{"id":1014,"date":"2010-02-15T20:12:50","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T19:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?page_id=1014"},"modified":"2015-03-22T14:47:23","modified_gmt":"2015-03-22T13:47:23","slug":"zabijacka-1322010","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/?page_id=1014","title":{"rendered":"Zabija\u010dka 13.2.2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t<!--{cke_protected}%3C!%2D%2D%7Bcke_protected%7D%253C!%252D%252D%257Bcke_protected%257D%25253C!%25252D%25252D%25257Bcke_protected%25257D%2525253C!%2525252D%2525252D%2525257Bcke_protected%2525257D%252525253C!%252525252D%252525252D%252525257Bcke_protected%252525257D%25252525253C!%25252525252D%25252525252D%25252525257Bcke_protected%25252525257D%2525252525253C!%2525252525252D%2525252525252D%2525252525257Bcke_protected%2525252525257D%252525252525253C!%252525252525252D%252525252525252D%252525252525257Bcke_protected%252525252525257D%25252525252525253C!%25252525252525252D%25252525252525252D%25252525252525257Bcke_protected%25252525252525257D%2525252525252525253C!%2525252525252525252D%2525252525252525252D%2525252525252525257Bcke_protected%2525252525252525257D%252525252525252525253C!%252525252525252525252D%252525252525252525252D%252525252525252525250A%2525252525252525252509%2525252525252525252509%2525252525252525252540page%2525252525252525252520%252525252525252525257B%2525252525252525252520size%252525252525252525253A%252525252525252525252021cm%252525252525252525252029.7cm%252525252525252525253B%2525252525252525252520margin%252525252525252525253A%25252525252525252525202cm%2525252525252525252520%252525252525252525257D%252525252525252525250A%2525252525252525252509%2525252525252525252509P%2525252525252525252520%252525252525252525257B%2525252525252525252520margin-bottom%252525252525252525253A%25252525252525252525200.21cm%2525252525252525252520%252525252525252525257D%252525252525252525250A%2525252525252525252509%252525252525252525252D%252525252525252525252D%252525252525252525253E%2525252525252525252D%2525252525252525252D%2525252525252525253E%25252525252525252D%25252525252525252D%25252525252525253E%252525252525252D%252525252525252D%252525252525253E%2525252525252D%2525252525252D%2525252525253E%25252525252D%25252525252D%25252525253E%252525252D%252525252D%252525253E%2525252D%2525252D%2525253E%25252D%25252D%25253E%252D%252D%253E%2D%2D%3E-->\n\t<\/style>\n<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Tak pr&yacute; nem&aacute;m vytv&aacute;\u0159et a rozes&iacute;lat \u017e&aacute;dn&eacute; pozv&aacute;nky. Naopak m&aacute;m vyrobit cedule trochu odrazuj&iacute;c&iacute;. Pr&yacute; proto, aby n&aacute;s n\u011bkdo nena\u0159kl z p\u0159&iacute;padn&eacute; &uacute;jmy na zdrav&iacute;. A taky m&aacute;m vyrobit ceduli, \u017ee to nen&iacute; pro lidi. Tohle, a p&aacute;r dal&scaron;&iacute;ch nesmysl\u016f jsme dohodli minul&eacute; &uacute;ter&yacute; u Hakl\u016f.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Muf nab&iacute;zel troky, ale pr&yacute; je m&aacute; pro\u017eran&eacute;, co\u017e by mo\u017en&aacute; v tomhle mrazu nevadilo. Sta\u010d&iacute; je prol&iacute;t studenou vodou a m&aacute;me troky ledov&eacute;, bez d\u011br. No, tak tenhle n&aacute;vrh nepro&scaron;el. U Or&scaron;ul&iacute;k\u016f maj&iacute; v trok&aacute;ch uskladn\u011bny kn&iacute;\u017eky.