Leto\u0161n\u00ed z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e1 j\u00edzda k Hude\u010dk\u016fm za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 ne\u010dekan\u011b u\u017e v \u00fater\u00fd na Borku. Michal si z n\u00e1s vzal p\u0159\u00edklad, po\u0159\u00eddil novou motorku a na k\u0159tiny n\u00e1dhern\u00e9 Hondy Crosstourer sezval p\u00e1r lid\u00ed. A\u010d byl ve\u010d\u00edrek vskutku vyda\u0159en\u00fd, tak za zm\u00ednku stoj\u00ed hlavn\u011b (Evo promi\u0148, maso, z\u00e1zvorov\u00e1 majda a d\u00fd\u0148ov\u00e1 rol\u00e1da stoj\u00ed za zm\u00ednku samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nadev\u0161e) debata o dnes po\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9m kufru. Vyvolala veselou historku, neb na ot\u00e1zku, co by si Kolou\u0161ci po\u010dali, nem\u00edt na v\u00edkend kufr, Eva prav\u00ed:,,tak bychom jeli s vlakem\u201c, co\u017e rozpout\u00e1 v\u00e1\u0161nivou debatu, kudy se do K\u016fsova dostat po kolej\u00edch, ani\u017e bychom je museli p\u0159ekl\u00e1dat. Debatu je\u0161t\u011b chvilku udr\u017eujeme p\u0159i \u017eivot\u011b \u0159e\u010dmi o nutnosti zakoupit m\u00edstenky a pak pomalu m\u011bn\u00edme t\u00e9ma. Na jak\u00e9? Netu\u0161\u00edm, asi o po\u010das\u00ed, \u010di va\u0159en\u00ed. K nov\u00e9mu t\u00e9matu se Eva nevyjad\u0159uje. Zaduman\u011b ml\u010d\u00ed a asi po deseti minut\u00e1ch ti\u0161e \u0161pitne.,, j\u00e1 ne\u0159ekla S VLAKEM, ale S VAKEM\u201c. Tak\u017ee dobr\u00fd, t\u00e9ma po\u010das\u00ed \u010di va\u0159en\u00ed jde do kelu a Borkem se val\u00ed vlna sm\u00edchu.<\/p>\n
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P\u00e1tek 4. 10. 2019 <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Luffa mi d\u011bl\u00e1 radost, domlouv\u00e1 si s Kamilem vyp\u016fj\u010den\u00ed Star\u00e9 Vr\u00e1ny (\u010dti: star\u00e1 CBF. Ta velk\u00e1 p\u00edsmena nejsou pravopisnou chybou! Prost\u011b se tak jmenuje, a basta!), tak\u017ee bude m\u00edt m\u016fj Mlad\u00fd Holoubek (\u010dti: nov\u00e1 CBF) na cest\u011b dobrou spole\u010dnost a j\u00e1 mo\u017en\u00e1 ob\u010das zam\u00e1\u010dknu nostalgickou slzu.<\/p>\n P\u016fl hodiny p\u0159ed pl\u00e1novan\u00fdm srazem v \u010ce\u0161novic\u00edch mi vol\u00e1 Hanka s dotazem, jak jedeme. No jak? Norm\u00e1ln\u011b v motohadrech, po silnici, b\u011b\u017enou rychlost\u00ed\u2026. na co \u017ee se to vlastn\u011b pt\u00e1? No jestli autem a jestli jsme koukli na p\u0159edpov\u011b\u010f po\u010das\u00ed. Ne a ne. Pr\u00fd z\u00e1sadn\u00ed chyba. A zase ne.<\/p>\n V \u010ce\u0161novic\u00edch se v 16,00 sch\u00e1z\u00edme nakonec v\u0161ichni na motork\u00e1ch. Hanka- Suzuki GSR600, Honza- nov\u011b po\u0159\u00edzen\u00fd a dob\u0159e zapit\u00fd Triumf Tiger 1200, Luffa- star\u00e1 dobr\u00e1 Star\u00e1 Vr\u00e1na Honda CBF 1000, Zboud- star\u00e1 dobr\u00e1 Suzuki Bandit 1200, Ficcusovi- star\u00e1, a st\u00e1le neskute\u010dn\u011b kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 Kawasaki ZRX1100, Kolou\u0161ci- nov\u00e1 vyvon\u011bn\u00e1 Honda Crosstourer bez vaku, zato s kufrem, Bar\u010da- nov\u00fd a nem\u00e9n\u011b dob\u0159e zapit\u00fd Nov\u00fd Holoubek Honda CBF1000.<\/p>\n Po natankov\u00e1n\u00ed a vesel\u00e9m poplk\u00e1n\u00ed s bodr\u00fdm pokladn\u00edm vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme a ihned opou\u0161t\u00edme zasekanou hlavn\u00ed 20tku. M\u00ed\u0159\u00edme 145tkou do Netolic a tam odbo\u010dujeme na Bavorov. 