{"id":1040,"date":"2010-03-15T19:24:31","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T18:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?page_id=1040"},"modified":"2015-03-22T14:48:24","modified_gmt":"2015-03-22T13:48:24","slug":"habersky-rej-03-2010","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?page_id=1040","title":{"rendered":"Habersk\u00fd rej 13.3.2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t<!--{cke_protected}%3C!%2D%2D%7Bcke_protected%7D%253C!%252D%252D%257Bcke_protected%257D%25253C!%25252D%25252D%25257Bcke_protected%25257D%2525253C!%2525252D%2525252D%2525257Bcke_protected%2525257D%252525253C!%252525252D%252525252D%252525257Bcke_protected%252525257D%25252525253C!%25252525252D%25252525252D%25252525257Bcke_protected%25252525257D%2525252525253C!%2525252525252D%2525252525252D%2525252525257Bcke_protected%2525252525257D%252525252525253C!%252525252525252D%252525252525252D%252525252525250A%2525252525252509%2525252525252509%2525252525252540page%2525252525252520%252525252525257B%2525252525252520size%252525252525253A%252525252525252021cm%252525252525252029.7cm%252525252525253B%2525252525252520margin%252525252525253A%25252525252525202cm%2525252525252520%252525252525257D%252525252525250A%2525252525252509%2525252525252509P%2525252525252520%252525252525257B%2525252525252520margin-bottom%252525252525253A%25252525252525200.21cm%2525252525252520%252525252525257D%252525252525250A%2525252525252509%252525252525252D%252525252525252D%252525252525253E%2525252525252D%2525252525252D%2525252525253E%25252525252D%25252525252D%25252525253E%252525252D%252525252D%252525253E%2525252D%2525252D%2525253E%25252D%25252D%25253E%252D%252D%253E%2D%2D%3E-->\n\t<\/style>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">&#8230; a proto\u017ee se u\u017e dlouho nic ned\u011bje (ale no tak! Na to mi u\u017e nesko\u010d&iacute;te, proto\u017ee: furt se n\u011bco d\u011bje), a proto\u017ee se lo\u0148sk&yacute; ro\u010dn&iacute;k zd&aacute;l vyda\u0159en&yacute;m, a proto\u017ee si haber&aacute;ci p\u0159ipravili masky, tak nezbylo nic jin&eacute;ho, ne\u017e zase domluvit s&aacute;lek, p\u0159ipravit let&aacute;\u010dky, ceny, masky a vyrazit na druh&yacute; ro\u010dn&iacute;k Habersk&eacute;ho rojen&iacute;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">[Not a valid template]\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">A zase se tu uk&aacute;zala se&scaron;lost nev&iacute;dan&aacute;. Mezi r\u016fzn&yacute;mi zv&iacute;\u0159aty se pohybovaly poh&aacute;dkov&eacute; postavy, za zvuk\u016f, kter&eacute; vyluzovala kapela Div&aacute; B&aacute;ra se vlnili \u010derno&scaron;ky, mravenec, \u010dert, kr&aacute;va s bejkem, beru&scaron;ky. Nejv&iacute;c pa\u0159ila Emmi\u010dka Bedn&aacute;\u0159\u016f ve fialov&eacute; masce za cosi, co nev&iacute;m co je.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Al\u010de se zd&aacute;lo, \u017ee jedna maska na ve\u010der je tro&scaron;ku nuda a tak m\u011bnila masky dv\u011b, dle n&aacute;lady. Byla-li ospal&aacute;, byla za postel a m\u011bla-li chu\u0165 n\u011bkoho sprdnout p\u0159evl&eacute;kla se do vousat&eacute;ho policajta.. Jen nad&aacute;vala, \u017ee je maska nedokonal&aacute;, musela si k n&iacute; p\u0159imalovat kn&iacute;rek. Druh&yacute; den pr&yacute; doma zjistila, \u017ee fale&scaron;n&yacute; plnovous je dokonal&yacute;, jen ona si ho blb\u011b nasadila. Tuhle masku si vysloven\u011b u\u017e&iacute;vala. Zabavila Jan\u011b pit&iacute;, asi se ji nezd&aacute;la plnolet&aacute;, \u017d&aacute;dala Pata a Mata, aby se ji legitimovali. Zd&aacute;lo se ji, \u017ee trop&iacute; v&yacute;tr\u017enosti.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Netropili, jen kutili. Vym\u011b\u0159ovali s&aacute;l, zatloukali h\u0159eb&iacute;ky, chystali se \u0159ezat nohy od stol\u016f. Prost\u011b Pat a Mat! A nikdo nev\u011bd\u011bl, kdo se za maskami skr&yacute;v&aacute;. Cel&yacute; rej se zm\u011bnil na p&aacute;tr&aacute;n&iacute; po pravd\u011b. V&scaron;ichni cht\u011bli v\u011bd\u011bt o koho jde a v&scaron;ichni v\u011bd\u011bli velk&yacute; kulov&yacute;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Mezi t&iacute;m se Iv\u010da do\u017eadovala odmaskov&aacute;n&iacute;, pr&yacute; se ji v r&aacute;kosov&eacute; sukni\u010dce blb\u011b sed&iacute; a je&scaron;t\u011b m&aacute; strach, aby se, polit&aacute; pivem, nezazelenala. Pepa, v masce pov\u011btrn&eacute; \u017eensk&eacute;, udivoval p\u0159&iacute;tomn&eacute; d&aacute;my kr&aacute;sou sv&yacute;ch nohou v silonk&aacute;ch. Hodn\u011b udivil svoj&iacute; maskou automechanik Jarda, jdouc&iacute; za automechanika a kov&aacute;\u0159 Muf v masce kov&aacute;\u0159e. Pravda, na z&aacute;st\u011b\u0159e m\u011bl namalovan&eacute;ho Mufa, abychom nezav&aacute;hali o koho jde. KDO JE PAT A MAT?