\u016f je vcelku jasn\u00e9 co s t\u00edm. Uspo\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1me z\u00e1vody, uspo\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1me<strong> TRAKTORIJ\u00c1DU<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.volny.cz\/danb\/traktoriada.wmv' >Traktorij\u00e1da video<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ned\u011bln\u00ed poledn\u00ed klid byl tedy naru\u0161en hukotem siln\u00fdch stroj\u016f.<br \/>\nZa v\u00fdhr\u016f\u017en\u00e9ho bzukotu vl\u00edtla do Hab\u0159\u00ed letka nadupan\u00fdch, kv\u00edtkovick\u00fdch seka\u010dek. Vypadaj\u00ed, p\u00e1nov\u00e9, nat\u011b\u0161en\u011b, jako by n\u00e1m to cht\u011bli nandat. Rampa gazuje natolik, \u017ee se mu jeho ma\u0161ina dokonce stav\u00ed na zadn\u00ed. Muf, p\u0159edpokl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed tenhle probl\u00e9m zat\u00ed\u017eil p\u0159edek seka\u010dky sv\u00e9 a tak, na rozd\u00edl od Rampy, jezd\u00ed po \u010dty\u0159ech. (<em>edit: To jsem to tedy od Mufa schytala! Pr\u00fd jeho stroj nem\u016f\u017ee jezdit po \u010dty\u0159ech. Z jednoho prost\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu. Jeho stroj nem\u00e1 4 kola, n\u00fdbr\u017e pouze 3. Bejk se s n\u00edm h\u00e1dal, \u017ee ho vid\u011bl jezdit i po p\u011bti, ale Muf to z\u00e1sadn\u011b pop\u00edr\u00e1. A je\u0161t\u011b se mi sna\u017eil vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee nezat\u00ed\u017eil p\u0159edek, ale zadek. Z toho vypl\u00fdv\u00e1, \u017ee m\u00e1-li Muf zat\u00ed\u017een\u00fd zadek nestav\u00ed se na zadn\u00ed. No nev\u00edm&#8230;&#8230;)<\/em><br \/>\nP\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed Kamil s vytun\u011bn\u00fdm traktorem, na n\u011bm\u017e m\u00e1 vzadu reproduktory a aby snad n\u011bkdo nebyl na pochyb\u00e1ch, co \u017ee to je, jsou ozna\u010deny n\u00e1pisem:,, REPR\u00c1KY HIER\u201c<br \/>\nI jin\u00e9 n\u00e1pisy stoj\u00ed za zm\u00ednku. Nap\u0159\u00edklad Siskin hl\u00e1s\u00e1 do sv\u011bta:,,AIRBAGY NEPOT\u0158EBUJI! UM\u0158U JAKO CHLAP\u201c<br \/>\nI ostatn\u00ed stroje jsou por\u016fznu vytun\u011bny, Honza \u010c\u00ed\u017eek jede na Reb Bull, po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1, \u017ee mu d\u00e1 k\u0159\u00eddla.<br \/>\nZ\u00e1vodn\u00edci si dali takovou pr\u00e1ci s p\u0159\u00edpravou, \u017ee nez\u00e1vid\u00edm porot\u011b boduj\u00edc\u00ed estetick\u00fd dojem.<br \/>\nBohou\u0161 si nic nep\u0159ipravoval, prost\u011b jen ze star\u00e9ho paroh\u00e1\u010de, stoj\u00edc\u00edho l\u00e9ta ve stodole odmetl ty nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed kusy sl\u00e1my, zprovoznil baterku, \u0161oupnul ji v pap\u00edrov\u00e9 krabici na jednu z t\u011bch zreziv\u011bl\u00fdch trubek, obl\u00e9kl si dlouh\u00fd kab\u00e1t a prastarou kuklu a prost\u011b p\u0159ijel. P\u0159iv\u00edtal ho mohutn\u00fd potlesk a m\u00e1m dojem, \u017ee o v\u00edt\u011bzi estetick\u00e9ho dojmu je rozhodnuto.<\/p>\n<p>Kone\u010dn\u011b m\u016f\u017eeme na start. N\u00e9, vlastn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b ne, je\u0161t\u011b je t\u0159eba proj\u00edt technickou p\u0159ej\u00edmkou.<br \/>\nFiccus kontroluje zda houka\u010dka houk\u00e1, st\u011bra\u010de st\u00edraj\u00ed, blinkry blikaj\u00ed. Jak\u00e9 je jeho p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, \u017ee se ze v\u0161ech 15ti stroj\u016f opravdu nalezl jeden, kter\u00fd v\u0161echna kriteria spl\u0148oval. Pravda, ne\u017e Honza Slav\u00ed\u010dk\u016f donutil st\u011bra\u010de st\u00edrat, chvilku to trvalo. Musel nejd\u0159\u00edv nal\u00e9zt ty spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 kabely a spojit je. Ostatn\u00ed sl\u00edbili, \u017ee do p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b sv\u00e9 seka\u010dky \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b vybav\u00ed.