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Kdosi v&aacute;\u017en\u011b prohl&aacute;sil, \u017ee kroupy va\u0159en&iacute;m nabudou a kdosi, \u017ee bude-li m&aacute;lo jitrnic, dojedeme je koupit do Globusu. A Muf se ptal Al\u010di, zdali m&aacute; dost rumu na sva\u0159&aacute;k. Takhle plodn\u011b se vyv&iacute;jela na&scaron;e p\u0159edzabija\u010dkov&aacute; debata. No, alespo\u0148 se dohodlo, co v&scaron;echno m&aacute; Bejk nakoupit, kdo pojede pro prase a kdo pro \u0159ezn&iacute;ka. Tak\u017ee akce m\u016f\u017ee v sobotu vypuknout!<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pr&yacute; se sejdeme v 6,30 p\u0159ed hospodou. Se&scaron;li. Ale jen t\u0159i. Ostatn&iacute; lezli z t\u011bch pelech\u016f n\u011bjak vla\u017en\u011b. V sedm dorazil Dan a na moji kritiku odpov\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee se musel postarat o d&iacute;t\u011b. No, tak n\u011bjak mu to pokazila Karolka, kdy\u017e p\u0159i&scaron;la se slovy, \u017ee ta\u0165ka zmizel, ani\u017e by ji ud\u011blal sn&iacute;dani.<\/p>\n<p>Chci se pustit do strouh&aacute;n&iacute; k\u0159enu, ale m&aacute;m ho nechat Lence. Pr&yacute; je to jej&iacute; obl&iacute;ben&aacute; \u010dinnost, na k\u0159enu ul&iacute;t&aacute;v&aacute;. Masochistka.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Tak vyv\u011bsit odrazuj&iacute;c&iacute; cedule:<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"><i>,,P\u0159&aacute;tel&eacute;, kamar&aacute;d, soused&eacute;, je v&aacute;m zn&aacute;mo, \u017ee v&scaron;ude kolem n&aacute;s \u0159&aacute;d&iacute; prase\u010d&iacute; ch\u0159ipka? V&iacute;te, \u017ee p\u0159i konzumaci vep\u0159ov&eacute;ho masa v&aacute;m hroz&iacute; KAMPYLOBAKTERIOZA, nebo BOTULLISMUS, \u010di TRICHINOZA. A vep\u0159ov&eacute; maso je prolezl&eacute; parazitem TROXOPLASMA GOONDII!&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"><i>Tak to rad\u011bji nejezte! Ale kupte p&aacute;r porc&iacute; sv&eacute;mu psovi, ten t\u011bmi odpornostmi neonemocn&iacute;. Ob\u011btujte za porci jak&eacute;hokoliv v&yacute;robku minim&aacute;ln&iacute; dobrovoln&yacute; poplatek 30,- K\u010d a pop\u0159ejte sv&eacute;mu psovi DOBROU CHU\u0164!<\/i><\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal;\">Nejsem si jist&aacute;, zda cht\u011bl Muf ochr&aacute;nit sousedy p\u0159ed onemocn\u011bn&iacute;m, \u010di si p\u0159&aacute;l, aby na n\u011bj v&iacute;c zbylo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Po\u010das&iacute; je prav&eacute;, zabija\u010dkov&eacute;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; P\u0159&iacute;chod Bejka komentoval Pepa slovy: ,,Tak bejka bychom m\u011bli, ale cht\u011bli jsme snad vep\u0159ov&yacute; a ne hov\u011bz&iacute;, n&eacute;?&ldquo; Dobr&aacute;, Muf s Danem vyr&aacute;\u017e&iacute; pro prase a Bejk pro \u0159ezn&iacute;ka. M\u011bli u n&aacute;s dnes sch\u016fzku.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">A pak se se&scaron;li. \u0158ezn&iacute;k pln&yacute; el&aacute;nu a prase, m&iacute;rn\u011b pocuchan&eacute; z nakl&aacute;dky, pln&eacute; jitrnic, jelit, \u0159&iacute;zk\u016f a opr&aacute;vn\u011bn&yacute;ch obav. \u0158ezn&iacute;k souboj vyhr&aacute;l.