{"id":804,"date":"2009-08-09T14:58:36","date_gmt":"2009-08-09T13:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?page_id=804"},"modified":"2015-03-22T14:46:09","modified_gmt":"2015-03-22T13:46:09","slug":"804-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?page_id=804","title":{"rendered":"St\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e1 svatba Ivany a L\u00e1di  08.2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed staroman\u017eel\u00e9, v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed svatebn\u00ed host\u00e9.<br \/>\nDovolte mi p\u0159ipomenout, \u017ee v\u00a0roce 1984 se konaly zimn\u00ed olympijsk\u00e9 hry v\u00a0Sarajevu,<br \/>\nAmerick\u00fdm prezidentem byl Ronald Reagan,<br \/>\nJurij Antropov byl pov\u011b\u0159en do funkce gener\u00e1ln\u00edho tajemn\u00edka komunistick\u00e9 strany Sov\u011btsk\u00e9ho Svazu.<br \/>\nAustr\u00e1lie ru\u0161\u00ed trest smrti.<br \/>\nDo kin p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed film: Jak b\u00e1sn\u00edci p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed o iluze.<br \/>\nZ\u00a0r\u00e1di\u00ed se line cosi v\u00a0pod\u00e1n\u00ed Michala Davida.<br \/>\nPetra Jan\u016f obsazuje t\u0159et\u00ed m\u00edsto v\u00a0anket\u011b: Zlat\u00fd slav\u00edk.<br \/>\nPrvn\u00ed m\u00edsto p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b Karel Gott<br \/>\nSilnice jsou pln\u00e9 trabant\u016f a \u017eigul\u00edk\u016f.<br \/>\nL\u00e1\u010fa Or\u0161ul\u00edk si bere Ivanu Babou\u010dkovou.<br \/>\nA\u010d byl sv\u011bdek indisponov\u00e1n, ke svatb\u011b do\u0161lo.<br \/>\nA tak jste si Ivano a L\u00e1\u010fo pro\u0161li spole\u010dn\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fd ten kus cesty.  Pro\u017eili jste<\/p>\n<p>12. v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed- hedv\u00e1bn\u00e9 : op\u011bt nastaly kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 \u010dasy<br \/>\n                                       ( v\u017edy\u0165 ani neskon\u010dily,\u2026no nic)<br \/>\n14. v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed- slonovinov\u00e9: kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 roky man\u017eelsk\u00e9ho<br \/>\n                                          dosp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed<br \/>\n20. v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed- porcel\u00e1nov\u00e9: jak ten \u010das let\u00ed, bylo to na<br \/>\n                                          pov\u00e1\u017eenou<br \/>\n25. v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed- st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e9: je hodn\u011b vz\u00e1cn\u00e9, ne ka\u017ed\u00fd to tak dlouho vydr\u017e\u00ed<\/p>\n<p>Vy ano, jste tedy ji\u017e m\u00edrn\u011b opot\u0159ebov\u00e1ni, va\u0161e br\u00e1na roze\u017er\u00e1na \u010dervoto\u010dem, prst\u00fdnky obl\u00fdsk\u00e1ny \u010dasem, svatebn\u00ed fotky za\u017eloutl\u00e9 a jist\u011b i n\u011bkde za\u0161antro\u010den\u00e9. U\u017e\u00edv\u00e1te si babi\u010dkovstv\u00ed a d\u011bde\u010dkovstv\u00ed, ale nic z\u00a0toho v\u00e1m nebr\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00a0pro\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9ho vztahu jist\u011b pln\u00e9ho vzruchu.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159i\u0161el jsem tedy bez pozv\u00e1n\u00ed, jak ta t\u0159in\u00e1ct\u00e1 sudi\u010dka v\u00a0\u0160\u00edpkov\u00e9 R\u016f\u017eence. Nebudu v\u00e1m p\u0159\u00e1t nic \u0161patn\u00e9ho, ale jenom samou radost a \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, v\u00a0o\u010d\u00edch perly l\u00e1sky prov\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed v\u00e1s dal\u0161\u00ed spole\u010dnou cestou.<br \/>\nNebudu se v\u00e1s pt\u00e1t, zda souhlas\u00edte s\u00a0n\u00e1sledn\u00fdmi spole\u010dn\u00fdmi roky  a p\u0159istoup\u00edme rovnou ke gratulac\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Za obec Hab\u0159\u00ed starosta<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Takhle n\u011bjak podobn\u011b uv\u00edtal v improvizovan\u00e9 ob\u0159adn\u00ed s\u00edni starosta st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e9 man\u017eele Or\u0161ul\u00edkovi.