142 kolem Helfendurgu do Volyn\u011b se par\u00e1dn\u011b vln\u00ed a had osmi motorek se protahuje kroucenou silni\u010dkou podzimn\u00ed krajinou a mn\u011b se protahuje v p\u0159ilb\u011b huba do \u0161irok\u00e9ho \u00fasm\u011bvu. Dneska by to \u0161lo. Ve Volyni naj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme na hlavn\u00ed 4 a p\u0159ed Strakonicemi se mi huba, po dopadu p\u00e1r prvn\u00edch kapek na p\u0159ilbu, dost\u00e1v\u00e1 do norm\u00e1lu, p\u0159i p\u0159edstav\u011b \u017ee promoknu. To je \u0161patn\u011b, dle chytr\u00fdch mobil\u016f dnes pr\u0161et nem\u00e1, a j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m nepromok. A co v\u00edc, v suchu kufru m\u00e1m jen v\u011bci na span\u00ed, v\u0161e ostatn\u00ed m\u00e1m, vzhledem k p\u0159edpov\u00eddan\u00e9 teplot\u011b, na sob\u011b. Tak\u017ee promoknu-li, budu muset cel\u00fd v\u00edkend prospat. N\u00e9, \u017ee by to nebylo l\u00e1kav\u00e9, ale p\u0159eci jen si od motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9ho v\u00edkendu slibuji n\u011bco v\u00edc. Jako na zavolanou n\u00e1s zastavuje \u010derven\u00e1 na kolej\u00edch. Kdosi jede s vlakem a te\u010f m\u00e1 p\u0159ednost. Jdu k vedouc\u00edmu Honzovi s prosbou o zastaven\u00ed na oble\u010den\u00ed nepromoku. Motork\u00e1\u0159 na K\u00e1T\u00e9eMce stoj\u00edc\u00ed za mnou \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee je to zbyte\u010dn\u00e9, \u017ee pr\u0161et nebude. Pr\u00fd jen na \u0160umav\u011b. No tak tam p\u0159esn\u011b jedem. Tak to jsme pr\u00fd m\u011bli jet \u00fapln\u011b jinudy. No to my v\u00edme, ale pro\u010d bychom se je\u0161t\u011b trochu neprojeli, ne? Znalec po\u010das\u00ed zachov\u00e1 kamennou tv\u00e1\u0159, ale kdesi uvnit\u0159 si mysl\u00ed sv\u00e9. Nech\u00e1me ho v t\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed a stav\u00edme u prvn\u00ed benz\u00ednky. J\u00e1 kv\u016fli navle\u010den\u00ed se do nepromoku, Ficcusovi kv\u016fli rozlou\u010den\u00ed, neb se trhaj\u00ed a jedou v\u00edkend tr\u00e1vit smyslupln\u011bji, a Hanka kv\u016fli dopln\u011bn\u00ed energie. Jestli si hned te\u010f nekousne do su\u0161enky, budou l\u00edtat blesky a to si nikdo z n\u00e1s nep\u0159eje.<\/p>\n Za Strakonicemi naj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme na podzimn\u00ed, v map\u011b b\u00edl\u00e9 silni\u010dky, a bez de\u0161t\u011b proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme zvln\u011bnou krajinou, u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch v\u00fdhled\u016f a pohodov\u00e9 j\u00edzdy. Jen m\u011b tro\u0161i\u010dku rozhod\u00ed pohled na bandu myslivc\u016f, \u010d\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00ed okolo kosen\u00e9ho kuku\u0159i\u010dn\u00e9ho pole na \u010dun\u00edky. M\u00ed\u0159\u00ed pohledy na n\u00e1s, m\u00edsto na hroz\u00edc\u00ed \u0161t\u011btinat\u00e9 nebezpe\u010d\u00ed. Takhle by se na silnici mezi motorky dostalo minim\u00e1ln\u011b dvacet chrochtaj\u00edc\u00edch z\u00e1drhel\u016f, ne\u017e by si jich myslivci v\u0161imli. A Luffa jde je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1l. Hlavou j\u00ed prob\u011bhla my\u0161lenka, \u017ee kdy\u017e ji neskol\u00ed \u010dun\u00edk, tak j\u00ed st\u0159el\u00ed myslivec. Neskoleni, nest\u0159eleni doj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme do Vacova a p\u0159es Stachy do K\u016fsova k Hude\u010dk\u016fm. Jura s V\u011brkou n\u00e1s nad\u0161en\u011b v\u00edtaj\u00ed a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee je to nad\u0161en\u00ed b\u011bhem v\u00edkendu neopust\u00ed.