Nevinn\u00e9 zvol\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00a0jedn\u00e9 z\u00a0habersk\u00fdch gar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed: ,,no to si d\u00e1m rad\u011bji ananasovou \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu, ne\u017e tu p\u00edt tenhle hnus\u201c vyvolalo, jak u\u017e to tak u nevinn\u00fdch zvol\u00e1n\u00ed b\u00fdv\u00e1, dal\u0161\u00ed haberskou akci. \u00a0Jedna, naprosto nev\u00e1\u017en\u011b vy\u0159\u010den\u00e1 v\u011bta, se posl\u00e9ze v\u00a0hospod\u011b prob\u00edrala zespodu nahoru, zleva doprava, shora dol\u016f, zprava doleva. Co je piteln\u00e9 pivo, co jsou patoky, co se je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1 a co je lep\u0161\u00ed nahradit ananasovou \u0161\u0165\u00e1vou? No to se d\u00e1 p\u0159eci snadno zjistit.<\/p>\n
A tak se v\u00a0ned\u011bli 14.2. 2016 v\u00a0hospod\u011b u Jen\u00edka se\u0161lo deset, piva la\u010dn\u00edc\u00edch, sout\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00edch. Jen\u00edk se uzav\u0159el do kuchy\u0148ky, vybalil plastov\u00e9 kel\u00edmky a otev\u0159el 6 lahvov\u00fdch piv r\u016fzn\u00fdch, piteln\u00fdch i nepiteln\u00fdch zna\u010dek. Nap\u011bt\u00ed u sout\u011b\u017en\u00edho stolu rostlo, p\u00e1nov\u00e9 (ano, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 ze \u0161tamgastek se do pivokl\u00e1n\u00ed netroufla p\u0159ihl\u00e1sit) si prohl\u00ed\u017eeli sout\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00ed l\u00edstky a o zklidn\u011bn\u00ed se postaral \u010cemba, kter\u00fd se ujal \u010depov\u00e1n\u00ed piva. A tak se pop\u00edjel velmi piteln\u00fd Kozel zat\u00edm bez hodnocen\u00ed.<\/p>\n
St\u016fl se postupn\u011b plnil kel\u00edmky se zlat\u00fdm mokem, sout\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00ed odstr\u010dili nesout\u011b\u017en\u00edho Kozla \u010depovan\u00e9ho, aby nebyli ovlivn\u011bni. Na \u010delech se jim usadila zkrabat\u011bl\u00e1 vr\u00e1ska sv\u011bd\u010d\u00edc\u00ed o urputn\u00e9m p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed a rukama si kryli sv\u00e9 hern\u00ed pap\u00edrky, aby soused n\u00e1hodou neopisoval. Pepa si \u0159ekl je\u0161t\u011b o jeden pap\u00edr na pozn\u00e1mky, \u010d\u00edm\u017e prolomil nap\u011bt\u00ed a vyvolal t\u00edm kone\u010dn\u011b zak\u00e1zanou diskuzi: ,,Pepa p\u00ed\u0161e i slo\u017een\u00ed t\u011bch piv\u201c ,,\u2026a na jak\u00fd str\u00e1ni zr\u00e1lo\u201c ,,\u2026a jak\u00fd je to ro\u010dn\u00edk\u201c. Tak\u017ee je v\u0161e v\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dku, nap\u011bt\u00ed opadlo a padaj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161ky: ,,Ne\u010dumte do kuchy\u0148ky\u201c ,,Jak se jmenuje to blb\u00fd pivo?\u201c ,,Pard\u00e1l, ale bude tam ur\u010dit\u011b i blb\u011bj\u0161\u00ed\u201c. ,, Sladk\u00fd, hnusn\u00fd, ho\u0159k\u00fd, jedno nafukuje a n\u011bkter\u00e9ho bych se v\u00a0\u017eivot\u011b ani nenapil\u201c , no asi nenapil, neb\u00fdt t\u00fdhle sranda akci\u010dky. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se sna\u017eili o rozezn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed po \u010duchu a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed ne: ,,Ochutnal jsem to dvakr\u00e1t, te\u010f na to jdu pot\u0159et\u00ed. Kolik t\u011bch plat\u00ed\u010dek m\u016f\u017eu vyp\u00edt?\u201c<\/p>\n
A dost, dochutnat, dopsat, odevzdat l\u00edste\u010dky rozhod\u010d\u00edmu Jardovi Pufr\u016f. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee m\u00e1me v\u00a0part\u011b abstinenta.<\/p>\n
Diskuze je te\u010f rozjet\u00e1 na pln\u00fd obr\u00e1tky, slova zanikaj\u00ed v\u00a0jednolit\u00e9m \u0161umu, ne\u0159ku-li \u0159evu. Ten Jarda kone\u010dn\u011b zti\u0161\u00ed a m\u00e1 se k\u00a0vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed. Kamil nerozeznal v\u016fbec nic. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161ichni, hlavn\u011b star\u0161\u00ed ro\u010dn\u00edky poznali Samson -co se v\u00a0ml\u00e1d\u00ed nau\u010d\u00ed\u0161\u2026.;-) . \u00a0Zboud! ZBOUD poznal V\u0160ECHNA piva ani\u017e v\u011bd\u011bl, kter\u00e1 jsou ve h\u0159e! Neskute\u010dn\u00e9! Jsou n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed mu v\u00fdhru s\u00a0obrovsk\u00fdm n\u00e1skokem p\u0159ed ostatn\u00edmi nep\u0159ej\u00ed a sni\u017euj\u00ed: ,,ty prochlastan\u00fd noci k\u00a0n\u011b\u010demu byly\u201c. Vlasta zam\u011bnil Pard\u00e1l s\u00a0Kozlem a Pepa ani jedno z\u00a0t\u011bch piv nepoznal. Co\u017e je asi nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed odpov\u011b\u010f dne\u0161n\u00edho ve\u010dera, neb ona \u00favodn\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161ka o ananasov\u00e9 \u0161\u0165\u00e1v\u011b se t\u00fdkala pr\u00e1v\u011b t\u011bchto piv a akt\u00e9r\u016f. A dal\u0161\u00ed d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed n\u00e1s pot\u011b\u0161ilo: za nejlep\u0161\u00ed pivo, kter\u00e9 by se m\u011blo \u010depovat v\u00a0t\u00e9hle hospod\u011b byl poslepu ozna\u010den Kozel. A ten se tu \u010depuje, tak\u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 zm\u011bna a pro hospodsk\u00e9ho Jen\u00edka o starost m\u00ed\u0148.<\/p>\n
A t\u00edm by tahle sranda akce mohla b\u00fdt prohl\u00e1\u0161ena za historii. Jen je\u0161t\u011b mali\u010dkost: \u010cembo, velik\u00e1nsk\u00e9 pod\u011bkov\u00e1n\u00ed za kr\u00e1snou prezentaci fotek, kterou jsi sp\u00e1chal \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n