<br \/>\n A pak se mohlo p\u0159ej\u00edt k on\u011bm avizovan\u00fdm gratulac\u00edm a p\u0159ed\u00e1n\u00ed svatebn\u00edho daru.<br \/>\n T\u00edm bylo lejstro tohoto zn\u011bn\u00ed:<\/p>\n<p><em> Vzhledem k va\u0161emu v\u011bku a \u010dasu, kter\u00fd jste spolu pro\u017eili, pot\u0159ebujete nas\u00e1t nov\u00fdch sil. A proto v\u00e1m my, haber\u0161t\u00ed \u0161tamgasti, nev\u011bnujeme k tomuto v\u00fdznamn\u00e9mu jubileu, \u010d\u00edm\u017e st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e1 svatba jist\u011b je, v\u011bci jindy velice v\u00edtan\u00e9, jako t\u0159eba hrn\u00ed\u010dky, varn\u00e9 konvice, p\u0159\u00edbory, tal\u00ed\u0159e. NE! Ni\u010deho takov\u00e9ho se od n\u00e1s nedo\u010dk\u00e1te!<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161\u00edm d\u00e1rkem k va\u0161emu v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed je poukaz sn\u016f. Poukaz na pro\u017eit\u00ed chv\u00edl\u00ed nev\u0161edn\u00edch. Maxim\u00e1ln\u00ed relaxace a uvoln\u011bn\u00ed mysli. V\u011bnujeme v\u00e1m poukaz do <\/p>\n<p>PIVN\u00cdCH L\u00c1ZN\u00cd<\/p>\n<p>Pro\u017eijte spolu kr\u00e1sn\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitek, upev\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed v\u00e1\u0161 skvostn\u00fd vztah. <\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n<p> Obdarovan\u00ed zam\u00e1\u010dkli slzu dojet\u00ed a ne\u017e se\u0161li op\u011bt pod l\u00edsku, \u010dekaly na n\u011b ony PIVN\u00cd L\u00c1ZN\u011a v podob\u011b \u0161kopku napln\u011bn\u00e9ho zlatav\u00fdm mokem a dvou \u017e\u00ednek.<br \/>\n Ivana s L\u00e1\u010fou nev\u00e1hali, do l\u00e1zn\u011b hupli a nap\u011bn\u011bn\u00e9ho kozl\u00edka si pln\u011b u\u017e\u00edvali.<br \/>\n Po dostate\u010dn\u00e9m vy\u010dvacht\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159evzali poukaz origin\u00e1ln\u00ed a m\u016f\u017eou se za\u010d\u00edt t\u011b\u0161it na prav\u00e9 pivn\u00ed odpo\u010dinut\u00ed.<br \/>\n A my ostatn\u00ed jsme Kozl\u00edka z p\u016fllitr\u016f doplnili ber\u00e1nkem z popelnice ( douf\u00e1m, \u017ee ji Muf alespo\u0148 umyl, ne\u017e v n\u00ed to zv\u00ed\u0159e za\u010dal op\u00e9kat) a m\u011bli jsme se fajn, jak je ostatn\u011b v Hab\u0159\u00ed zvykem.<br \/>\n A je\u0161t\u011b bych m\u00e1lem zapomn\u011bla! Staroman\u017eel\u00e9 si na konec vypustili bal\u00f3nek \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. Druh\u00fd den si L\u00e1\u010fa st\u011b\u017eoval, \u017ee pr\u00fd nefunguje. P\u0159\u00e1l si obohatit svoje duchovno o znalost japon\u0161tiny, ale nesplnilo se mu to. Pr\u00fd by r\u00e1d bal\u00f3nek reklamoval. Zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed je, \u017ee druh\u00fd den p\u0159i ob\u011bd\u011b bal\u00f3nek p\u0159ilet\u011bl a zaparkoval u soused\u016f. <\/p>[Not a valid template]<p>Bar\u010da<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed staroman\u017eel\u00e9, v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed svatebn\u00ed host\u00e9. Dovolte mi p\u0159ipomenout, \u017ee v\u00a0roce 1984 se konaly zimn\u00ed olympijsk\u00e9 hry v\u00a0Sarajevu, Americk\u00fdm prezidentem byl Ronald Reagan, Jurij Antropov byl pov\u011b\u0159en do funkce gener\u00e1ln\u00edho tajemn\u00edka komunistick\u00e9 strany Sov\u011btsk\u00e9ho Svazu. Austr\u00e1lie ru\u0161\u00ed trest smrti. Do kin p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed film: Jak b\u00e1sn\u00edci p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed o iluze. Z\u00a0r\u00e1di\u00ed se line cosi v\u00a0pod\u00e1n\u00ed Michala Davida. Petra [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":402,"menu_order":10,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/804"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=804"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":984,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/804\/revisions\/984"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}