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pod mal&yacute;m miminkem s dudl&iacute;kem, chrast&iacute;tkem a plenami (to nev&iacute;m, ned&iacute;vala jsem se) praskly t\u0159i \u017eidle. To bylo asi t&iacute;m, \u017ee za miminko byl Honza.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pomalu se schylovalo k odmaskov&aacute;n&iacute;. Ka\u010dka v masce kr&aacute;vy ovliv\u0148ovala hlasuj&iacute;c&iacute; ve\u0159ejnost slovy: ,,napi&scaron;te mne, j&aacute; jsem takov&aacute; kr&aacute;va.&ldquo; Pat a Mat se nenechali vyru&scaron;ovat, vrtali, stloukali, \u0159ezali&#8230;..KDO TO JE?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">P\u0159i s\u010d&iacute;t&aacute;n&iacute; hlas\u016f se nikdo nediv&iacute; prvn&iacute;mu m&iacute;stu. O tom bylo rozhodnuto ve chv&iacute;li, kdy do s&aacute;lu ve&scaron;el Fiji v masce v\u010dely. Lucka tedy tvrdila, \u017ee je to zl&yacute; sr&scaron;e\u0148 (hornet), ale nikdo ji nev\u011b\u0159il. Fiji byl v masce m&iacute;rn\u011b zak\u0159iknut a byl krotk&yacute;, jak v\u010dela v listopadu. Byl za v\u010delu v listopadu. Vyhr&aacute;l prvn&iacute; m&iacute;sto, dort a lahev &scaron;ampusu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">To bych r&aacute;da vid\u011bla, kdo si dort a &scaron;ampus u\u017eije \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Druh&eacute; m&iacute;sto si vybojoval Kamil v roli lehk&eacute; beru&scaron;ky. Nev&iacute;m \u010d&iacute;m si to zaslou\u017eil a ani to rad\u011bji v\u011bd\u011bt nechci. Za to v&iacute;m, \u017ee se mu budou dost blb\u011b odlepovat um\u011bl&eacute; nehty, kter&eacute; mu Iv\u010da nalepila vte\u0159inov&yacute;m lepidlem.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">T\u0159et&iacute; m&iacute;sto si vy\u017eebrala Ka\u010dka . Kdo v&iacute;, jak by v&scaron;e dopadlo, kdyby se Al\u010de s\u010d&iacute;taly hlasy za ob\u011b masky.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Kdo je Pat a Mat?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Cosi s ob\u0159&iacute;m, tmav&yacute;m, kudrnat&yacute;m &uacute;\u010desem v r\u016f\u017eovou\u010dkozlat&eacute;m oble\u010dku se tro&scaron;ku potilo. To nic, to se jen Siskince m&iacute;rn\u011b sm&yacute;val tmav&yacute; mejkap. &Scaron;koda, ohromn\u011b ji to slu&scaron;&iacute;. Prvn\u011b jsem si v&scaron;imla, jak m&aacute; modr&eacute; o\u010di a &uacute;sm\u011bv z&aacute;\u0159iv&yacute;, jak z reklamy na zubn&iacute; pastu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Maru&scaron;ka dostala lahev s vyj&aacute;d\u0159en&iacute;m d&iacute;k\u016f za v&scaron;e a nikdo nev&iacute;, kdo je Pat a Mat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pomalu ale jist\u011b se rej strh&aacute;v&aacute; v konzumaci pan&aacute;k\u016f, piva a Pata a Mata p\u0159est&aacute;v&aacute; bavit chodit p&iacute;t a kou\u0159it tajn\u011b ven.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Odevzdan\u011b se usadili na svoji \u0159emeslnickou bednu a &#8230;&#8230;sundali masky. Pat byl pro n&aacute;s \u010dlov\u011bkem nezn&aacute;m&yacute;m, ale Mat&#8230;&#8230;..to fakt nikdo ne\u010dekal. V roli Mata zaz&aacute;\u0159il Vlast&iacute;k, kter&yacute; celou dobu pl&aacute;nov&aacute;n&iacute; Reje \u0159&iacute;kal, \u017ee nep\u0159ijde.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">A to je v&scaron;e p\u0159&aacute;tel&eacute; jj&aacute;dyd&aacute;dyd&aacute;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">&#8230;tedy je&scaron;t\u011b&#8230;.druh&yacute; den Al\u010da odpov&iacute;dala v hospod\u011b na ot&aacute;zku:,,a kdo vyhr&aacute;l prvn&iacute; cenu?&quot; slovem :,,pes&quot;, dostelo se ji, vcelku o\u010dek&aacute;van\u011b ot&aacute;zky dal&scaron;&iacute;:,,a kdo za n\u011bj byl?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; No kdo? Pes Fiji byl za v\u010delu v listopadu<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Tak zas za rok \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; a proto\u017ee se u\u017e dlouho nic ned\u011bje (ale no tak! Na to mi u\u017e nesko\u010d&iacute;te, proto\u017ee: furt se n\u011bco d\u011bje), a proto\u017ee se lo\u0148sk&yacute; ro\u010dn&iacute;k zd&aacute;l vyda\u0159en&yacute;m, a proto\u017ee si haber&aacute;ci p\u0159ipravili masky, tak nezbylo nic jin&eacute;ho, ne\u017e zase domluvit s&aacute;lek, p\u0159ipravit let&aacute;\u010dky, ceny, masky a vyrazit na druh&yacute; ro\u010dn&iacute;k Habersk&eacute;ho rojen&iacute;. 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