<\/p>\n Ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed tentokr\u00e1t prob\u011bhlo bez probl\u00e9mu, nikdo se nikomu ciz\u00edmu do pokoje nevt\u00edrnul a m\u016f\u017eeme se sej\u00edt na vyhl\u00e1\u0161enou hru\u0161kovici v n\u00e1dhern\u011b vylad\u011bn\u00e9 j\u00eddeln\u011b. Nez\u016fstalo u hru\u0161kovice, p\u0159idalo se n\u011bjak\u00e9 to pivo a hlavn\u011b mana nebesk\u00e1. Kdo kdy u Jury cokoliv jedl, v\u00ed, o \u010dem p\u00ed\u0161i. Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed kucha\u0159 upe\u010de kr\u016ftu s brknedl\u00edkem a \u0161pen\u00e1tem, ale Jura vytvo\u0159\u00ed mistrovsk\u00e9 d\u00edlo: KR\u016eTU S BRKNEDL\u00cdKEM A \u0160PEN\u00c1TEM! No tak jsem si p\u0159id\u00e1vala, no a co! V\u0161ak jsem nebyla sama, \u017ee ne? A kdo si u Jury nep\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1, a\u0165 hod\u00ed kamenem.<\/p>\n ,,A pro\u010d jste vlastn\u011b nejeli s vlakem?\u201c Nev\u00edm, kdo cht\u011bl b\u00fdt vtipn\u00fd a polo\u017eil Kolouch\u016fm tuto ot\u00e1zku. Ale naprosto p\u0159esn\u011b v\u00edm, jak Eva zareagovala. Vynd\u00e1v\u00e1 vak, vlastn\u011b v\u00e1\u010dek, a z n\u011bj koleje a vlak, nebo-li kolejni\u010dky a vl\u00e1\u010dek. Za zvuk\u016f \u00fader\u016f na\u0161ich spadl\u00fdch brad na d\u0159evo stolu stav\u00ed mezi p\u016fllitry a pan\u00e1ky \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed dr\u00e1hu po n\u00ed\u017e pos\u00edl\u00e1 ma\u0161inku Toma s vag\u00f3nkem na uhl\u00ed. Horko t\u011b\u017eko posb\u00edr\u00e1me na\u0161e spadl\u00e9 brady z pod stolu a d\u00e1v\u00e1me se do sm\u00edchu. Tak to jo! Takhle by to \u0161lo! Fakt klobouk dol\u016f p\u0159ed skv\u011bl\u00fd n\u00e1padem.<\/p>\n A\u0165 u\u017e v tuto chv\u00edli \u0159ekl, \u010di ud\u011blal kdokoliv cokoliv, tak je to ve st\u00ednu \u017eeleznice na stole zapomenuto. I kdy\u017e konkurence je velik\u00e1. Pro\u010d si, nap\u0159\u00edklad, Hanka zkou\u0161\u00ed Jurovo boty? Pom\u011b\u0159uje si, kolikr\u00e1t se do nich vejde? Jurovo v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed uzn\u00e1, a\u017e kdy\u017e v jeho v\u00e1lence neohne koleno. Zapadne do nich a\u017e po\u2026. no nad koleno. A nelze pominout ani Jurovo n\u00e1zor na na\u0161eho cherub\u00edna Michala. Prd cherub\u00ednek. Ryz\u00ed zarostl\u00fd \u0161umav\u00e1k to je! A m\u00e1\u0161 to, and\u00edlku!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dobrou noc, dnes ujeto skv\u011bl\u00fdch 115 km<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sobota 5. 10. 2019 <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Venku pr\u0161\u00ed. Ano, to n\u00e1m v\u0161ichni p\u0159edpov\u00eddali. Bu\u010fme r\u00e1di, \u017ee nesn\u011b\u017e\u00ed. Nepr\u0161\u00ed a nesn\u011b\u017e\u00ed v j\u00eddeln\u011b a tak si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me skv\u011bl\u00e1 \u0161umavsk\u00e1 vaj\u00ed\u010dka a ostatn\u00ed ingredience luxusn\u00ed Hude\u010dkovic sn\u00eddan\u011b. A po sn\u00eddani se d\u011bl\u00edme na dv\u011b skupiny. Drsn\u00ed motork\u00e1\u0159i posed\u00e1vaj\u00ed v pln\u00e9 poln\u00ed v t\u011blocvi\u010dn\u011b a \u010dekaj\u00ed na sv\u00e9 vym\u011bkl\u00e9 druhy, povaluj\u00edc\u00ed se v tepl\u00fdch postel\u00edch.