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"><span lang=\"cs-CZ\">Te\u010f je t\u0159eba m&iacute;chat krev, smolit a &scaron;krabat prase. L&aacute;\u010fa nab&iacute;z&iacute; zap\u016fj\u010den&iacute; z&aacute;novn&iacute;ho hol&iacute;c&iacute;ho strojku Braun, ale \u0159ezn&iacute;k s Bejkem se dr\u017e&iacute; zastaral&eacute;ho zp\u016fsobu. A jde jim to od ruky. Muf kmit&aacute; s horkou vodou a m&aacute;m dojem, \u017ee jsem ho vid\u011bla i popob\u011bhnout \ud83d\ude42 . J&eacute;\u0148a na sc&eacute;nu, jako vyst\u0159i\u017eenou z pohlednic od Lady, kouk&aacute; zpovzd&aacute;l&iacute; a te\u010dou mu sliny. Do zimn&iacute; idylky p\u0159ich&aacute;z&iacute; <\/span> Dan s ot&aacute;zkou, zda nev&iacute;me, kde je rum. <span lang=\"cs-CZ\">Pepa mu ozn&aacute;m&iacute;, \u017ee tak se tu nikdo nejmenuje. Nakonec Dan asi p\u0159eci jen rum na&scaron;el, pon\u011bvad\u017e n&aacute;m nab&iacute;zel \u010daj s rumem. Alespo\u0148 to tvrdil, ale rum z toho n&aacute;poje nebyl c&iacute;tit ani n&aacute;hodou. To je v po\u0159&aacute;dku. Pr&yacute; uva\u0159il grog pro \u0159idi\u010de. <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Mezi t&iacute;m mistr \u0159ezn&iacute;k rozboural prase a dirigoval n&aacute;s, do kter&eacute;ho hrnce kter&yacute; kus m&aacute;me mrsknout. A tak se n&aacute;m va\u0159&iacute; ov&aacute;rek, materi&aacute;l na jitrnice, kroupy do jelit. Je \u010das na malou, rumovou pauzu. Rum. Hm. Nikdo z n&aacute;s ho nepije, ale p\u0159i zabija\u010dce je t&eacute;m\u011b\u0159 nep\u0159&iacute;pustn&eacute; p&iacute;t n\u011bco jin&eacute;ho.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Dan chce zalepit od\u011brek, kter&yacute; si p\u0159ivodil r&aacute;no p\u0159i lovu prasete. Pr&yacute; nen&iacute; zran\u011bn&yacute;, jen mu z toho furt te\u010de krev.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Pomalu a jist\u011b se kusy nev&aacute;bn&eacute;ho masa m\u011bn&iacute; v kusy velice v&aacute;bn&eacute;ho ovaru. L&aacute;\u010fa zasn\u011bn\u011b hled&iacute; do hrnce a zamy&scaron;len\u011b prohl&aacute;s&iacute; moudro: ,,To je zvl&aacute;&scaron;tn&iacute;, jak se ta kost vyva\u0159&iacute; do b\u011bla, co?&ldquo; Kdosi mu na to odpov\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee jeho pol&aacute;man&eacute; kosti by se vyva\u0159ily do st\u0159&iacute;brna.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Je na \u010dase nandat prvn&iacute; vytvo\u0159en&eacute; hodnoty na t&aacute;cky a pustit se do j&iacute;dla. K\u0159en m&aacute; gr&aacute;dy. Tak za tohle si Lenka zaslou\u017e&iacute; \u0159&aacute;d! Jsem moc r&aacute;da, \u017ee jsem ten zabij&aacute;ckej ko\u0159en nemusela strouhat.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\u0158ezn&iacute;k rozsekal a namlel zbytky, kter&eacute; jsme nezba&scaron;tili, nasypal je do hrnce a h\u0148&aacute;cal a h\u0148&aacute;cal. Bejk sypal do sm\u011bsi ko\u0159en&iacute;. Na ot&aacute;zku: kolik? mistr odv\u011btil, \u017ee p\u0159im\u011b\u0159en\u011b. Bejk pok&yacute;val znalecky hlavou a sypal a sypal. Jen na \u0159ezn&iacute;kovo po\u017e&aacute;d&aacute;n&iacute; o nasyp&aacute;n&iacute; major&aacute;nky se zarazil a podivil. Pr&yacute; netu&scaron;il, \u017ee se do jitrnic p\u0159id&aacute;v&aacute; tr&aacute;va. Za\u010dal se na n\u011b moc t\u011b&scaron;it. Vznikl&aacute; uh\u0148&aacute;can&aacute; hmota chutnala skv\u011ble.