<br \/>\nAby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, m\u011b\u0159il jim Ficcus tlak v kolech na jedn\u00e9 n\u00e1prav\u011b.<br \/>\nV p\u016fvodn\u00edm pl\u00e1nu bylo, \u017ee rozd\u00edl dofoukaj\u00ed pumpi\u010dkou. No ale nalezn\u011bte na vsi funguj\u00edc\u00ed pumpi\u010dku. Ka\u017ed\u00fd v\u00e1m na dotaz, zda toto funk\u010dn\u00ed n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00ed vlastn\u00ed, odpov\u00ed:,, Bl\u00e1zn\u00ed\u0161, na co? m\u00e1m kompresor\u201c. A tak m\u00edsto fouk\u00e1n\u00ed kol pumpi\u010dkou, nafukovali gumov\u00e9 rukavice pusou.<\/p>\n<p>Tak a te\u010f u\u017e opravdu start. Luffa odm\u00e1vne ka\u017ed\u00e9ho z\u00e1vodn\u00edka \u010derven\u00fdm praporkem do prvn\u00ed eRzeTy. A z\u00e1vodn\u00edk vyraz\u00ed, \u0159\u00edt\u00ed se ukrutnou rychlost\u00ed po vsi dol\u016f, m\u016f\u017ee si ruce ukroutit, jak se sna\u017e\u00ed vybrat slalom mezi PET lahvemi. Dole u zdravotnice Martiny si oddechne, \u017ee nic neporazil (na rozd\u00edl od jak\u00e9hosi d\u011bduly v \u017eigul\u00edku, kter\u00fd p\u0159es ob\u0159\u00ed cedul\u00ed pod Hab\u0159\u00edm a upozorn\u011bn\u00ed hl\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed Martiny n\u00e1m ku\u017eely t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 rozmetal). Sl\u00e1vka zodpov\u011bdn\u011b p\u0159em\u011b\u0159uje ka\u017ed\u00fd traktor, aby rozestavila ku\u017eely spravedliv\u011b, kr\u00e1sn\u011b ji to jde, jen nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b z\u00edr\u00e1, kdy\u017e se na dr\u00e1hu, p\u0159ipravenou pro velk\u00fd traktor, v\u0159\u00edt\u00ed Bejkovo miniformulka.<br \/>\n\u00da\u017easn\u00fd pohled je i na J\u00e9\u0148u. Mamin\u010din klobou\u010dek mu ob\u010das br\u00e1n\u00ed ve v\u00fdhledu, ale to nevad\u00ed, jede poslepu a z\u00e1sadn\u011b neub\u00edr\u00e1 plyn.<br \/>\nU Martiny se z\u00e1vodn\u00edci oto\u010d\u00ed a u\u017e pomalu a elegantn\u011b (jak kdo) proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed slalom zp\u011bt nahoru, p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed k Pepovi a pokou\u0161\u00ed se zaparkovat p\u0159esn\u011b ve st\u0159edu mezi bo\u010dn\u00edmi zar\u00e1\u017ekami a metr p\u0159ed zar\u00e1\u017ekou p\u0159edn\u00ed. Najde se i \u010dlov\u011bk s t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 dokonal\u00fdm odhadem. Zaparkoval s rozd\u00edlem jednoho centimetru.<br \/>\nU Pepy si je\u0161t\u011b vyst\u0159el\u00ed ze vzduchovky a jedou d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>A pak se m\u00edrn\u011b oros\u00ed, pon\u011bvad\u017e je stav\u00ed \u010derven\u00e9 sv\u011btlo, modr\u00e1 uniforma, p\u0159\u00edsn\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159 a cedule ALKOHOL TEST. V modr\u00e9 uniform\u011b se v\u016fbec neusm\u00edv\u00e1 Al\u010da. Naopak se r\u00e1zn\u011b \u017eene ke ka\u017ed\u00e9mu stroji a dotazuje, zda \u0159idi\u010d p\u0159ed j\u00edzdou po\u017eil alkohol. V\u0161ichni zap\u00edraj\u00ed, jen Bohou\u0161 hrd\u011b odv\u011bt\u00ed, \u017ee ANO: Ale nakonec p\u0159ejde nata\u017eenou gumu jako akrobat. Nezav\u00e1hal, nezakol\u00edsal, vejce mu ze l\u017e\u00edce neupadlo. Neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9.