<\/p>\n ,,Pro\u010d sem mus\u00edme jezdit na motork\u00e1ch\u201c pt\u00e1 se Hanka. Vcelku jednotn\u011b j\u00ed odpov\u00edd\u00e1me, \u017ee na z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dnou j\u00edzdu by bylo blb\u00fd jet autem. ,,Pro\u010d z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dnou, v\u017edy\u0165 je\u0161t\u011b budeme jezdit pak\u201c ned\u00e1v\u00e1 se. ,,Ne! Pepa \u0159\u00edkal NA V\u00ddTAH!!!\u201c vyhrkneme dvojhlasn\u011b se Zboudem, co\u017e ostatn\u00ed zas rozesm\u011bje. \u017de Pepu poslouch\u00e1m j\u00e1, pova\u017euj\u00ed za norm\u00e1ln\u00ed, ale \u017ee i Zboud?<\/p>\n Eva pro n\u00e1s m\u00e1 jak\u00e9si p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed ve Stach\u00e1ch a vcelku byst\u0159e p\u0159ehodnocuje pl\u00e1n. Dopoledne pr\u0161et nem\u00e1, odpoledne ano. Tak\u017ee dopoledne jezd\u00edme a odpoledne se nech\u00e1me p\u0159ekvapit. Jsou jedinci, kte\u0159\u00ed se sna\u017e\u00ed pl\u00e1n naru\u0161it: ,,Pr\u0161et nebude!\u201c ,,Aha, tak\u017ee bude sn\u011b\u017eit.\u201c<\/p>\n Nesn\u011b\u017e\u00ed, tak ke stroj\u016fm a na silnice pln\u00e9 klouzav\u00e9ho list\u00ed a bl\u00e1ta. Kudy jedeme? Netu\u0161\u00edm. A rozhodn\u011b netu\u0161\u00ed ani Honza a u\u017e v\u016fbec ne jeho \u0161ochtli\u010dka. M\u011bla jasn\u011b d\u00e1no: Stachy 122, co\u017e jsou cel\u00e9 \u010dty\u0159i kilometry od Jury. Naj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme kilometr\u016f n\u011bjak\u00fdch sto a \u0161ochtli\u010dka cel\u00fd den zu\u0159iv\u011b p\u0159epo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n To n\u00e1m nebr\u00e1n\u00ed si cesty u\u017e\u00edvat. Slun\u00ed\u010dko rozza\u0159uje barevn\u00e9 stromy a duha, na okam\u017eik zv\u011bdav\u011b vykoukl\u00e1, se lekla zimy a rychle se zas schovala. N\u00e9 tak my. Neb nen\u00ed \u0161patn\u00e9ho po\u010das\u00ed, je jen \u0161patn\u011b oble\u010den\u00fd motork\u00e1\u0159. P\u0159edpov\u011b\u010f, \u017ee n\u00e1m bude zima se nenapl\u0148uje. Ona by se i napl\u0148ovala, ale igeli\u0165\u00e1ky narvan\u00fd v bot\u00e1ch, v rukavic\u00edch a kdov\u00ed kde je\u0161t\u011b, j\u00ed to nedovol\u00ed. Op\u011bt se debiln\u011b usm\u00edv\u00e1me, den v sedle si fakt u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me, a \u017ee v nepromok\u00e1ch vypad\u00e1me jako nafouknut\u00e9 jedouc\u00ed sk\u00e1kac\u00ed hrady n\u00e1m v\u016fbec nevad\u00ed. K\u0159i\u017eujeme prachatick\u00fd kraj paletou podzimn\u00edch barev, pod r\u016fznobarevn\u00fdmi mraky v\u0161ech mo\u017en\u00fdch tvar\u016f. Je to prost\u011b n\u00e1dhera. A co hlavn\u011b? Nepr\u0161\u00ed! P\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme do Stach, parkujeme na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed a jdeme na ob\u011bd do hospody u \u0160tampacha.<\/p>\n Pan \u0160tampach jest \u00fakazem. Vypad\u00e1 jako p\u0159est\u00e1rl\u00fd, rozmrzel\u00fd, \u017eivotem opot\u0159ebovan\u00fd tu\u010d\u0148\u00e1k. Vysvl\u00e9ct se z igelitov\u00fdch svr\u0161k\u016f se neobejde beze sm\u00edchu, a kdo zn\u00e1 Hanky sm\u00edch, si um\u00ed p\u0159edstavit, jak ostatn\u00edmu osazenstvu restaurace stydnou \u0159\u00edzky na tal\u00ed\u0159\u00edch, neb jejich majitel\u00e9 nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b z\u00edraj\u00ed s hubami doko\u0159\u00e1n. Jen pan \u0160tampach u\u017e za sv\u016fj dlouh\u00fd \u017eivot vid\u011bl a sly\u0161el v\u0161e a z pomal\u00e9 rovnov\u00e1hy