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Te\u010f bylo t\u0159eba ji p\u0159em&iacute;stit z hrnce do st\u0159ev. Co\u017e m\u011blo jeden h&aacute;\u010dek. M\u011bli jsme st\u0159eva, m\u011bli jsme &scaron;pejle, jen nikdo, krom\u011b \u0159ezn&iacute;ka neum\u011bl ty dva komponenty spojit dohromady. A tak byl vyhl&aacute;&scaron;en rychlokurz na &scaron;pejlov&aacute;n&iacute;. &Scaron;lo n&aacute;m to moc p\u011bkn\u011b. Jen jsem byla r&aacute;da, \u017ee hotov&eacute; d&iacute;lo d&aacute;v&aacute;me dohromady a tak budu tvrdit, \u017ee ty prop&iacute;chan&yacute; jsem ur\u010dit\u011b ne&scaron;pejlovala j&aacute;. P\u0159i &scaron;pejlov&aacute;n&iacute; z&aacute;\u0159il Mates. Trochu to vypad&aacute;, \u017ee si v dlouh&eacute; chv&iacute;li r&aacute;d za&scaron;trykuje. Hodn\u011b se chv&aacute;l&iacute;me, kterak jsme &scaron;ikovn&iacute; a \u0159ezn&iacute;k n&aacute;s m&iacute;rn\u011b usazuje na zem se slovy, \u017ee za&scaron;pejlovat vstup do jitrnice je brnka\u010dka, ale ten druh&yacute; konec, kdy\u017e u\u017e je st\u0159evo napln\u011bno&#8230;&#8230;., no to je jin&aacute; kategorie. Jako kdy\u017e do n&aacute;s st\u0159el&iacute;. V tu chv&iacute;li je na m&iacute;st\u011b \u010dinu vymeteno. Jen my s Matesem jsme nestihli v\u010das ut&eacute;ct. P\u0159esv\u011bd\u010duji Matese, \u017ee je &scaron;pejlovac&iacute; talent od p\u0159&iacute;rody. R&aacute;d uv\u011b\u0159&iacute; a nesnadn&eacute;ho &uacute;kolu se uj&iacute;m&aacute;. Tak pod&aacute;v&aacute;m \u0159ezn&iacute;kovi st\u0159&iacute;vka, ten je &uacute;\u017easnou rychlost&iacute; pln&iacute; a p\u0159ed&aacute;v&aacute; Matesovi k uzav\u0159en&iacute;. Ten u\u017e tak rychl&yacute; nen&iacute;. Br&aacute;n&iacute; se. Nen&iacute; pomal&yacute;, jen nev&iacute; kudy na to. Za chv&iacute;li se zapracov&aacute;v&aacute; a je radost na n\u011bj pohled\u011bt. Tak sleduju p\u0159i pr&aacute;ci mistra \u0159ezn&iacute;ka a mistra &scaron;pejla\u0159e (kdosi pou\u017eil v&yacute;raz: Mistr Jelito).<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">P\u0159i vkl&aacute;d&aacute;n&iacute; jitrnic do vody je Mates n\u011b\u017en\u011b hlad&iacute; a se slovy: ,,vy moje holky&ldquo; je doprov&aacute;z&iacute;, do jejich hork&eacute; l&aacute;zn\u011b s pohledem velmi starostliv&eacute;ho otce.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">&nbsp;O\u010dividn\u011b mu ned\u011blaj&iacute; dob\u0159e vtipy o hodn\u011b hust&eacute; pol&iacute;vce a na &scaron;pejlov&aacute;n&iacute; jelit ho mus&iacute;me t&aacute;hnout za ruk&aacute;v. Nechce od va\u0159&iacute;c&iacute;ch se jitrnic odej&iacute;t, tak jen v&scaron;echny okolo pros&iacute;, a\u0165 tam zbyte\u010dn\u011b ne&scaron;\u0165ouraj&iacute; va\u0159e\u010dkou a oh&yacute;nek udr\u017euj&iacute; men&scaron;&iacute;, ne\u017e mal&yacute;.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">B\u011bhem pln\u011bn&iacute; jelit se jitrnice dova\u0159ily, byly z hrnce vynd&aacute;ny a v&iacute;te co?! NEPRASKLA ANI JEDNA!!! Mates vyrostl o deset centimetr\u016f, v zarostl&eacute;m obli\u010deji se zableskly zuby z rozesm&aacute;t&eacute; pusy a jelita vyprov&aacute;zel na jejich pou\u0165 u\u017e s nadhledem. Jelito prasklo JEDNO!