<br \/>\n<em>( P\u0159i dotazech, zda si n\u011bkdo pamatuje n\u011bjak\u00e9 hl\u00e1\u0161ky z akce, mi Siskinka napsala k tomuto \u00fakolu, \u017ee: ,,Alena pra\u0161tila Kamila pl\u00e1ca\u010dkou p\u0159es prdel, a\u017e mu spadlo vejce\u201c. To jen tak, abyste v\u011bd\u011bli \ud83d\ude42 ).<\/em><br \/>\nJo, a mus\u00edm podotknout, \u017ee jsem na akci p\u0159ipravila deset vajec a doufala, \u017ee budou sta\u010dit. Nakonec se nerozbilo ani jedin\u00e9! (I Kamil to pl\u00e1cnut\u00ed ust\u00e1l a vejce v letu chytil). Bu\u010f alkohol test v t\u00e9hle form\u011b nefunguje, a nebo nikdo opravdu nic nepil. Ale co ten Bohou\u0161, \u017ee jo?!<\/p>\n<p>A pak n\u00e1\u0161 z\u00e1vodn\u00edk p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed ke Ka\u010dence, dost\u00e1v\u00e1 od n\u00ed ko\u0161\u00edk, p\u0159\u00edkaz jet po f\u00e1bork\u00e1ch, ko\u0161\u00edk naplnit tr\u00e1vou, splnit v c\u00edli nezn\u00e1m\u00e9m napsan\u00fd \u00fakol a co nejrychleji se vr\u00e1tit zp\u011bt. Jde o druhou eRzeTu. A aby to nem\u011bl tak jednoduch\u00e9, mus\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r metr\u016f p\u0159ev\u00e9zt kel\u00edmek napln\u011bn\u00fd vodou a nevybryndat.<br \/>\nJen Bohou\u0161ovi Ka\u010denka \u0159ekla, \u017ee m\u00e1 jet na parcelu pod Jirku, naj\u00edt ko\u0161\u00edk s \u010d\u00edsly, vybrat dvojku (jeho startovn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo) a p\u0159iv\u00e9zt ji zp\u011bt.<br \/>\nJako t\u0159et\u00ed odstartoval Petr, jak\u00e9 bylo na\u0161e p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, \u017ee se vr\u00e1til jako druh\u00fd se slovy, \u017ee Bohou\u0161e nep\u0159edjel, \u017ee ho prost\u011b v\u016fbec nevid\u011bl. Dobr\u00e1, ztratilo se n\u00e1m startovn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo 2. Nevad\u00ed. M\u00e1me jich je\u0161t\u011b 14.<br \/>\nStart druh\u00e9 eRzeTy n\u00e1m trochu blokuje Pe\u0165a se sv\u00fdm piditrakt\u016frkem. Nestartuje to, mrcha, nestartuje. Nastartuje mu to Kamil ze sv\u00e9ho ,,repr\u00e1ky hier\u201c a  nebylo to poprv\u00e9.<br \/>\nMezi v\u011bt\u0161\u00edmi stroji se proplete miniformulka s trpasl\u00edkem za volantem. Bejk zvolil ke sv\u00e9mu stroji spr\u00e1vn\u00fd dopln\u011bk a te\u010f, se sv\u00fdm \u0161pi\u010dat\u00fdm kloboukem, vypad\u00e1 jako l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed motorov\u00fd trpajzl\u00edk. Vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed na cestu a jen tak si pomysl\u00edm, \u017ee to s t\u00edm kafemlejnkem nem\u016f\u017ee vyjet. Podcenila jsem ho, odchytl za vs\u00ed hordu dorostenc\u016f, donutil je (nev\u00edm jak a v\u011bd\u011bt to nechci \ud83d\ude42 ) k v\u00fdkon\u016fm neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fdm. Vytla\u010dili ho na kopec a je\u0161t\u011b mu pr\u00fd natrhali tr\u00e1vu do ko\u0161\u00edku. Zp\u011bt do vsi u\u017e ho tla\u010dit nemuseli. Zp\u011bt do vsi se naopak v\u0159\u00edtil nadzvukovou rychlost\u00ed. Div \u017ee nesrazil Siskinku. Ale ona si ho za to \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b vychutnala. Fofrem ( jsme st\u00e1le v eRzeT\u011b, vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te?) ho nahnala ke stolku s jak\u00fdmsi ud\u011bl\u00e1tkem. M\u011bl z t\u00e1cku vybrat tu spr\u00e1vnou matku a na\u0161roubovat ji na ten spr\u00e1vn\u00fd \u0161roub. Jo, a mezi t\u011bmi matkami byly rozsyp\u00e1ny nap\u00edn\u00e1\u010dky, aby to bylo z\u00e1\u017eivn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Alespo\u0148 pro div\u00e1ky.