by ho nevyvedl ani z\u00e1stup hejkal\u016f. Trv\u00e1 mu dost dlouho, ne\u017e se \u0161ourav\u00fdm krokem p\u0159ijde zeptat, co si p\u0159ejeme. Nep\u0159ejeme si jednotn\u00e9 j\u00eddlo a t\u00edm mu v tom d\u011bl\u00e1me zmatek. Smutek v jeho o\u010d\u00edch doprov\u00e1z\u00ed ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00fdm povzdechnut\u00edm:,,tak to m\u00e1me na dlouho\u201c. Objedn\u00e1vku osmi j\u00eddel naru\u0161uje zvonek z kuchyn\u011b, na kter\u00fd pan \u0160tampach reaguje je\u0161t\u011b smutn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm pohledem a ne\u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm povzdechnut\u00edm. Po ka\u017ed\u00e9m zvonku se od\u0161our\u00e1 a my op\u011bt vypukneme v sm\u00edch, tentokr\u00e1t nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u00fd. ,,Asi ho bol\u00ed kolena\u201c, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, neb s n\u00edm naprosto c\u00edt\u00edm. ,,Nebol\u00ed\u201c odv\u011bt\u00ed Luffa:,,nem\u016f\u017eou ho bolet kolena, kdy\u017e nem\u00e1 skoro \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd zuby. N\u011bkde jsem \u010detla, \u017ee bolest zub\u016f a kolen souvis\u00ed. Jo a v tom sam\u00fdm \u010dl\u00e1nku jsem se do\u010detla, \u017ee na bolest zad zab\u00edr\u00e1 konzumace tvrd\u00e9ho alkoholu\u201c. P\u0159i prob\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed, koho co bol\u00ed a jak to bude ve\u010der l\u00e9\u010dit si p\u0159eci jen u pana \u0160tampacha, kter\u00e9mu by se v\u00edc hodilo jm\u00e9no Tumpach, nakonec ob\u011bd objedn\u00e1v\u00e1me. Nutno podotknout, \u017ee kan\u010d\u00ed na \u0161\u00edpkov\u00fd, kachna i v\u0161e ostatn\u00ed bylo v\u00fdborn\u00fd. Na\u0161e ozn\u00e1men\u00ed, \u017ee neplat\u00edme dohromady, ale na \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t, pana Tumpacha uvrh\u00e1 do hlubok\u00e9 deprese. Vzm\u016f\u017ee se jen na dal\u0161\u00ed vzdechy a pomal\u00e9 rozhazov\u00e1n\u00ed rukama. A pak to je n\u011bjak takhle: CINK \u2013 vzdech ,,tak nic\u201c od\u0161our\u00e1n\u00ed, p\u0159i\u0161our\u00e1n\u00ed. CINK- vzdech ,,tak zas nic\u201c od\u0161our\u00e1n\u00ed, p\u0159i\u0161our\u00e1n\u00ed \u2026\u2026 a to cel\u00e9 se opakuje n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t. ,,Furt mi \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed: posp\u011b\u0161, zrychli, ale jsem v hospod\u011b, nebo snad na z\u00e1vodech?\u201c vylije si nakonec srd\u00e9\u010dko smutn\u00fd majitel a opou\u0161t\u00edme ho, ani\u017e by se n\u00e1m ho poda\u0159ilo rozveselit.<\/p>\n Jdeme za Evou a po p\u00e1r minut\u00e1ch je jej\u00ed p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed prozrazeno. Jo! Skl\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 hu\u0165. Tak to se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edme ke k\u00fd\u017een\u00fdm vrat\u016fm p\u011bt minut p\u0159ed druhou a z vrat vych\u00e1z\u00ed skl\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd mistr Ji\u0159\u00ed Kozel s man\u017eelkou a pt\u00e1 se, co my tady, \u017ee pr\u00fd m\u00e1 na druhou hodinu skupinku, tak na n\u00e1s nem\u00e1 \u010das. Eva mu byst\u0159e vysv\u011btluje, \u017ee my jsme ta skupinka a cul\u00edkat\u00fd pan mistr na to, \u017ee to je fajn, ale u\u017e se krout\u00ed hlady a jdou se k panu \u0160tampachovi naj\u00edst. Tak te\u010f jsme tumpachov\u00fd my. V\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1me za p\u011bt minut p\u0159ij\u00edt a jde na ob\u011bd? Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m m\u00edt dojem, \u017ee ve Stach\u00e1ch na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed u\u017e nerostou vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00e9 h\u0159iby, ale \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9 houbi\u010dky a m\u00edstn\u00ed je tu spole\u010dn\u011b konzumuj\u00ed. Ale nevad\u00ed, m\u00e1me voln\u00fd den, nikam nechv\u00e1t\u00e1me. Skl\u00e1\u0159\u0161t\u00ed mist\u0159i se hned tak nevr\u00e1t\u00ed, nevym\u011bnili-li b\u011bhem posledn\u00edch deseti minut u \u0160tampach\u016f person\u00e1l, tak jdeme zp\u011bt na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed a tam nach\u00e1z\u00edme skv\u011bl\u00fd azyl von\u00edc\u00ed v\u00fdbornou k\u00e1vou a ne\u010dekanou exotikou. Majitel\u00e9 jsou Arm\u00e9nci maj\u00edc\u00ed tuhle, na prvn\u00ed pohled trochu strohou cukr\u00e1rnu ji\u017e dvacet let. Nejsem ten spr\u00e1vn\u00fd milovn\u00edk k\u00e1vy, tak\u017ee arm\u00e9nsk\u00fd skvost neocen\u00edm, ale ostatn\u00ed a pr\u00fd i spousta dal\u0161\u00edch opravdov\u00fdch odborn\u00edk\u016f, ano. A to tu maj\u00ed i \u0161iroko daleko vyhl\u00e1\u0161enou zmrzlinu, a to v\u0161e t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 za babku. N\u00e9, pan mistr cukr\u00e1\u0159 se nevytahuje, vypad\u00e1 naopak naprosto skromn\u011b a dalo by se \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee a\u017e pla\u0161e a o tich\u00e9 pan\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed ani nemluv\u011b. Oslavn\u00e9 \u00f3dy jsem si pozd\u011bji doma vyhledala na netu. Te\u010f a tady si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me moc p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9ho kl\u00e1bosen\u00ed s mil\u00fdmi lidmi. P\u00e1n n\u00e1m pov\u00edd\u00e1 o rozd\u00edlnosti \u017eivota v Arm\u00e9nii a \u010cech\u00e1ch, vypr\u00e1v\u00ed o p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b, politice, ekonomii a jak \u010dasto ,,dom\u016f\u201c jezd\u00edv\u00e1. Na ot\u00e1zku:,,kudy\u201c odpov\u00edd\u00e1, \u017ee v Bud\u011bjovic\u00edch odbo\u010dit do leva a pak furt d\u00e1l \u010dty\u0159i tis\u00edce kilometr\u016f. Nebezpe\u010dn\u011b n\u00e1s chyt\u00e1 vol\u00e1n\u00ed d\u00e1lek. No nic, a\u010d bychom r\u00e1di, do Arm\u00e9nie nevyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme, ale vrac\u00edme se ke skl\u00e1rn\u011b. Potk\u00e1v\u00e1me najeden\u00e9 majitele a jdeme na prohl\u00eddku sklen\u011bn\u00fdch v\u00e1z, sklenic, zv\u00ed\u0159at, kytek\u2026. jen majitel\u00e9 nevypadaj\u00ed k\u0159ehce a rozbitn\u011b. Ukazuj\u00ed a vysv\u011btluj\u00ed n\u00e1m v\u00fdrobu sklen\u011bn\u00fdch cingrl\u00e1tek a uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee k\u0159ehc\u00ed lid\u00e9 by se u pec\u00ed, m\u00e1vaj\u00edc fouka\u010dkami se \u017ehav\u00fdmi koulemi, asi moc neuplatnili. ,,Tak to poj\u010fme zkazit\u201c pov\u00edd\u00e1 pan mistr a nech\u00e1v\u00e1 Luffu a pak i mne si svoj\u00ed sklenku vyfouknout (te\u010f, po p\u016fl roce ka\u017edodenn\u00edho pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed, mus\u00edm napsat, \u017ee jsme to nezkazily.)<\/p>\n ,,Jak se to vyv\u00edj\u00ed venku?\u201c ,,\u010c\u00edm d\u00e1l t\u00edm stejn\u011b.\u201c ,,Jo, tak\u017ee furt pr\u0161\u00ed.