<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Mal&eacute; Barunce se p\u0159i pohledu na st\u016fl pln&yacute; jitrnic a jelit rozz&aacute;\u0159ily o\u010di a prohl&aacute;sila :,,j&eacute; p&aacute;rek!&ldquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">&nbsp;P\u0159i &scaron;kva\u0159en&iacute; s&aacute;dla, se mne p\u0159i&scaron;el Mates optat, co\u017ee to va\u0159&iacute;m. P\u0159i pohledu do hrnce, v kter&eacute;m nebylo skrze p&aacute;ru vid\u011bt v\u016fbec nic, mne p\u0159edb\u011bhl s odpov\u011bd&iacute;: ,,j&oacute;, ty va\u0159&iacute;&scaron; mlhu, tak to jo!&ldquo;<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Stoly se pod j&iacute;dlem neproh&yacute;baly jen proto, \u017ee jsou byteln&eacute;, rum tekl proudem, padaj&iacute;c&iacute; sn&iacute;h na chvilku vyst\u0159&iacute;dalo slun&iacute;\u010dko a bylo fajn.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">No a te\u010f u\u017e jen nanosit maso dovnit\u0159, vydrhnout \u0159eznick&yacute; cajk a v klidu posed\u011bt.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">V hospod\u011b se sni\u017eovala hladina rumu v lahv&iacute;ch a &uacute;m\u011brn\u011b tomu zvy&scaron;ovala dobr&aacute; n&aacute;lada. Dubensk&yacute; Jarou&scaron;ek prob&iacute;ral sv&eacute; filkov&eacute; &uacute;sp\u011bchy, na chvilku se zamyslel a zauva\u017eoval: ,,kdo by \u0159ekl, \u017ee jsem tak dobrej!&ldquo; O tom, naprosto opr&aacute;vn\u011bn\u011b, uva\u017eoval i Mates.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">T&iacute;m by tak asi mohla b&yacute;t tato akce uzav\u0159ena. Jen je je&scaron;t\u011b t\u0159eba zpracovat maso. Ujali se toho kluci a v pond\u011bl&iacute; odpoledne maso naporcovali, na&scaron;\u0165ouchali do plechovek, kter&eacute; na&scaron;la Lenka na p\u016fd\u011b a zava\u0159ili.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">&nbsp;P\u0159i&scaron;la jsem zrovna do okam\u017eiku, kdy marn\u011b hledali plechovky v hromad\u011b sn\u011bhu, kam je dali vychladit. No nic, tak po\u010dk&aacute;me do jara.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"cs-CZ\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">[Not a valid template]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak pr&yacute; nem&aacute;m vytv&aacute;\u0159et a rozes&iacute;lat \u017e&aacute;dn&eacute; pozv&aacute;nky. Naopak m&aacute;m vyrobit cedule trochu odrazuj&iacute;c&iacute;. Pr&yacute; proto, aby n&aacute;s n\u011bkdo nena\u0159kl z p\u0159&iacute;padn&eacute; &uacute;jmy na zdrav&iacute;. A taky m&aacute;m vyrobit ceduli, \u017ee to nen&iacute; pro lidi. Tohle, a p&aacute;r dal&scaron;&iacute;ch nesmysl\u016f jsme dohodli minul&eacute; &uacute;ter&yacute; u Hakl\u016f. Muf nab&iacute;zel troky, ale pr&yacute; je m&aacute; pro\u017eran&eacute;, co\u017e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":402,"menu_order":13,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1014"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1601,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1014\/revisions\/1601"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motorkarizhabri.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}