<br \/>\nPak vysypal natrhanou tr\u00e1vu do kole\u010dka, odevzdal \u010d\u00edslo z c\u00edle nezn\u00e1m\u00e9ho, Ka\u010denka mu stopla \u010das a kone\u010dn\u011b mohl j\u00edt na pivo. Tedy mohl?! Ne, musel! Vypit\u00ed p\u016fllitru piva \u010di vody na \u010das byla c\u00edlov\u00e1 discipl\u00edna.<br \/>\nA to asi tu\u0161il Bohou\u0161 a na\u0161el se. Pr\u00fd n\u011bkde zabloudil, vyboural se, ale te\u010f je zp\u011bt a chce sout\u011b\u017eit.<br \/>\nPit\u00ed piva moc nezvl\u00e1dl Siskin. Pop\u00edjel ten p\u016fllitr snad dv\u011b minuty. Pr\u00fd to bylo studen\u00e9, tak mu to nejelo. No, ono to nebylo pivo, ale Birell, tak proto asi ta nechu\u0165 :-).<br \/>\nZa to mla\u010foch Pe\u0165a pr\u00fd pivo vdechl, ani nemrkl.<\/p>\n<p>Je dobojov\u00e1no.<br \/>\nU\u017e jen spo\u010d\u00edtat v\u00fdsledky. Celkov\u00fd dojem naprosto s nadhledem vyhr\u00e1l Bohou\u0161. Ani to mu ale ve fin\u00e1le nepomohlo.<\/p>[Not a valid template]<p>A jak to dopadlo? Je to d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9? Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee nen\u00ed. D\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed je, \u017ee se zase u dal\u0161\u00ed pt\u00e1koviny se\u0161la cel\u00e1 ves a spole\u010dn\u011b se pobavila.<\/p>\n<p>Ale dobr\u00e1, tady to m\u00e1te:<\/p>\n<p>1, Honza \u010c\u00ed\u017eek  &#8211; ono to funguje! Red Bull mu dal k\u0159\u00eddla!<br \/>\n2, Petr  (st\u00e1j STS CH.B.)<br \/>\n3, Pe\u0165a<br \/>\n4,- 5, Kamil a Honza Slav\u00ed\u010dek<br \/>\n6, Siskin ( st\u00e1j \u010cMOU\u010e\u00c1K RACING TEAM) a to se vytahoval, \u017ee jede na v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed. Ostuda \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\n7, &#8211; 8, Radek (BEJK) a \u0160em\u00edk ( BIKE TEAM)<br \/>\n9, &#8211; 10, Honza Burger (Kv\u00edtkovick\u00e1 letka) a Muf<br \/>\n11, Rampa (Kv\u00edtkovick\u00e1 letka)<br \/>\n12, J\u00e9\u0148a Hakl<br \/>\n13, Pavel ( st\u00e1j DODO D\u017dIN)<br \/>\n14, Martin<br \/>\n15, Bohou\u0161 ( s velik\u00fdm pod\u011bkov\u00e1n\u00edm za \u00fa\u010dast!)<\/p>\n<p>Po vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed v\u00fdsledk\u016f se objevil jedin\u00fd protest. Od Kamila. 6x startoval Pe\u0165u Liebla, zasluhoval by plusov\u00e9 body.<br \/>\nProtest byl uzn\u00e1n jako opr\u00e1vn\u011bn\u00fd!!!!<br \/>\nA dodate\u010dn\u011b vyhla\u0161uji cenu F\u00c9R PLEJ :-)))!!!!!<br \/>\nKAMILE, JE TV\u00c1, ZASLOU\u017d\u00cd\u0160 SI JI!!!! Gratuluji \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>A te\u010f je\u0161t\u011b spanil\u00e1 j\u00edzda pode ves a t\u011b\u0161it se na dal\u0161\u00ed akci<\/p>\n<p><em>Bar\u010da<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u010cern\u00e9 z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed 2009 v Hab\u0159\u00ed \u0159\u00e1dilo zlou rukou, vy\u0159adilo z motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch akc\u00ed n\u011bkter\u00e9 jedince, kte\u0159\u00ed potkali tu jak\u00e9hosi mlad\u00edka neznaj\u00edc\u00edho zna\u010dku: ,,dej p\u0159ednost v j\u00edzd\u011b\u201c, tu potuluj\u00edc\u00ed se srnku po silnici, \u010di kruh\u00e1\u010d stoj\u00edc\u00ed tam, kde by ho motork\u00e1\u0159 ne\u010dekal. A tak nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e zanechat \u0161roty motorek v gar\u00e1\u017e\u00edch a vyt\u00e1hnout stroje jin\u00e9, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":402,"menu_order":11,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":983,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/896\/revisions\/983"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}