\u201c Je tomu tak, sotva jsme vlezli do vyh\u0159\u00e1t\u00e9 skl\u00e1rny, spustil se venku lij\u00e1k prov\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed celou na\u0161\u00ed prohl\u00eddku a v\u00fdrobu. A v\u011b\u0159me nev\u011b\u0159me, jen co jsme opustili teplo skl\u00e1rny, lij\u00e1k ustal a na \u010dty\u0159ech kilometrech, kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m zb\u00fdvaly k Hude\u010dk\u016fm, nepadla ani kapka, ba ani vlo\u010dka. A sotva n\u00e1s obklopilo bezpe\u010d\u00ed a h\u0159ejiv\u00e1 jistota j\u00eddelny pana Jury a p\u0159iv\u00edtal Pepa, tak\u2026\u2026ano, padaly bobky s h\u00e1kama. Pr\u00fd je to pono\u017ekou, tvrd\u00ed Zboud (viz jedna z b\u00fdval\u00fdch dovolen\u00fdch), ale my v\u00edme, \u017ee to jen Eva naprosto luxusn\u011b vypo\u010d\u00edtala, napl\u00e1novala a na\u010dasovala. Zaslou\u017e\u00ed si tis\u00edc \u017eelvi\u010dek (viz jin\u00e1 z minul\u00fdch dovolen\u00fdch.)<\/p>\n U\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m si zaslou\u017een\u00e9ho odpoledn\u00edho odpo\u010dinku pod dekou, kdy\u017e mi Pepa vtrhne do pokoje:,,Tak j\u00e1 za v\u00e1mi p\u0159ijedu a ty sp\u00ed\u0161, Siskini sp\u00ed, v\u0161ichni sp\u00ed! No to jsem m\u011bl z\u016fstat doma. Koukej vst\u00e1vat! Jo, a Siskiny u\u017e jsem z pepechu taky vyt\u00e1hl. Byli na ostro.\u201c To v\u011bd\u011bt nepot\u0159ebuji, na ostro nejsem, man\u017eela z\u00e1sadn\u011b poslouch\u00e1m ;-), tak\u017ee nerada opou\u0161t\u00edm vyh\u0159\u00e1tou post\u00fdlku a p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m se k t\u00fd band\u011b v j\u00eddeln\u011b.<\/p>\n ,,N\u00e1bytek mi tu st\u011bhujou, ale kopice uhl\u00ed je furt venku na de\u0161ti\u201c mrzout\u00ed se Jura, kdy\u017e se Kolou\u0161ci zm\u00edn\u00ed, \u017ee nejsou na odd\u011blen\u00e9 pelechy zvykl\u00ed, a tak si je srazili.<\/p>\n Kopici uhl\u00ed nikdo ne\u0159e\u0161\u00ed a odpoledne se pomalu ale jist\u011b m\u011bn\u00ed ve ve\u010der. Padaj\u00ed vtipy a plky vcelku zbyte\u010dn\u00e9, ale d\u011blaj\u00edc\u00ed sv\u011bt trochu veselej\u0161\u00edm. No i kdy\u017e\u2026. na zbyte\u010dn\u00e9 diskuzi o tom, \u017ee opot\u0159ebovanost stroje se s\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 s opot\u0159ebovanost\u00ed jezdce nic vesel\u00e9ho nevid\u00edm a v\u0161imla jsem si, \u017ee se ani Zboud zrovna dvakr\u00e1t nebavil.<\/p>\n Jura se n\u00e1s op\u011bt pokou\u0161\u00ed zklidnit j\u00eddlem, ale te\u010f u\u017e jsme tak rozjet\u00ed, \u017ee by musel porazit minim\u00e1ln\u011b dva jeleny, aby od n\u00e1s m\u011bl klid. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed gr\u00e1dy m\u00e1 dnes bezesporu Honza. Pr\u00fd ho d\u011bsn\u011b bol\u00ed z\u00e1da a tak se namazal Jurovo z\u00e1zra\u010dnou mast\u00ed. Netu\u0161\u00edme, co v n\u00ed je, ale fakt z\u00e1zraky um\u00ed. Honzu nic nebol\u00ed, tan\u010d\u00ed, zp\u00edv\u00e1, vym\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed zlep\u0161ov\u00e1ky. Te\u010f t\u0159eba k\u0159\u00ed\u017eovou kytaru. Jak se mu tak p\u0159i pohledu na hraj\u00edc\u00edho Zbouda m\u00edhaj\u00ed struny, tak vymyslel, \u017ee by se p\u0159es ty vodorovn\u00fd nat\u00e1hly je\u0161t\u011b jedny na\u0161torc, na svislo. To by pak byla muzika! A to by mu mohl zahr\u00e1t tu obl\u00edbenou o tom mobilu. No tu\u2026. p\u0159ece tu\u2026.tu\u2026..: HUJAVEJ HUJAVEJ v kr\u00e1li m\u00e1me zast\u00e1n\u00ed, HUJAVEJ HUJAVEJ b\u016fh n\u00e1s ochr\u00e1n\u00ed\u2026.! Tak tohle chce hlubok\u00fd n\u00e1dech. Z\u00e1chvatu sm\u00edchu p\u0159edch\u00e1z\u00ed p\u00e1r vte\u0159in nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u00e9ho ticha. Parta um\u011blc\u016f v prot\u011bj\u0161\u00edm rohu n\u00e1s o\u010dividn\u011b nem\u00e1 r\u00e1da.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n NED\u011aLE 6. 10. 2019<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ned\u011bln\u00ed r\u00e1no je Jury nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st v\u00edkendu. Postupn\u011b plat\u00edme a jeden \u017easne, co v\u0161e se na l\u00edstc\u00edch objevilo. Honza p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed ke sn\u00eddani velmi opatrn\u011b, pomalu, br\u00e1n\u00ed se prud\u0161\u00edm pohyb\u016fm a p\u0159i k\u00fdchnut\u00ed t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 um\u00edr\u00e1. Mast asi p\u0159estala \u00fa\u010dinkovat.<\/p>\n Nepr\u0161\u00ed, nesn\u011b\u017e\u00ed a n\u00e1m se ani moc nechce pakovat. Jdu si d\u00e1t v\u011bci do kufru Star\u00e9 Vr\u00e1ny a Luffa m\u011b odh\u00e1n\u00ed. Aha, j\u00e1 jsem tu na Nov\u00e9m Holoubkovi. Ten jen z\u00edr\u00e1, v jak\u00e9m po\u010das\u00ed se d\u00e1 taky jezdit. Tohle se sv\u00fdm minul\u00fdm vlastn\u00edkem rozhodn\u011b neza\u017eil a pan Vlast\u00edk by asi padl do mdlob, kdyby vid\u011bl v jak nek\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00fdm po\u010das\u00ed jeho vymazlen\u00e1 motorka br\u00e1zd\u00ed \u0161umavsk\u00e9 silnice.<\/p>\n Kone\u010dn\u011b zanech\u00e1me V\u011brku s Jurou v klidu odpo\u010d\u00edvat a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme k domovu.<\/p>\n V \u010cern\u00e9 zaj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed Honza na autobusov\u00fd n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed a Eva hul\u00e1k\u00e1, \u017ee n\u00e9 autobusem, ale vlakem jsme m\u011bli jet. Honza se chce jen zeptat, zda je\u0161t\u011b pojezd\u00edme, \u010di ma\u017eeme rovnou dom\u016f. Nech\u00e1v\u00e1me to na nejslab\u0161\u00edm \u010dl\u00e1nku v\u00fdpravy a t\u00edm je dneska rozhodn\u011b on. Tak\u017ee ma\u017eeme rovnou dom\u016f.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Co dodat?<\/p>\n V\u016fbec netu\u0161\u00edm kolik jsme najeli kil\u00e1k\u016f a je to \u00fapln\u011b jedno. Bylo to nanejv\u00fd\u0161 bezvadn\u00fd zakon\u010den\u00ed sezony. Jo a nev\u00edte n\u011bkdo, pro\u010d m\u00e1m v den\u00ed\u010dku pozn\u00e1mku: Hanka \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: ,,Tak j\u00e1 vypad\u00e1m i j\u00e1\u201c ? J HUJAVEJ HUJAVEJ!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Leto\u0161n\u00ed z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e1 j\u00edzda k Hude\u010dk\u016fm za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 ne\u010dekan\u011b u\u017e v \u00fater\u00fd na Borku. Michal si z n\u00e1s vzal p\u0159\u00edklad, po\u0159\u00eddil novou motorku a na k\u0159tiny n\u00e1dhern\u00e9 Hondy Crosstourer sezval p\u00e1r lid\u00ed. A\u010d byl ve\u010d\u00edrek vskutku vyda\u0159en\u00fd, tak za zm\u00ednku stoj\u00ed hlavn\u011b (Evo promi\u0148, maso, z\u00e1zvorov\u00e1 majda a d\u00fd\u0148ov\u00e1 rol\u00e1da stoj\u00ed za zm\u00ednku samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nadev\u0161e) debata o dnes po\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9m kufru. 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